Matt The Mind Noodler
@mindnoodler.bsky.social
Touring comedian-magician. Cohost of podcasts: Penn’s Sunday School, Ice Cream Social, and Abracababble. Writer on Fool Us
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@mindnoodler.bsky.social noodling minds in San Antonio.
Part comedian, part magician, all 'Mind Noodler'
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November 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
@mindnoodler.bsky.social noodling minds in San Antonio.
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After hearing @mindnoodler.bsky.social's story about the girl hugging herself when faced with a clown, I couldn't help by thinking "back in my day, my father chased me with a chainsaw." I feel so old.
November 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
After hearing @mindnoodler.bsky.social's story about the girl hugging herself when faced with a clown, I couldn't help by thinking "back in my day, my father chased me with a chainsaw." I feel so old.
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Random Comedy Night with @mindnoodler.bsky.social, @thefamouspaul.bsky.social and Friends, this Thursday, Oct. 23 at Tierney's Tavern in #MontclairNJ. General Admission is $20, on sale at heyscoops.com/comedynight. Friends include: Kurt Braunohler, Dion Flynn, Pat Shepherd & Steve Booth, and more!
October 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Random Comedy Night with @mindnoodler.bsky.social, @thefamouspaul.bsky.social and Friends, this Thursday, Oct. 23 at Tierney's Tavern in #MontclairNJ. General Admission is $20, on sale at heyscoops.com/comedynight. Friends include: Kurt Braunohler, Dion Flynn, Pat Shepherd & Steve Booth, and more!
Oh snap! This is getting closer!
October 15, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Oh snap! This is getting closer!
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A prop from the blockbuster 1995 movie Hackers of course!
October 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
A prop from the blockbuster 1995 movie Hackers of course!
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A prop from "One Battle After Another"!
October 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
A prop from "One Battle After Another"!
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"It's the question that drives us... It's the question that brought you here"
a man and a woman are standing next to each other in front of a phone booth .
Alt: A scene from the matrix. Neo and Trinity stand outside a phone booth and watch as Morpheus disappears after placing the phone to his ear.
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October 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
"It's the question that drives us... It's the question that brought you here"
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What. Is. This….
October 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
What. Is. This….
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@mindnoodler.bsky.social Hope you don't mind that I submitted this: malaphors.com/2025/10/04/s...
October 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
@mindnoodler.bsky.social Hope you don't mind that I submitted this: malaphors.com/2025/10/04/s...
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@thefamouspaul.bsky.social I'm really enjoying the Absolute DC series. I believe @mindnoodler.bsky.social and his kids will love Batman. And yes, I've started reading Wonder Woman. Wow.
September 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
@thefamouspaul.bsky.social I'm really enjoying the Absolute DC series. I believe @mindnoodler.bsky.social and his kids will love Batman. And yes, I've started reading Wonder Woman. Wow.
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September 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Really felt connected to Jared Goff as he tried to signal to his running back to just go down, and then had to sheepishly throw his hands up when Montgomery scored. Like "yeah, I know it worked, but still, let's be careful out there"
September 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Really felt connected to Jared Goff as he tried to signal to his running back to just go down, and then had to sheepishly throw his hands up when Montgomery scored. Like "yeah, I know it worked, but still, let's be careful out there"
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Come see @mindnoodler.bsky.social and @thefamouspaul.bsky.social performing improv with friends at The Bucket Show! this Wed., Sept. 24 at 7 & 9 pm at @majesticrep.bsky.social, 1217 S. Main St. in #LasVegas. Pay whatever, laugh forever!
September 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Come see @mindnoodler.bsky.social and @thefamouspaul.bsky.social performing improv with friends at The Bucket Show! this Wed., Sept. 24 at 7 & 9 pm at @majesticrep.bsky.social, 1217 S. Main St. in #LasVegas. Pay whatever, laugh forever!
Come see @mindnoodler.bsky.social and @thefamouspaul.bsky.social performing improv at The Bucket Show! this Wed., Sept. 24 at 7 & 9 pm at @majesticrep.bsky.social, 1217 S. Main St. in #LasVegas. Pay whatever, laugh forever!
September 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Come see @mindnoodler.bsky.social and @thefamouspaul.bsky.social performing improv at The Bucket Show! this Wed., Sept. 24 at 7 & 9 pm at @majesticrep.bsky.social, 1217 S. Main St. in #LasVegas. Pay whatever, laugh forever!
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Like "Matt Boat: The Animated Series?"
September 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Like "Matt Boat: The Animated Series?"
Man, Meta AI really REALLY wants me to make a cartoon of this photo of me in front of a ship…
September 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Man, Meta AI really REALLY wants me to make a cartoon of this photo of me in front of a ship…
Bucket show next Wednesday Sept 24th
Pay whatever. Laugh forever!
Pay whatever. Laugh forever!
September 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Bucket show next Wednesday Sept 24th
Pay whatever. Laugh forever!
Pay whatever. Laugh forever!
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Matt. Matt. Matthew. Matt! @mindnoodler.bsky.social I just discovered a way for you to make folks forget your horse-eye myth embarrassment. (Yes, it still involves horses and eyes.)
September 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Matt. Matt. Matthew. Matt! @mindnoodler.bsky.social I just discovered a way for you to make folks forget your horse-eye myth embarrassment. (Yes, it still involves horses and eyes.)
This urinal is trying to cut weight for wrestling and it’s not even September… respect.
August 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This urinal is trying to cut weight for wrestling and it’s not even September… respect.
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August 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM