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Just noticed on an old VHS that Robert Patrick was wearing a NIN shirt when he was 3D scanned for the T-1000. That would have been 1990, so he was proudly supporting his brother Richard Patrick, who was in a new band called Nine Inch Nails at the time.
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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here we go, a whole set for anyone who needs them
March 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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October 26, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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parents PLEASE check your kid's candy this year. i just found a copy of "the elder scrolls: tribunal" in a snickers bar. that is NOT playable without the morrowind base game
October 31, 2023 at 9:21 PM
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WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
October 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German!
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
August 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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gameplay, website, excerpt (2000) web.archive.org/web/20000815...
October 5, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Bringing this one from the other website

Homie moving like a Treasure Co. Ltd boss from 1993
December 15, 2024 at 5:51 PM
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This is pushing the limit of this segment but here is your non toxic masculinity post for the day
September 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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September 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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this is truly an era of blather and balderdash. we are up to our eyeballs in claptrap and i for one have had just about my fill
September 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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January 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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September 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Hey there. I see you’re interested in food. Well, watch out, because every food tastes different. Just because one food tastes good, that doesn’t mean a different food will taste good too. Well, that’s all. I think you’re ready to start your food journey. Come back if you need that info again.
August 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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August 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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"We've created one of the most anti human, pro capital nations on earth. What gives? Why are ppl dying earlier???"
August 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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They’ve stripped the dignity from asking for help Online. You’d never ask Jeeves if you should divorce your husband or to parse your complex inner life. It’s uncouth. You need boundaries between your soul and the ghost in the machine. Only appropriate.
August 12, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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perfect image. no notes
August 2, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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thinking about the fact that mario owning a golden helicopter, a personal hideout, and being willing to imprison an ape indefinitely are some of the very first things we learn about him predating other character traits like "being a plumber" or "luigi"
August 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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July 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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November 23, 2024 at 9:25 PM