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"I don't know if this is a race thing or a lady thing but I'm mad as hell" Libraries, vampires and Sherlock Holmes. Very good bad influence. She/Her.
LEONARD. He’s having her on, right? #TheArchers
November 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
ICON
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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Gosh do I need one of these
November 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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As we move into “foreigners are cancelling Christmas in the name of political correctness” season it’s worth remember that Christmas was indeed once banned in England, by Christians and the man who enforced the ban has a statue in his honour outside the Houses of Parliament.
November 20, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I WISH
November 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I had a little cry over bread last night so please keep me posted
November 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I really miss bread. I miss toast.
November 19, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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I'm glad to have signed this statement in support of queer and trans staff at the National Library of Scotland, who by the sounds of it are going through an awful time at the moment: docs.google.com/document/d/e...
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 AM
SCOOBY DOO!
Final trailer! Wake Up Dead Man is in theaters 11/26 and on Netflix 12/12. Can’t WAIT for you all to see it. #wakeupdeadman
November 19, 2025 at 10:55 AM
So British. Much rule.
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Can we call "Back to December" a Christmas song? asking for a friend who is not me and is also not putting off work things
a woman is standing in front of a window looking out at the snow .
Alt: a woman is standing in front of a window looking out at the snow .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:06 AM
THANK GOD FOR THAT
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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Sign up for our free five day writing advent to ease you into December with writing and friends.

✨ Priority time for your writing
✨ Write a whole new story or five
✨ Possibly the most stupid joke we've ever written about JRR Tolkien

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November 19, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Friends fear she’s got the coloured pens out again
November 19, 2025 at 9:55 AM
My name is Bob now. Say hi to Bob everyone
November 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It was spelled correctly SEVEN times in front of him and he still got it wrong
November 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
This is almost up there with that time someone got my name wrong a few times in an email chain and I counted how many times it had been spelled correctly in the information he must have seen via my email address, email signature etc… Reader, it was seven times.
November 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Oh yes. Apparently, I don’t know what my name is. So, that’s been the problem all this time!
a woman says it 's me hi and i 'm the problem it 's me
Alt: Taylor Swift stands in a doorway with the words “It’s me, hi! I'm the problem, it’s me” flashing up in bold white text
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November 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This definitely has to be near the top for #ThatsNotMyName and I quote

“Mobeena, as I have checked the details you mentioned wrong name in your Name on card and Billing address.
I would request to you please change it.
Your correct name is ( xx) please change it Name on card also Billing Address.”
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Saw a trailer for a Gilmore Girls documentary and all I have to say is JUSTICE FOR LANE KIM
a woman wearing glasses is playing a drum set in a living room .
Alt: Lane from Gilmore Girls sitting behind a drum set and shrugging .
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November 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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The Greens don’t believe providing safe refuge for endangered asylum seekers is an “out-of-control” policy.

Nor do we believe making life more difficult for those in need is the way to unify British society.

Refugees are welcome.
November 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
TOM ARCHER, HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT TO YOUR WIFE?! #TheArchers
November 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I’ve moved to Bristol so it might be a bit of a trek… I can post you some!
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I know everything is awful but I made really nice brownies
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM