Casey
@captlaserpants.bsky.social
Mostly okay guy. Interests include frogs, owls, complaining. Jokes for no one.
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When you’re mean to me on the internet, this is who you’re mean to
Dude is filming the sleeziest pornos
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Dude is filming the sleeziest pornos
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Joyce Carol Oates 2028
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Joyce Carol Oates 2028
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Cookie Monster had hoes.
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Cookie Monster had hoes.
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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The surrender caucus secured yes votes from Democrats who aren't facing re-election this cycle, but four of them have Democratic governors who can pick their replacement.
If you live in Illinois, Pennsylvania, Maine or Virginia this is an easy and effective way to make your anger clear.
If you live in Illinois, Pennsylvania, Maine or Virginia this is an easy and effective way to make your anger clear.
Yup, and the damage isn’t so much in the story as in the proof of weakness. Trump now knows he has new torture tools to make Dems do what he wants. It’s why at least one of the 7 capitulators oughta be run out of office now, mid session. Get that number down to 6. www.offmessage.net/p/16-thought...
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The surrender caucus secured yes votes from Democrats who aren't facing re-election this cycle, but four of them have Democratic governors who can pick their replacement.
If you live in Illinois, Pennsylvania, Maine or Virginia this is an easy and effective way to make your anger clear.
If you live in Illinois, Pennsylvania, Maine or Virginia this is an easy and effective way to make your anger clear.
Cookie Monster had hoes.
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Cookie Monster had hoes.
Folks, things are going pretty well for ol’ Casey
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Folks, things are going pretty well for ol’ Casey
Has menswear guy weighed in?
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Has menswear guy weighed in?
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anyone who follows this scumbag slug bitch, unfollow me or her. now. trans hate does NOT fly round these parts.
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
anyone who follows this scumbag slug bitch, unfollow me or her. now. trans hate does NOT fly round these parts.
*drinks afternoon coffee*
LETS DO SOME FUXKING CHORES
LETS DO SOME FUXKING CHORES
November 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
*drinks afternoon coffee*
LETS DO SOME FUXKING CHORES
LETS DO SOME FUXKING CHORES
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Bert and Ernie had hoes.
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Bert and Ernie had hoes.
Fixing things with epoxy
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Fixing things with epoxy
The Rocky Horror Picture Show Christmas Road Show
November 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The Rocky Horror Picture Show Christmas Road Show
Zoomers’ big pants make them look like they’re kingdom hearts characters
November 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Zoomers’ big pants make them look like they’re kingdom hearts characters
One time I saw a spindly goth couple in a cemetery and when I turned around to get another look at them, they were gone.
November 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
One time I saw a spindly goth couple in a cemetery and when I turned around to get another look at them, they were gone.
Bert and Ernie had hoes.
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Bert and Ernie had hoes.
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First of all, absolutely not. Second, this is sadistic.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
First of all, absolutely not. Second, this is sadistic.
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Folks, if you are hungry, please contact your local Sikh gurdwara. Or just show up for langar, which most gurdwaras do several times a week, for a free meal. Lots also do weekly or monthly drives giving out groceries.
No conversion necessary. Feeding anyone who is hungry is a key part of Sikhism.
No conversion necessary. Feeding anyone who is hungry is a key part of Sikhism.
A lady on TikTok has been calling churches pretending to be a mother with a baby who needs formula and several churches turned her away. But wouldn’t you know that when she called a Mosque (Islamic Center of Charlotte) they immediately said yes.
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMpoxsaW/ ]
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMpoxsaW/ ]
Islamic Center of Charlotte in Charlotte NC. Would help feed a starving baby no hesitation 🥰🥰🥰 #fyp #fypシ #fypシ゚viral #testingyourchurch #church #faith #religion #baby #hungrybabytest #viral #viralvid...
TikTok video by Nikalie 🌈
www.tiktok.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Folks, if you are hungry, please contact your local Sikh gurdwara. Or just show up for langar, which most gurdwaras do several times a week, for a free meal. Lots also do weekly or monthly drives giving out groceries.
No conversion necessary. Feeding anyone who is hungry is a key part of Sikhism.
No conversion necessary. Feeding anyone who is hungry is a key part of Sikhism.
Give the panhandle to PA
trying to imagine a scenario in which southwest virginia decides to forego all the subsidies provided by the urban crescent. charleston isn't gonna treat em as well as richmond
November 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Give the panhandle to PA