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Hi, my name is Cristian | 🏳️🌈🇵🇭 | 28 | any/pronouns | Taken | biochemistry | aka bearberries, iykyk
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Still trying to get used to a new social media but I'll most likely follow everyone back if you're normal
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Now that most Black Friday shopping is done online, stores should add fighting games to their websites where you have to defeat other real-life shoppers to add a sale item to your cart.
November 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Now that most Black Friday shopping is done online, stores should add fighting games to their websites where you have to defeat other real-life shoppers to add a sale item to your cart.
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please note:
Mariah Carey season doesn’t start until after Thanksgiving. we are currently in Christina Ricci season.
Mariah Carey season doesn’t start until after Thanksgiving. we are currently in Christina Ricci season.
November 2, 2023 at 5:17 PM
please note:
Mariah Carey season doesn’t start until after Thanksgiving. we are currently in Christina Ricci season.
Mariah Carey season doesn’t start until after Thanksgiving. we are currently in Christina Ricci season.
The Dispatch game is really fun and interesting! The writing is witty and all, the only complaint I had was when they kept calling Robert a dadbod when he's literally all lean muscle 😩
October 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The Dispatch game is really fun and interesting! The writing is witty and all, the only complaint I had was when they kept calling Robert a dadbod when he's literally all lean muscle 😩
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Happy indigenous peoples day!
October 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Happy indigenous peoples day!
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👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻
🎃 ˗ˏˋ IT'S OCTOBERˊˎ˗ 🎃
👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻
🎃 ˗ˏˋ IT'S OCTOBERˊˎ˗ 🎃
👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻
October 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻
🎃 ˗ˏˋ IT'S OCTOBERˊˎ˗ 🎃
👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻
🎃 ˗ˏˋ IT'S OCTOBERˊˎ˗ 🎃
👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻
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[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
September 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
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Here is some non-satire for you:
Trans rights forever.
Trans rights forever.
September 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Here is some non-satire for you:
Trans rights forever.
Trans rights forever.
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I play Monster Hunter for the plot!
The plot:
The plot:
August 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I play Monster Hunter for the plot!
The plot:
The plot:
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just a reminder that only water goes in your eyes, don’t wear contacts to a protest if you can help it, hot showers will hurt like hell if you have mace or gas residue on your skin. turn off face ID on your phone. pick a buddy & never leave their side. if detained, ask for a lawyer & then shut up.
June 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
just a reminder that only water goes in your eyes, don’t wear contacts to a protest if you can help it, hot showers will hurt like hell if you have mace or gas residue on your skin. turn off face ID on your phone. pick a buddy & never leave their side. if detained, ask for a lawyer & then shut up.
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Pedro Pascal is punk af
February 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Pedro Pascal is punk af
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Me: "Sorry I cant go! I've got plans!"
The plans:
The plans:
February 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Me: "Sorry I cant go! I've got plans!"
The plans:
The plans:
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Love the new ace attorney!
February 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Love the new ace attorney!
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This Valentine’s Day, remember, taking a bath with another person can be hot and sexy, but nothing compares to the sparks you get when you take a bath with your toaster 🥰 ❤️ 💜 ❤️
February 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
This Valentine’s Day, remember, taking a bath with another person can be hot and sexy, but nothing compares to the sparks you get when you take a bath with your toaster 🥰 ❤️ 💜 ❤️
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Leon🖤 Claire ❤️ Jill 💙
Bunny outfits 🐰 (commission)
Bunny outfits 🐰 (commission)
February 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Leon🖤 Claire ❤️ Jill 💙
Bunny outfits 🐰 (commission)
Bunny outfits 🐰 (commission)
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Good morning!!
Time for daily affirmations 🧎♀️
Time for daily affirmations 🧎♀️
January 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Good morning!!
Time for daily affirmations 🧎♀️
Time for daily affirmations 🧎♀️
I'm built different—I'm worse
January 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I'm built different—I'm worse
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Hey I called it
Elon: “Heil Hitler”
the press: “hmmm I wonder what he means by this”
the press: “hmmm I wonder what he means by this”
January 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hey I called it
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I’m not going to hyper-focus on every action and word of this administration, especially since there are no consequences, but it’s hard to say that the white South African who has been spouting Nazi shit publicly for a while now somehow accidentally did a gesture similar to the Nazi salute twice
January 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I’m not going to hyper-focus on every action and word of this administration, especially since there are no consequences, but it’s hard to say that the white South African who has been spouting Nazi shit publicly for a while now somehow accidentally did a gesture similar to the Nazi salute twice