Casey
@captlaserpants.bsky.social
Mostly okay guy. Interests include frogs, owls, complaining. Jokes for no one.
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When you’re mean to me on the internet, this is who you’re mean to
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"I'm definitely not trying to make excuses for this" BROTHER YOU CALLED FIFTEEN YEAR OLDS "BARELY LEGAL"
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
"I'm definitely not trying to make excuses for this" BROTHER YOU CALLED FIFTEEN YEAR OLDS "BARELY LEGAL"
Let’s see how celebrities are weighing in on the Trump-Epstein connection
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Let’s see how celebrities are weighing in on the Trump-Epstein connection
Got to hear “decaying flesh” as part of a work project, so things are going great 👍
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Got to hear “decaying flesh” as part of a work project, so things are going great 👍
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
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BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
You mean a bar?
inventing a bluesky that doesn't have *gestures broadly* all this
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
You mean a bar?
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thinking about this www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTsd...
Polyamorous
YouTube video by Chris Fleming
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
thinking about this www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTsd...
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This is a Trent Turkey household.
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
This is a Trent Turkey household.
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Put a bar of soap in your bed to ward off scurvy
Under-the-weather TikTokers are slicing raw potatoes and placing them in their — and their children’s — socks before bed. The theory is that the potato draws out toxins.
However, experts warn against relying on folk remedies over medical care.
However, experts warn against relying on folk remedies over medical care.
No, putting a potato in your sock will not cure a cold
TikTokers are placing slices of raw potatoes in their — and their children’s socks — overnight to cure illnesses.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Put a bar of soap in your bed to ward off scurvy
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Joyce Carol Oates 2028
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Joyce Carol Oates 2028
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The surrender caucus secured yes votes from Democrats who aren't facing re-election this cycle, but four of them have Democratic governors who can pick their replacement.
If you live in Illinois, Pennsylvania, Maine or Virginia this is an easy and effective way to make your anger clear.
If you live in Illinois, Pennsylvania, Maine or Virginia this is an easy and effective way to make your anger clear.
Yup, and the damage isn’t so much in the story as in the proof of weakness. Trump now knows he has new torture tools to make Dems do what he wants. It’s why at least one of the 7 capitulators oughta be run out of office now, mid session. Get that number down to 6. www.offmessage.net/p/16-thought...
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The surrender caucus secured yes votes from Democrats who aren't facing re-election this cycle, but four of them have Democratic governors who can pick their replacement.
If you live in Illinois, Pennsylvania, Maine or Virginia this is an easy and effective way to make your anger clear.
If you live in Illinois, Pennsylvania, Maine or Virginia this is an easy and effective way to make your anger clear.
Cookie Monster had hoes.
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Cookie Monster had hoes.
Folks, things are going pretty well for ol’ Casey
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Folks, things are going pretty well for ol’ Casey
Has menswear guy weighed in?
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Has menswear guy weighed in?
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anyone who follows this scumbag slug bitch, unfollow me or her. now. trans hate does NOT fly round these parts.
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
anyone who follows this scumbag slug bitch, unfollow me or her. now. trans hate does NOT fly round these parts.
*drinks afternoon coffee*
LETS DO SOME FUXKING CHORES
LETS DO SOME FUXKING CHORES
November 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
*drinks afternoon coffee*
LETS DO SOME FUXKING CHORES
LETS DO SOME FUXKING CHORES
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Bert and Ernie had hoes.
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Bert and Ernie had hoes.