Poison Prof (On Holiday)
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2026 Resolutions:
• No phones in the bedroom. And stretch EVERY morning.
• Listen to every new album released in 2026 and potentially rank them all
• No phones in the bedroom. And stretch EVERY morning.
• Listen to every new album released in 2026 and potentially rank them all
Anyway I successfully finished my Nuzlocke of FireRed, and these babies get to move onto the next chapter in Hoenn
Catch me in Emerald 💚
Catch me in Emerald 💚
January 3, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Anyway I successfully finished my Nuzlocke of FireRed, and these babies get to move onto the next chapter in Hoenn
Catch me in Emerald 💚
Catch me in Emerald 💚
I knew I saw that mini challenge somewhere else
January 3, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I knew I saw that mini challenge somewhere else
Some of yall's resolutions should be using ALT text more for your photos....
kermit the frog is drinking tea from a glass .
Alt: kermit the frog is drinking tea from a glass .
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January 2, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Some of yall's resolutions should be using ALT text more for your photos....
2026 Resolutions:
• No phones in the bedroom. And stretch EVERY morning.
• Listen to every new album released in 2026 and potentially rank them all
• No phones in the bedroom. And stretch EVERY morning.
• Listen to every new album released in 2026 and potentially rank them all
January 2, 2026 at 3:28 AM
2026 Resolutions:
• No phones in the bedroom. And stretch EVERY morning.
• Listen to every new album released in 2026 and potentially rank them all
• No phones in the bedroom. And stretch EVERY morning.
• Listen to every new album released in 2026 and potentially rank them all
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2027 is gonna be my year
January 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
2027 is gonna be my year
The discord is talking about the last episode and based on the previous conversation idk if they're talking about Heated Rivalry or Stranger Things lol
January 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
The discord is talking about the last episode and based on the previous conversation idk if they're talking about Heated Rivalry or Stranger Things lol
First mirror selfie of 2026
January 1, 2026 at 7:09 AM
First mirror selfie of 2026
HAPPY NEW YEARRRR
January 1, 2026 at 6:31 AM
HAPPY NEW YEARRRR
Shout out to all the bloomfs and beautiful men that made it into my skircle 😇 thank y'all for a wonderful 2025!!
December 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Shout out to all the bloomfs and beautiful men that made it into my skircle 😇 thank y'all for a wonderful 2025!!
Top 10 Albums of 2025- #1
Cmon now, were you expecting anything else? Gagas Magnum Opus. It feels like a culmination of every previous era wrapped into one. There is something here for every type of Little Monster. And seeing the Mayhem ball this year really sealed the deal. MOTHER MONSTER SUPREME
Cmon now, were you expecting anything else? Gagas Magnum Opus. It feels like a culmination of every previous era wrapped into one. There is something here for every type of Little Monster. And seeing the Mayhem ball this year really sealed the deal. MOTHER MONSTER SUPREME
December 31, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Top 10 Albums of 2025- #1
Cmon now, were you expecting anything else? Gagas Magnum Opus. It feels like a culmination of every previous era wrapped into one. There is something here for every type of Little Monster. And seeing the Mayhem ball this year really sealed the deal. MOTHER MONSTER SUPREME
Cmon now, were you expecting anything else? Gagas Magnum Opus. It feels like a culmination of every previous era wrapped into one. There is something here for every type of Little Monster. And seeing the Mayhem ball this year really sealed the deal. MOTHER MONSTER SUPREME
Top 10 Albums of 2025- #2
I have never yearned for summer more than when I first heard this full album. I can feel myself ascending every time I listen to it. I can't wait to pop an eddy in the pool and listen to this on repeat. Zara Larsson the queen of summer!
I have never yearned for summer more than when I first heard this full album. I can feel myself ascending every time I listen to it. I can't wait to pop an eddy in the pool and listen to this on repeat. Zara Larsson the queen of summer!
December 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Top 10 Albums of 2025- #2
I have never yearned for summer more than when I first heard this full album. I can feel myself ascending every time I listen to it. I can't wait to pop an eddy in the pool and listen to this on repeat. Zara Larsson the queen of summer!
I have never yearned for summer more than when I first heard this full album. I can feel myself ascending every time I listen to it. I can't wait to pop an eddy in the pool and listen to this on repeat. Zara Larsson the queen of summer!
Top 10 Albums of 2025- #3
I am obsessed with everything tied to this project. The visuals, the marketing, the music videos, you name it. The lyrics are hysterical and the beat is ass-shakingly good. I just bought tickets to see her on tour and I'm so stoked
I am obsessed with everything tied to this project. The visuals, the marketing, the music videos, you name it. The lyrics are hysterical and the beat is ass-shakingly good. I just bought tickets to see her on tour and I'm so stoked
December 31, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Top 10 Albums of 2025- #3
I am obsessed with everything tied to this project. The visuals, the marketing, the music videos, you name it. The lyrics are hysterical and the beat is ass-shakingly good. I just bought tickets to see her on tour and I'm so stoked
I am obsessed with everything tied to this project. The visuals, the marketing, the music videos, you name it. The lyrics are hysterical and the beat is ass-shakingly good. I just bought tickets to see her on tour and I'm so stoked
Top 10 Albums of 2025- #4
Rebecca Black may have only released 7 songs on this album, but they are heavy hitters! Truly a no-skip experience. This was made by the gays for the gays (I may also be biased bc I got to actually meet her)
Rebecca Black may have only released 7 songs on this album, but they are heavy hitters! Truly a no-skip experience. This was made by the gays for the gays (I may also be biased bc I got to actually meet her)
December 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Top 10 Albums of 2025- #4
Rebecca Black may have only released 7 songs on this album, but they are heavy hitters! Truly a no-skip experience. This was made by the gays for the gays (I may also be biased bc I got to actually meet her)
Rebecca Black may have only released 7 songs on this album, but they are heavy hitters! Truly a no-skip experience. This was made by the gays for the gays (I may also be biased bc I got to actually meet her)
Top 10 Albums of 2025- #5
This is such a fucking good album. Demi went into that studio and said "I want to serve cunt" and DID it! The vulnerable songs are incredible and heartwarming. I'm VERY excited to see her perform this on tour next year!
This is such a fucking good album. Demi went into that studio and said "I want to serve cunt" and DID it! The vulnerable songs are incredible and heartwarming. I'm VERY excited to see her perform this on tour next year!
December 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Top 10 Albums of 2025- #5
This is such a fucking good album. Demi went into that studio and said "I want to serve cunt" and DID it! The vulnerable songs are incredible and heartwarming. I'm VERY excited to see her perform this on tour next year!
This is such a fucking good album. Demi went into that studio and said "I want to serve cunt" and DID it! The vulnerable songs are incredible and heartwarming. I'm VERY excited to see her perform this on tour next year!
Top 10 Albums of 2025- #6
This is a fantastic debut album! Her lyrics are so funny and relatable, and completely described my love life this year. Every time I was on YouTube I had to watch the Thirst Trap music video. Very excited to see what she has next (and if she tours 👀)
This is a fantastic debut album! Her lyrics are so funny and relatable, and completely described my love life this year. Every time I was on YouTube I had to watch the Thirst Trap music video. Very excited to see what she has next (and if she tours 👀)
December 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Top 10 Albums of 2025- #6
This is a fantastic debut album! Her lyrics are so funny and relatable, and completely described my love life this year. Every time I was on YouTube I had to watch the Thirst Trap music video. Very excited to see what she has next (and if she tours 👀)
This is a fantastic debut album! Her lyrics are so funny and relatable, and completely described my love life this year. Every time I was on YouTube I had to watch the Thirst Trap music video. Very excited to see what she has next (and if she tours 👀)
Top 10 Albums of 2025- #7
Okay another EP (sue me) but cmon, this is my HUSBAND 😍 This is such an easy listen, the songs are good to vibe to, and just super sweet overall. Having the opportunity to meet David Archuleta also helps 🤭
Okay another EP (sue me) but cmon, this is my HUSBAND 😍 This is such an easy listen, the songs are good to vibe to, and just super sweet overall. Having the opportunity to meet David Archuleta also helps 🤭
December 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Top 10 Albums of 2025- #7
Okay another EP (sue me) but cmon, this is my HUSBAND 😍 This is such an easy listen, the songs are good to vibe to, and just super sweet overall. Having the opportunity to meet David Archuleta also helps 🤭
Okay another EP (sue me) but cmon, this is my HUSBAND 😍 This is such an easy listen, the songs are good to vibe to, and just super sweet overall. Having the opportunity to meet David Archuleta also helps 🤭
Top 10 Albums of 2025- #8
Okay this one is kind of cheating since it's an EP, but you couldn't ask for a better debut for Adéla. Nothing but straight bangers on this. I want to shake my ass whenever I listen to this, which is often.
