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Frozen Cusser
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Very Cold. Full of Fucks.

#heyscoops Wiki fyit.wiki 🍨🍦 USA 🏉 rugby: ScorigamiMLR. CITY SC ⚽. Any fan-owned club; any sport. Satire enjoyer. Middle of the day, middle of America.
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At the hearing aid 🦻 office, you don't have to worry about the other people in the waiting room making small talk.
A shame that they are going to sully sacred rugby ground with this rubbish.
February 2, 2026 at 3:11 AM
For an individual with a $1 billion net worth at age 50, the daily "butt wiping" budget would be approximately $150,000 ($0.15M) to completely deplete their funds by age 100.
Poverty is a serious issue that we care deeply about. But billionaires aren't responsible for it. The DRC has no billionaires, yet 75% of its population lives in extreme poverty.
We applaud billionaires like Bill Gates and Warren Buffet who have saved millions of lives with their charity.
February 1, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Turns out people are ok getting on the bus heading generally in the right direction than stepping into the windowless van with masked escorts that will take them who knows where.
House Model Update:

🔵 DEM: 238 (+23)
🔴 GOP: 197 (-23)

- February 1, 2026 -

(Seat change with 2024 Election)

Full article available for Substack subscribers here -> open.substack.com/pub/usapolli...
Americans May Not Like Them, But They're Still Voting For Them
The Democratic Party hits new lows on the favorability front, while rising in the House forecast
open.substack.com
February 1, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Google Street view history on this is heartbreaking: www.google.com/maps/@38.654...
February 1, 2026 at 5:22 PM
The Venn diagram of people who bought tickets to this movie and the people that went to church the next day is a circle.
February 1, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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'in fact, it would be better if people who hated pedophiles became friends with pedophiles. open debate is so important. we, the non-pedophiles, have an obligation to reach across these homophilic divides!' perhaps a family day on epstein island could have made things better!'
February 1, 2026 at 12:59 AM
You know, Sia, maybe it's not such a good thing that you're like a Porsche with no brakes.
January 31, 2026 at 1:18 AM
No, I said the real Pittsburgh Potty.
PITTSBURGH PARKING TERLET
January 30, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Finally getting around to watching the #TMNT episode of #MaskedSinger and Nick Cannon is dressed as a Glammed out Master Splinter.
January 30, 2026 at 12:51 AM
vOlUmEs will be written about how this will affect the diacritical mark load on the team.
It's official. Klauss has been transferred from @stlcitysc.com to LA Galaxy for $2.375m in a cash for trade and becomes the largest outgoing cash transfer in CITY history. Klauss leaves St. Louis as their all time leading goal scorer with 27g/6a over 3 years in 85 total appearances. #AllForCITY 🧵
January 27, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Very proud of my fellow second row parking mates. Would gladly share a row of urinals with you.
January 27, 2026 at 4:53 PM
We know that Bluesky will become the true sports platform when we get MASL action. #LetsgoAmbush
January 25, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Serving the little Cusserling "Steak Presidente" (it's with ketchup)
January 25, 2026 at 1:04 AM
We're starting the season with another shorts and a hoodie head coach.
January 24, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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America's national bird is the bald ego.
January 24, 2026 at 7:24 PM
If you have a nice rice cooker, you should really try making oatmeal in it.
January 24, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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How To Spot An ICE Agent At A Gun Range
January 24, 2026 at 1:04 AM
This man thought it was a good idea to put is mug on a box of cookies.

(To rejuvenate the baseball spirits with spring training starting soon, quote skeet this with a random baseball player.)
January 23, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Watching Masked Singer and some guy was described as a pAtRiOt and I assumed it was Ben Shapiro because the voice changer made them sound high-pitched and nasally.
January 23, 2026 at 1:07 AM
@scalzi.com looks like the Kaiju Preservation Society base is safe, for now.
January 23, 2026 at 12:11 AM
What is the wOkE bUlLsHiT
January 22, 2026 at 2:11 AM
The Atlantic 10 has to have the worst camera angles in College Basketball. #SLU
January 21, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in their hand

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No, this is not a football.
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in their hand

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Bunny plays at church sometimes.
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in their hand

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Bunny wonders how much longer till pitchers and catchers report.
January 20, 2026 at 4:05 AM
These charts are pretty dry. I'd like to turn on the @pbump.com-signal to help interpret it in nice-looking graphs. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/19/o...
Opinion | Americans Are Turning Against Gay People
www.nytimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 2:58 AM