Rob
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Born February 22, 1975, Drew Barrymore is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley’s age on the day ‘Cocoon’ was released. Congrats Drew! You’ve reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
November 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Born February 22, 1975, Drew Barrymore is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley’s age on the day ‘Cocoon’ was released. Congrats Drew! You’ve reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
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Hasan Piker was detained by ICE and chose to talk to cops instead of shutting the fuck up.
Do not be like Hasan Piker. Be way smarter.
Never. Talk. To. Cops.
Do not be like Hasan Piker. Be way smarter.
Never. Talk. To. Cops.
May 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Hasan Piker was detained by ICE and chose to talk to cops instead of shutting the fuck up.
Do not be like Hasan Piker. Be way smarter.
Never. Talk. To. Cops.
Do not be like Hasan Piker. Be way smarter.
Never. Talk. To. Cops.
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We have the most anti-free speech government in modern American history.
(And yet, in true Orwellian fashion, they claim to be champions of free speech.)
(And yet, in true Orwellian fashion, they claim to be champions of free speech.)
April 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
We have the most anti-free speech government in modern American history.
(And yet, in true Orwellian fashion, they claim to be champions of free speech.)
(And yet, in true Orwellian fashion, they claim to be champions of free speech.)
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We need every branded account to start developing crass strategies for bullying Elon Musk for easy clout. Chum the water. I don’t approve of brands but if the Charmin account tells him to put a gun in his mouth and that’s the thing that does it I’m exclusively buying that toilet paper for life.
March 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
We need every branded account to start developing crass strategies for bullying Elon Musk for easy clout. Chum the water. I don’t approve of brands but if the Charmin account tells him to put a gun in his mouth and that’s the thing that does it I’m exclusively buying that toilet paper for life.
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Game Informer is back! The entire team is returning and we can't wait to reconnect. Come join us to celebrate the best in games, the people who make games, and the people who play games from all around the world.
www.gameinformer.com/letter-from-...
www.gameinformer.com/letter-from-...
March 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Game Informer is back! The entire team is returning and we can't wait to reconnect. Come join us to celebrate the best in games, the people who make games, and the people who play games from all around the world.
www.gameinformer.com/letter-from-...
www.gameinformer.com/letter-from-...
This was exactly the point in the timeline when the Oscars lost me forever.
Annual reminder that it's fun to watch the Oscars for the spectacle but please do remember that they literally haven't held any weight whatsoever since 2001 when Ellen Burstyn in "Requiem for a Dream" lost Best Actress to Julia Roberts in "Erin Brockovich" 🙂
March 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This was exactly the point in the timeline when the Oscars lost me forever.
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Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil
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February 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil
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I'm at 1.9k followers! 🥳 Once I hit 2k, I'll post a picture of my sweet pup to celebrate!
February 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I'm at 1.9k followers! 🥳 Once I hit 2k, I'll post a picture of my sweet pup to celebrate!
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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
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I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things
Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
It’s so easy to label people these days. From the way folks have been talking, you’d think everyone falls into two buckets: those who voted against...
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February 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things
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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
February 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
The alt text (and entire situation) is amazing
In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.
February 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The alt text (and entire situation) is amazing
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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
February 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
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How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million.
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
February 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million.
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
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February 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
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DOGE is a billionaire's coup.
February 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
DOGE is a billionaire's coup.
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Elon Musk is not a Federal employee or a political appointee. DOGE is not a real department. None of their activities are legal. This is a coup. The Republicans in Congress are willing participants in it. At what point do Democrats in DC get that and start acting like it? It’s not the price of eggs!
February 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Elon Musk is not a Federal employee or a political appointee. DOGE is not a real department. None of their activities are legal. This is a coup. The Republicans in Congress are willing participants in it. At what point do Democrats in DC get that and start acting like it? It’s not the price of eggs!
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your emails finds me…already up to my waist in the ocean, eyes resolute on the horizon, heart as cold as its welcoming embrace…
January 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
your emails finds me…already up to my waist in the ocean, eyes resolute on the horizon, heart as cold as its welcoming embrace…
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The hopelessness I'm feeling about everything is beyond words. I fucking hate this country.
January 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The hopelessness I'm feeling about everything is beyond words. I fucking hate this country.
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Do not keep operating under the assumption there’s any other way. Because there isn’t. History is clear!!!!’
January 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Do not keep operating under the assumption there’s any other way. Because there isn’t. History is clear!!!!’
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