Casey
@captlaserpants.bsky.social
Mostly okay guy. Interests include frogs, owls, complaining. Jokes for no one.
Pinned
The Pre-Ratite Brotherhood was a loose organization of artists who hated ostriches and emus.
This is my worst post of 2025. I look forward to making even worse bad posts in 2026.
*flips “days without age gap discourse” sign back to zero*
January 13, 2026 at 12:47 AM
*flips “days without age gap discourse” sign back to zero*
We’re going to see six more stories like this. It’ll be shit like a barista misspelled their name or didn’t call them officer
January 12, 2026 at 8:02 PM
We’re going to see six more stories like this. It’ll be shit like a barista misspelled their name or didn’t call them officer
The Otherside video hair has shown me the darkest future.
Each night, one of Anthony Kiedis’s hairstyles visits me in my dreams and tells me how the world ends
January 12, 2026 at 7:22 PM
The Otherside video hair has shown me the darkest future.
Each night, one of Anthony Kiedis’s hairstyles visits me in my dreams and tells me how the world ends
January 12, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Each night, one of Anthony Kiedis’s hairstyles visits me in my dreams and tells me how the world ends
They’re finally becoming afraid of white women
January 11, 2026 at 11:06 PM
They’re finally becoming afraid of white women
Vegeta is bisexual
January 11, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Vegeta is bisexual
A Dyson sphere built around a butt
January 11, 2026 at 6:53 PM
A Dyson sphere built around a butt
And Jesus said unto Deborah, “Blessed are those who do not eat in bed, for they will have clean sheets.” But she had brought charcuterie into bed, and Jesus wept.
Hand to You Know Whomst, this is someone’s FB profile photo, and it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
January 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
And Jesus said unto Deborah, “Blessed are those who do not eat in bed, for they will have clean sheets.” But she had brought charcuterie into bed, and Jesus wept.
*something inconvenient happens*
Thanks bisexuals.
Thanks bisexuals.
January 10, 2026 at 9:26 PM
*something inconvenient happens*
Thanks bisexuals.
Thanks bisexuals.
*Michael McDonald voice*
Yabba dabba doo.
Yabba dabba doo.
January 10, 2026 at 5:20 PM
*Michael McDonald voice*
Yabba dabba doo.
Yabba dabba doo.
Dream journal 1/10/2026
The House of Farts
The House of Farts
January 10, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Dream journal 1/10/2026
The House of Farts
The House of Farts
Ah, another Friday in which I do very little
January 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Ah, another Friday in which I do very little
Reposted by Casey
This stupid country
January 3, 2026 at 5:05 PM
This stupid country
Venture Bros.
Cowboy Bebop
Blackadder 1
Cowboy Bebop
Blackadder 1
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Venture Bros.
Cowboy Bebop
Blackadder 1
Cowboy Bebop
Blackadder 1
Hamburger…
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January 6, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Hamburger…
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Anyone else find it funny that grok’s logo is a black hole with an accretion disk
January 6, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Anyone else find it funny that grok’s logo is a black hole with an accretion disk
Sir Ian, please, you’re 86. You can let this one go.
Sir Ian McKellen and Elijah Wood will reunite as Gandalf and Frodo in ‘THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE HUNT FOR GOLLUM’
Production will begin in May.
(via: Gollumgram)
Production will begin in May.
(via: Gollumgram)
January 6, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Sir Ian, please, you’re 86. You can let this one go.
“Apology for Making the Worst Star War”
J.J. Abrams' Mysterious Next Movie May Have Found Its Title
J.J. Abrams' Mysterious Next Movie May Have Found Its Title
Plus, is it really time for next Doctor rumors on 'Doctor Who' already?
gizmodo.com
January 5, 2026 at 3:25 PM
“Apology for Making the Worst Star War”
I think my glasses got a scratch while I was making out
January 5, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I think my glasses got a scratch while I was making out
I saw a barred owl in the park! Shoutout to the photographers who pointed it out
January 4, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I saw a barred owl in the park! Shoutout to the photographers who pointed it out
They had no other plan than kidnapping
January 4, 2026 at 4:51 PM
They had no other plan than kidnapping
Reposted by Casey
Bert and Ernie had hoes.
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Bert and Ernie had hoes.
This stupid country
January 3, 2026 at 5:05 PM
This stupid country
Grammatically this question is being asked of New Year’s.
January 2, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Grammatically this question is being asked of New Year’s.