Gabe Sanchez
@iamgabesanchez.bsky.social
Comedian • Satirist • Taco Connoisseur • Webby Award Winner • Host of What Was That? (on YouTube) • Funded by Blue Amp → http://www.blueamp.co/soundcheck
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MAGA’s evolution in logic is a masterclass in mental gymnastics:
1. “Egg prices are too high! Biden’s economy is killing us!”
2. “Well, yeah…we always knew tariffs would raise prices. That’s the plan.”
3. “Actually, a recession is good. Trump said we need one in order to fix the economy.”
1. “Egg prices are too high! Biden’s economy is killing us!”
2. “Well, yeah…we always knew tariffs would raise prices. That’s the plan.”
3. “Actually, a recession is good. Trump said we need one in order to fix the economy.”
You know how I know that the Melania documentary is garbage?
Not a single soul has tried to pirate it online.
Not a single soul has tried to pirate it online.
February 2, 2026 at 7:46 PM
You know how I know that the Melania documentary is garbage?
Not a single soul has tried to pirate it online.
Not a single soul has tried to pirate it online.
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This level of disgusting racism and cruelty didn’t exist in a vacuum, and it didn’t end with Epstein.
Epstein files:
“JEFF wanted, ‘young, fresh meat girls. Virgins.’ He told ■, ‘Don’t bring me any n*ggers.’”
Epstein files:
“JEFF wanted, ‘young, fresh meat girls. Virgins.’ He told ■, ‘Don’t bring me any n*ggers.’”
February 1, 2026 at 4:34 PM
This level of disgusting racism and cruelty didn’t exist in a vacuum, and it didn’t end with Epstein.
Epstein files:
“JEFF wanted, ‘young, fresh meat girls. Virgins.’ He told ■, ‘Don’t bring me any n*ggers.’”
Epstein files:
“JEFF wanted, ‘young, fresh meat girls. Virgins.’ He told ■, ‘Don’t bring me any n*ggers.’”
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Bash: Was it about trying to make a an example out of somebody who the president has sparred with?
Blanche: I don't even know that the president's even ever thought of Don Lemon.
Bash: He called him a sleazebag yesterday.
Blanche: I don't even know that the president's even ever thought of Don Lemon.
Bash: He called him a sleazebag yesterday.
February 1, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Bash: Was it about trying to make a an example out of somebody who the president has sparred with?
Blanche: I don't even know that the president's even ever thought of Don Lemon.
Bash: He called him a sleazebag yesterday.
Blanche: I don't even know that the president's even ever thought of Don Lemon.
Bash: He called him a sleazebag yesterday.
Bovino Losing His Job After ICE's Murders Is Not Enough
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Bovino Losing His Job After ICE's Murders Is Not Enough
The Bovino scandal is not a bug in Trump’s agenda; it's the feature.
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January 27, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Bovino Losing His Job After ICE's Murders Is Not Enough
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BREAKING: Little Greg Bovino has been demoted
January 27, 2026 at 12:02 AM
BREAKING: Little Greg Bovino has been demoted
It’s hardly shocking that the person whose first instinct was to murder her own puppy now runs the office that executes American citizens.
Impeach Kristi Noem!
Impeach Kristi Noem!
January 26, 2026 at 6:51 PM
It’s hardly shocking that the person whose first instinct was to murder her own puppy now runs the office that executes American citizens.
Impeach Kristi Noem!
Impeach Kristi Noem!
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Kennedy Center Christmas Eve jazz concert canceled after Trump name added to building
Kennedy Center Christmas Eve jazz concert canceled after Trump name added to building
“When I saw the name change on the Kennedy Center website and then hours later on the building, I chose to cancel our concert,” Chuck Redd said.
dlvr.it
December 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Kennedy Center Christmas Eve jazz concert canceled after Trump name added to building
Pam Bondi writing tweet: "OMG we found over 1 million Epstein documents...we need more time!"
DOJ agent: "But the SDNY already processed those files in 2020, it says so in this email. Also, they sent us everything."
Pam Bondi: "Well, guess what, you're fired! Merry Christmas!"
DOJ agent: "But the SDNY already processed those files in 2020, it says so in this email. Also, they sent us everything."
Pam Bondi: "Well, guess what, you're fired! Merry Christmas!"
December 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Pam Bondi writing tweet: "OMG we found over 1 million Epstein documents...we need more time!"
DOJ agent: "But the SDNY already processed those files in 2020, it says so in this email. Also, they sent us everything."
Pam Bondi: "Well, guess what, you're fired! Merry Christmas!"
DOJ agent: "But the SDNY already processed those files in 2020, it says so in this email. Also, they sent us everything."
Pam Bondi: "Well, guess what, you're fired! Merry Christmas!"
SNL Humiliates Trump Over Epstein Files
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SNL Humiliates Trump Over Epstein Files
What Was That? is reader-supported.
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December 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
SNL Humiliates Trump Over Epstein Files
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Trump's DOJ Caught Deleting Files and Panics on Live TV
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Trump's DOJ Caught Deleting Files and Panics on Live TV
What Was That? is reader-supported.
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December 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Trump's DOJ Caught Deleting Files and Panics on Live TV
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Bye, Felicia!
December 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Bye, Felicia!
MAGA: “Black Friday? More woke DEI garbage! Should be White Friday!”
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
MAGA: “Black Friday? More woke DEI garbage! Should be White Friday!”
Trump’s Epstein Cover-Up Blew Up in His Face
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Trump’s Epstein Cover-Up Blew Up in His Face
After months of pressure and political games, lawmakers passed the bill almost unanimously. Now Trump and the DOJ are scrambling.
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November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Trump’s Epstein Cover-Up Blew Up in His Face
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“He Knew About the Girls”: Epstein Emails Link Trump to Abuse Cover-Up
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“He Knew About the Girls”: Epstein Emails Link Trump to Abuse Cover-Up
Leaked emails suggest Trump knew about Epstein’s victims years before his arrest, contradicting his public denials.
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November 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
“He Knew About the Girls”: Epstein Emails Link Trump to Abuse Cover-Up
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Let me guess, one of those “pollsters” is named John Barron.
Trump is such a fucking loser 🤣
Trump is such a fucking loser 🤣
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Let me guess, one of those “pollsters” is named John Barron.
Trump is such a fucking loser 🤣
Trump is such a fucking loser 🤣
Mike “I Don’t Know” Johnson
RAJU: Last week you were very critical of Biden's use of the autopen. But Trump admitted on 60 Minutes to not knowing he pardoned a crypto billionaire who pleaded guilty to money laundering. Does that also concern you?
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that. I didn't see it. I'm not sure.
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that. I didn't see it. I'm not sure.
November 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Mike “I Don’t Know” Johnson
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New: Judge Perry's ruling against Texas troops in Chicago is a banger.
1. Invokes Hamilton
2. Rips into ICE for lying
3. Says "law enforcement officers who go into an event expecting 'a shitshow' are much more likely to experience one than those who go into the event prepared to de-escalate it.
1. Invokes Hamilton
2. Rips into ICE for lying
3. Says "law enforcement officers who go into an event expecting 'a shitshow' are much more likely to experience one than those who go into the event prepared to de-escalate it.
October 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
New: Judge Perry's ruling against Texas troops in Chicago is a banger.
1. Invokes Hamilton
2. Rips into ICE for lying
3. Says "law enforcement officers who go into an event expecting 'a shitshow' are much more likely to experience one than those who go into the event prepared to de-escalate it.
1. Invokes Hamilton
2. Rips into ICE for lying
3. Says "law enforcement officers who go into an event expecting 'a shitshow' are much more likely to experience one than those who go into the event prepared to de-escalate it.
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BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)
Follow @heartlandsignal for more.
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October 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)
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Follow @heartlandsignal for more.
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Pam Bondi was reportedly blindsided by behind-her-back indictment of Letitia James
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Pam Bondi was reportedly blindsided by behind-her-back indictment of Letitia James
U.S. Attorney Lindsey Halligan failed to give a heads-up to Attorney General Pam Bondi that she was appearing before a grand jury to seek a high-profile indictment against New York Attorney General Le...
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October 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Pam Bondi was reportedly blindsided by behind-her-back indictment of Letitia James
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