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Matt
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this world is a nightmare
Here’s me
November 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
October 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Someone go and free my son. I miss him. This can’t go on
October 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
This continues to pay dividends
September 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Which normally I’d be fine with but he’s responsible for canonically the funniest panel in Marvel history
September 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
That said this SOPRANOS one I just got served up made me laugh out loud so
September 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Watching television the way it was intended: On my phone in 30-second increments, vertically cropped to hell with a bunch of lens flares and zooms to sidestep copyright, with captions indicating to me every emotion so I don’t get lost
September 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Go back to work tomorrow for the first time since the 12th
August 31, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Well, with Julia that suit _is_ her baseline suit and it comes before Spidey gets the black suit, is the thing
August 30, 2025 at 12:27 PM
This entire fucking month apparently
August 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
July 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Me every time a new issue of “Hush 2” drops
July 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
post a motherfucker you hate
July 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
What’s to “admit” here. This is a thing that literally happens all the time including with several beloved Nintendo titles - possibly *most* beloved Nintendo titles
July 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Starts showing up to debates like this
July 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’m not saying this isnt happening or that it isn’t happening but that is literally not happening in the quoted tweet
June 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
June 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
May 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
mfw he goes “who are you”
May 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
May 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
My small but mighty FCBD haul
May 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I just. I’m sorry. As someone who is generally still pretty COVID-conscious and masks in most circumstances this…sucks ass?
May 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Only if she fully commits to it
May 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
My reaction to all of you right now
April 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
April 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM