Cobble
@mistercobble.bsky.social
1000xRESIST-pilled gamer lawyer duder.
Call me the Drake of the 99 Dragons of Bluesky
September 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Call me the Drake of the 99 Dragons of Bluesky
Donald Trump talking about Israel and Iran this morning
June 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Donald Trump talking about Israel and Iran this morning
The spammers were ready for this Microsoft Teams update.
May 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The spammers were ready for this Microsoft Teams update.
Watching Canada and Australia
May 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Watching Canada and Australia
When you can’t reply to a post like with @giantbomb.bsky.social’s I think this is about as ratioed as you can get
May 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
When you can’t reply to a post like with @giantbomb.bsky.social’s I think this is about as ratioed as you can get
Can I make the specific criticism that "Vader wouldn't tolerate it" is an absolutely insane take
April 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Can I make the specific criticism that "Vader wouldn't tolerate it" is an absolutely insane take
Don't talk to me for the next two hours/four weeks
April 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Don't talk to me for the next two hours/four weeks
My solitary fantasy of domination and violence
March 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
My solitary fantasy of domination and violence
I think the new @gameinformer.com got hugged to death.
March 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I think the new @gameinformer.com got hugged to death.
Me now that I'm a partner at my firm and responsible for associates #1000xResist
March 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Me now that I'm a partner at my firm and responsible for associates #1000xResist
I know it's been said a million times but this is going to be the entire vibe of the next four years huh
February 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I know it's been said a million times but this is going to be the entire vibe of the next four years huh
My solitary fantasy of domination and violence #1000xRESIST
January 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
My solitary fantasy of domination and violence #1000xRESIST
On the Slot Machine board in #ballionaire, I had a broom setup that seemed to break the game. They did not seem to contemplate that there would be a way to score a trillion on a single drop. I was sitting there for a long time watching numbers go up, and that's with teleporters debuffed.
December 18, 2024 at 10:53 PM
On the Slot Machine board in #ballionaire, I had a broom setup that seemed to break the game. They did not seem to contemplate that there would be a way to score a trillion on a single drop. I was sitting there for a long time watching numbers go up, and that's with teleporters debuffed.
Classic targeting call
December 8, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Classic targeting call
Easiest purchase of my dang life
December 4, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Easiest purchase of my dang life
Absolutely relatable top comment on a TikTok about how black plastic spatulas could be causing cancer
November 26, 2024 at 1:21 PM
Absolutely relatable top comment on a TikTok about how black plastic spatulas could be causing cancer
Watching a VOD of a stream of someone playing 1000xRESIST, and a chatter had an average reaction to that game's plot developments
November 21, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Watching a VOD of a stream of someone playing 1000xRESIST, and a chatter had an average reaction to that game's plot developments
November 18, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Me if 1000xResist doesn't get nominated for best narrative and best direction
November 18, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Me if 1000xResist doesn't get nominated for best narrative and best direction