Okay this one is kind of cheating since it's an EP, but you couldn't ask for a better debut for Adéla. Nothing but straight bangers on this. I want to shake my ass whenever I listen to this, which is often.
December 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Top 10 Albums of 2025- #8
Okay this one is kind of cheating since it's an EP, but you couldn't ask for a better debut for Adéla. Nothing but straight bangers on this. I want to shake my ass whenever I listen to this, which is often.
Okay this one is kind of cheating since it's an EP, but you couldn't ask for a better debut for Adéla. Nothing but straight bangers on this. I want to shake my ass whenever I listen to this, which is often.
Top 10 Albums of 2025- #9
This one is so cuntyyy!! When I first heard it I could not stop myself from dancing in the lab. It just didn't have the staying power as the rest
This one is so cuntyyy!! When I first heard it I could not stop myself from dancing in the lab. It just didn't have the staying power as the rest
December 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Top 10 Albums of 2025- #9
This one is so cuntyyy!! When I first heard it I could not stop myself from dancing in the lab. It just didn't have the staying power as the rest
This one is so cuntyyy!! When I first heard it I could not stop myself from dancing in the lab. It just didn't have the staying power as the rest
Top 10 Albums of 2025- #10
This album feels like you're dancing in the club in the '90s. I was bumping this shit hard in January. It lands at the #10 spot bc unfortunately there are some songs I tend to skip 😬
This album feels like you're dancing in the club in the '90s. I was bumping this shit hard in January. It lands at the #10 spot bc unfortunately there are some songs I tend to skip 😬
December 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Top 10 Albums of 2025- #10
This album feels like you're dancing in the club in the '90s. I was bumping this shit hard in January. It lands at the #10 spot bc unfortunately there are some songs I tend to skip 😬
This album feels like you're dancing in the club in the '90s. I was bumping this shit hard in January. It lands at the #10 spot bc unfortunately there are some songs I tend to skip 😬
Top 10 Albums of 2025- Honorable Mentions
Honestly these albums were so close to making the Top 10, I need to include these in my countdown. Seeing Ethel Cain perform her album is definitely one of the highlights of my year!! And Revolving Door is essential viewing every my friends get together.
Honestly these albums were so close to making the Top 10, I need to include these in my countdown. Seeing Ethel Cain perform her album is definitely one of the highlights of my year!! And Revolving Door is essential viewing every my friends get together.
December 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Top 10 Albums of 2025- Honorable Mentions
Honestly these albums were so close to making the Top 10, I need to include these in my countdown. Seeing Ethel Cain perform her album is definitely one of the highlights of my year!! And Revolving Door is essential viewing every my friends get together.
Honestly these albums were so close to making the Top 10, I need to include these in my countdown. Seeing Ethel Cain perform her album is definitely one of the highlights of my year!! And Revolving Door is essential viewing every my friends get together.
Nini Coco out of drag 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
December 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Nini Coco out of drag 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
I tried pandering to the gays, but my little gingerbread house didn't win the contest 🥴
December 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I tried pandering to the gays, but my little gingerbread house didn't win the contest 🥴
Booked a psychic reading 🔮
December 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Booked a psychic reading 🔮
Don't eat any sweets today challenge (difficulty: impossible)
December 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Don't eat any sweets today challenge (difficulty: impossible)
2yo niece hit me with the "guess what, chicken butt" 😵💫
December 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
2yo niece hit me with the "guess what, chicken butt" 😵💫