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Matt
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this world is a nightmare
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tears of the kingdom: just what was zelda doing in the past?
nintendo: absolutely nothing. like it will shock you how much nothing she was up to
omega force: she was killing one million guys
July 31, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I don’t know shit about shit wrt competitive MAGIC but it’s always really funny when they ban cards for tournaments. My brothers in Christ you made the cards
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
You can always tell when you have your finger on the pulse when you’re pulling out a ginned up controversy at least three controversies old and also a thing that largely ended, charitably, three years ago
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Pretty tired of being mad all the time
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Do kids know about I Ate The Bones
November 9, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Steven Universe ⭐️
November 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
An ending that implies, at least before sequels came about, that civilization is gone and nature has retaken the planet
“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Today's video game for the Nintendo DS is Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, developed by Vanpool and published by Nintendo! It was released on September 14, 2007.
#DS #Nintendo #Gaming #Zelda #TheLegendofZelda #Tingle
November 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Vincie baby you still got it
November 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Once had a very weird day where my college girlfriend and I broke up and then we like…kept hanging out, including getting lunch at a Cheeseburger in Paradise
Cheeseburger in Paradise (2002-2020): A chain of beachside-themed restaurants from singer Jimmy Buffet, named after his iconic song, offering a wide array of burgers along with sandwiches, salads, and tropical cocktails.
November 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Gotta say the “they forgot to never forget” rhetoric today rings pretty hollow as someone who has object permanence enough to remember when that many deaths a day was just the price you had to pay for the freedom to go out to dinner or to the mall or be required to go to your job or school
November 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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average bluesky poster
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It is 2025. We don’t need to do HAMILTON Discourse
November 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Things feel pretty on the nose lately
November 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Alan Wake 2
November 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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once again posting The Chart
October 31, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Here’s a question: In STAR TREK, is a symbiont who has never been joined a sapient creature as we understand it, or is it essentially a receptacle for the thoughts, experiences, personalities of the hosts it carries forward throughout the years
October 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Short form video is killing gaming and the fastest selling console in US history just launched and layoffs are the only answer and multiple franchises are seeing record setting launches and we need to expand use of AI to make more games faster and we've had huge increases in release count each year.
October 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Gary Larson dropping Cow Tools in 1982
October 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM