Cobble
@mistercobble.bsky.social
1000xRESIST-pilled gamer lawyer duder.
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These guys are so clearly terrified. Spooked by their own wrongdoing. Alarmed that it’s all being recorded and disseminated before they can rewrite the story. Each bystander has a billion eyes, a billion ears. This is not what they signed up for. The recruitment propaganda promised glory, power, and
January 25, 2026 at 2:45 AM
These guys are so clearly terrified. Spooked by their own wrongdoing. Alarmed that it’s all being recorded and disseminated before they can rewrite the story. Each bystander has a billion eyes, a billion ears. This is not what they signed up for. The recruitment propaganda promised glory, power, and
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Our initial analysis is up.
The video footage appears to show that the gun was taken away from the man before he was shot.
He was UNARMED before any of the shots were fired.
The video footage appears to show that the gun was taken away from the man before he was shot.
He was UNARMED before any of the shots were fired.
Federal law enforcement agents shot and killed a man in Minneapolis on Jan. 24 according to local police officials. DHS told Fox News that the man was “armed with a gun”. A video of the shooting appears to show that a gun was taken from the man before the first shot was fired. x.com/BillMelugin_...
January 24, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Our initial analysis is up.
The video footage appears to show that the gun was taken away from the man before he was shot.
He was UNARMED before any of the shots were fired.
The video footage appears to show that the gun was taken away from the man before he was shot.
He was UNARMED before any of the shots were fired.
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It was SO cold but the sense of community was overwhelming. Every corner had people handing out hand warmers, warm drinks, and snacks to protestors. My toes were numb and my lashes were frosty but it's nothing compared to the pain our immigrant neighbors are enduring. MN Strong 💙
January 24, 2026 at 12:27 AM
It was SO cold but the sense of community was overwhelming. Every corner had people handing out hand warmers, warm drinks, and snacks to protestors. My toes were numb and my lashes were frosty but it's nothing compared to the pain our immigrant neighbors are enduring. MN Strong 💙
This definitely worthy of a Patreon upgrade from me
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January 23, 2026 at 5:48 PM
This definitely worthy of a Patreon upgrade from me
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
We had a speaker at a luncheon a little over a year ago who was a Russian national and she spent the first minute apologizing and I really felt it was unnecessary and uncomfortable. It may be self-serving as an American but no individual should be apologizing for a nation's actions, only their own.
the "americans will be pariahs when they travel!!" discourse is so funny. 1) we deserve it, 2) people in other countries (excluding, say, large parts of Iraq) are in reality pretty chill about americans, great satan or no
January 21, 2026 at 7:13 PM
We had a speaker at a luncheon a little over a year ago who was a Russian national and she spent the first minute apologizing and I really felt it was unnecessary and uncomfortable. It may be self-serving as an American but no individual should be apologizing for a nation's actions, only their own.
OH MY GODDDDDDD BECK BECKED
January 20, 2026 at 4:15 AM
OH MY GODDDDDDD BECK BECKED
I am 100% serious when I say that someone in academia should study behavior patterns in Arc Raiders and why solos are so much more peaceful.
January 19, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I am 100% serious when I say that someone in academia should study behavior patterns in Arc Raiders and why solos are so much more peaceful.
I am never going to forget that Touchdown. It never should have worked and it looked like pure desperation. The real crazy thing was that Kmet was just freaking open.
January 19, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I am never going to forget that Touchdown. It never should have worked and it looked like pure desperation. The real crazy thing was that Kmet was just freaking open.
Just started playing Arc Raiders with my brother. Whoever came up with the sound for the Probe deserves a huge bonus because that shit hits.
January 16, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Just started playing Arc Raiders with my brother. Whoever came up with the sound for the Probe deserves a huge bonus because that shit hits.
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I miss the days of NewGrounds. By now, we'd have a dozen Flash games that let you punch a cartoon Tony Dokoupil in the dick
Been reading this over and over and can't for the life of me understand what he's even trying to say. This is a lot of words to say... nothing.
January 14, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I miss the days of NewGrounds. By now, we'd have a dozen Flash games that let you punch a cartoon Tony Dokoupil in the dick
1000xRESIST then 1000xRESIST now
Quote this with your favourite game from 2024, and whether that's changed from what you would have said a year ago
Localisations/early access/expansions count, remasters/ports don't. Remakes depend.
Two-way ties count.
For a fuller refresher: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
Localisations/early access/expansions count, remasters/ports don't. Remakes depend.
Two-way ties count.
For a fuller refresher: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
January 9, 2026 at 2:01 PM
1000xRESIST then 1000xRESIST now
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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This is how every CES headline makes me feel.
January 7, 2026 at 4:13 PM
This is how every CES headline makes me feel.
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A touching tribute to Mike F
![Classic Mike F tweet:
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g62tajye723r3fa4gqw7l7ql/bafkreiacssf7vnpkyqovhna4mfme3qexnhqifch625ta46ibfzgpswz6ue@jpeg)
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
A touching tribute to Mike F
The Radical from BALLxPIT would like a word
Sony has patented an AI gaming ghost that will play PlayStation games for you when you get stuck www.eurogamer.net/sony-has-pat...
January 6, 2026 at 2:49 PM
The Radical from BALLxPIT would like a word
It's becoming clear that for elder millennials/gen x people who grew up computer enthusiasts, the way to get the experience we want is to go Linux/Open Source on everything.
January 5, 2026 at 6:18 PM
It's becoming clear that for elder millennials/gen x people who grew up computer enthusiasts, the way to get the experience we want is to go Linux/Open Source on everything.
A retelling of Pandoras Box but it’s Dong Nguyen inventing Flappy Bird
January 4, 2026 at 1:32 PM
A retelling of Pandoras Box but it’s Dong Nguyen inventing Flappy Bird
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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new year, new you ✨ #1000xRESIST #art
December 31, 2024 at 6:13 PM
new year, new you ✨ #1000xRESIST #art
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Easily one of the best and most iconic profile pics ever made. There’s something about the hand placement that is utterly perfect and hilarious that my brain can’t understand. Such sad news about a s-tier Poster
December 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Easily one of the best and most iconic profile pics ever made. There’s something about the hand placement that is utterly perfect and hilarious that my brain can’t understand. Such sad news about a s-tier Poster
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Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats
December 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab