Hey, there are some movies

A mind like yours could never understand the sheer scope of reference of someone who has read Tolkien, Asimov, perhaps even…Lewis? I bet you feel really stupid now

tears of the kingdom: just what was zelda doing in the past?
nintendo: absolutely nothing. like it will shock you how much nothing she was up to
omega force: she was killing one million guys

I can’t remember the last time I saw someone say anything about American Eagle genuinely or otherwise and even the most ardent COVID people on here are not of the opinion that lockdowns never ended, which they largely did by summer of 2020, before this website existed

Don’t do this to yourself

I, too, miss being 14, but I’m not making it everyone else’s problem

As ever, the insistence that things were better, less woke, whatever, 10-20-30 years ago is mostly down to “I was too young to pay attention to that stuff”

Here’s me

I think you should do it and also, if at all possible, it should occur on-mic

To me bile IS candy and therefore I DO love it

[straightest, cissest whitest guy you’ve ever met voice] I do