millennial meursault
@mllnnlmeursault.bsky.social
the secretⒶry of no state
the invincible summer
no gods; no masters (unless we discuss it first)
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the invincible summer
no gods; no masters (unless we discuss it first)
♒ 👽 🤖 🏴 ❤️🏴
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Whenever people try to talk to me about "crypto" I'm like, "fuck yeah I love mothman and the Jersey Devil!"
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Whenever people try to talk to me about "crypto" I'm like, "fuck yeah I love mothman and the Jersey Devil!"
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I hate our gerontocracy so much. Schumer has got to go. This out of touch old man refuses to get a smartphone, even as people keep trying to hand him one.
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I hate our gerontocracy so much. Schumer has got to go. This out of touch old man refuses to get a smartphone, even as people keep trying to hand him one.
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Just imagining the meeting where they must have been like “they might cancel my flight? Time to kill the sick.”
November 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Just imagining the meeting where they must have been like “they might cancel my flight? Time to kill the sick.”
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You should call Chuck Schumer right now and say “I’m sorry this is happening to you sir I wish you a heads up penny”
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
You should call Chuck Schumer right now and say “I’m sorry this is happening to you sir I wish you a heads up penny”
It is weird that conservatives call themselves "the silent majority" yet they never shut the fuck up.
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It is weird that conservatives call themselves "the silent majority" yet they never shut the fuck up.
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To say that the majority of Trek fans are right wing and that women don’t *really* like it is something that only a real trek fan would know that only a fake Trek fan would say
October 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
To say that the majority of Trek fans are right wing and that women don’t *really* like it is something that only a real trek fan would know that only a fake Trek fan would say
Twitter really is the worst place.
Apparently a big scandal on Twitter is that Zohran eats rice with his hands because “who eats with their hands”
Americans eat with their hands all the time and not only that they eat with their hands inside their cars and the last time I checked there are no hand washing stations inside cars??
Americans eat with their hands all the time and not only that they eat with their hands inside their cars and the last time I checked there are no hand washing stations inside cars??
October 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Twitter really is the worst place.
Mark Zuckerberg is terrible as far as heads of social media platform go.
Elon Musk is a bit worse.
And yet somehow TikTok had them hold their beer and will likely have Barron Trump in charge.
Elon Musk is a bit worse.
And yet somehow TikTok had them hold their beer and will likely have Barron Trump in charge.
October 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Mark Zuckerberg is terrible as far as heads of social media platform go.
Elon Musk is a bit worse.
And yet somehow TikTok had them hold their beer and will likely have Barron Trump in charge.
Elon Musk is a bit worse.
And yet somehow TikTok had them hold their beer and will likely have Barron Trump in charge.
Wow Ranger, you go back in time to help free one enslaved family? You could have brought an AK-47 to John Brown at least.
October 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Wow Ranger, you go back in time to help free one enslaved family? You could have brought an AK-47 to John Brown at least.
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there’s something so beautifully American about our democracy’s last line of defense being coronary artery disease
October 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
there’s something so beautifully American about our democracy’s last line of defense being coronary artery disease
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The absolute genius of Pee Wee’s Playhouse to have us “scream real loud” at the word of the day on Saturday mornings while our parents were trying to sleep in, has yet to find comparable fuckery.
October 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The absolute genius of Pee Wee’s Playhouse to have us “scream real loud” at the word of the day on Saturday mornings while our parents were trying to sleep in, has yet to find comparable fuckery.
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Gavin Newsom would take a puppy from an orphan, rip the puppy apart with his bare hands and eat it while the orphan screamed if he thought it would win him one vote in Wisconsin.
October 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Gavin Newsom would take a puppy from an orphan, rip the puppy apart with his bare hands and eat it while the orphan screamed if he thought it would win him one vote in Wisconsin.
I feel sorry for kids if the future. They will never know what it is like to be off for election day.
October 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I feel sorry for kids if the future. They will never know what it is like to be off for election day.
People are losing it over some documents that were released. Oh man, a rich guy had dinner with another rich guy? Surprise!
Let me know when there is something in them that actually could be actionable.
Let me know when there is something in them that actually could be actionable.
September 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
People are losing it over some documents that were released. Oh man, a rich guy had dinner with another rich guy? Surprise!
Let me know when there is something in them that actually could be actionable.
Let me know when there is something in them that actually could be actionable.
The dream of Germany in the 1930s is alive in Portland 🎶
September 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The dream of Germany in the 1930s is alive in Portland 🎶
Your momma's so old her library card number is 1.
September 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Your momma's so old her library card number is 1.
I'd tell everybody go enjoy their rapture tomorrow but nobody on this site is going anywhere.
September 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I'd tell everybody go enjoy their rapture tomorrow but nobody on this site is going anywhere.
You think I keep a jar of acetaminophen in my desk drawer for fun? To alleviate pain because I'm old?
No, it is to power my autism so I can continue to do my fucking job. That is why I eat those pills like candy!
No, it is to power my autism so I can continue to do my fucking job. That is why I eat those pills like candy!
September 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
You think I keep a jar of acetaminophen in my desk drawer for fun? To alleviate pain because I'm old?
No, it is to power my autism so I can continue to do my fucking job. That is why I eat those pills like candy!
No, it is to power my autism so I can continue to do my fucking job. That is why I eat those pills like candy!
Since laws changed in the 2000s to make it easier on microbreweries, the craze that has come is the perfect encapsulation of America.
It's has given us 100 versions of the same thing, some with slight variations, many of which aren't good, and most of which were rushed to market to maximize profit.
It's has given us 100 versions of the same thing, some with slight variations, many of which aren't good, and most of which were rushed to market to maximize profit.
September 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Since laws changed in the 2000s to make it easier on microbreweries, the craze that has come is the perfect encapsulation of America.
It's has given us 100 versions of the same thing, some with slight variations, many of which aren't good, and most of which were rushed to market to maximize profit.
It's has given us 100 versions of the same thing, some with slight variations, many of which aren't good, and most of which were rushed to market to maximize profit.
It is really tedious blocking Charlie Kirk these days. So many people are claiming to be him. They can't all be him, but I also can't take any chances.
September 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
It is really tedious blocking Charlie Kirk these days. So many people are claiming to be him. They can't all be him, but I also can't take any chances.
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Only 58 democrats voted against having a national Charlie Kirk remembrance day, yet people keep telling me they are the opposition and we must unite behind them.
September 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Only 58 democrats voted against having a national Charlie Kirk remembrance day, yet people keep telling me they are the opposition and we must unite behind them.