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Frozen Cusser
@frozencusser.bsky.social
Very Cold. Full of Fucks.

#heyscoops Wiki fyit.wiki 🍨🍦 USA 🏉 rugby: ScorigamiMLR. CITY SC ⚽. Any fan-owned club; any sport. Satire enjoyer. Middle of the day, middle of America.
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At the hearing aid 🦻 office, you don't have to worry about the other people in the waiting room making small talk.
I have reached my 18th Reddit Cakeday. I still use old.reddit.com for everything. I use the web interface on mobile. But the most disappointing thing...they stopped updating the club badge after 15.
November 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Midwesterners posting on Facebook about Mamdani should trigger an automatic audit of what you'd be missing if you stopped following that person.
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
@actualbenfolds.bsky.social wearing a Snoopy shirt so I got my hopes up I'd hear one of your Charlie Brown songs in Marian...alas
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
@chewywalrus.bsky.social This is the only way I want you to refer to the next Marvel movies.
So is Jake Gyllenhaal gonna be in the big Marvel: Oops! All Multiverse movie or not? I know he played Nightcrawer, but I don't remember pictures of him doing it...weird.
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
As someone that grew up White Evangelical Weekly+, it's nice to see that my feelings of piety over people that didn't come on Wednesday nights were justified. www.graphsaboutreligion.com/p/more-than-...
More Than Weekly: Understanding America’s Most Devout Religious Attenders
What's up with people who go to church all the time?
www.graphsaboutreligion.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I would specify that *Radio* country music sucks.
The real reason the right opposes higher education is that if kids leave home and are exposed to more varieties of music they’ll realize that country music sucks. (I am at Tractor Supply.)
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I'm caught in the middle of the Disney vs. YouTube fight but what the hell is #mizzou doing?
November 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Reposted by Frozen Cusser
all of this is also true for sexism. you tell me you think women are biologically less smart and i’ll suspect that i could probably convince you to drink your own piss
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Despite what this headline says, the outbreak was much broader than liverwurst. There are not that many people eating liverwurst: www.stltoday.com/news/local/b...
Schnucks says Boar’s Head deadly liverwurst listeria outbreak cost it $1.5 million
The outbreak resulted in at least 10 deaths nationwide.
www.stltoday.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
One presenter invites the dude to explain, the other is desperate for the dude not to say something racist.
November 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Is the answer "nothing" because I would like to erase all knowledge of a FIFA Peace Prize from my brain.
November 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I love telling my friends at work about what Christian Scientists have as official doctrine.
November 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
'Tis the season.
November 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
If three people host a podcast all three should be in a constant state of paranoia about being betrayed by the other two
November 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Hope you're ready for #NoNutNovember. So many people are going to be without peanut butter this month.
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
If you have a take on Platner (a word that I have muted), you better have "Proud Mainer" in your profile. Otherwise, just sit this take out.
November 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Youngest Cusserling: I was PJ Masks

Every Boomer: You went to TJ Maxx, how fun!
November 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I hope some Canadians stick around to boo the commissioner. It is every fans duty to boo the commissioners (and most owners). YOU HEAR THAT OKLAHOMA CITY!
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Repeat championships are lame.
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
LL Cool J on these Jeep commercials has "Accidental Racist" level of sellout vibes.
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Gotta be a record for most bespectacled at-bats in a World Series, right?
November 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
A night for watching 🎥Ernest Scared Stupid🎥 which features the youngest alien's girlfriend from 📺3rd Rock from the Sun📺
October 31, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Diwali celebration at work: Fun! Delicious!

Pooping after the Diwali celebration at work: Spicy!

#poop
October 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
To be fair, the way that brown people use the terms "aunt/auntie", "uncle", and "cousin" is superior in just about every way to how white people use them.
October 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM