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Frozen Cusser
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Very Cold. Full of Fucks.

#heyscoops Wiki fyit.wiki 🍨🍦 USA 🏉 rugby: ScorigamiMLR. CITY SC ⚽. Any fan-owned club; any sport. Satire enjoyer. Middle of the day, middle of America.
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You don't even need a Philosophy Prof, you just need an interested journalist:
The periwinkle blue book cover features an illustration of Bart Simpson as a cherub with wings and a halo sitting on a cloud, situated below the large title, "The Gospel According to The Simpsons." The subtitle reads "The Spiritual Life of the World's Most Animated Family," followed by the author's name, "Mark I. Pinsky," and "Foreword by Tony Campolo" at the bottom. Two quotes at the top read, "'Thoughtful and genuinely entertaining' —Publishers Weekly," and "'A seriously funny examination of the popular TV show' —Booklist."
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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I have reached my 18th Reddit Cakeday. I still use old.reddit.com for everything. I use the web interface on mobile. But the most disappointing thing...they stopped updating the club badge after 15.
Alt Text Custom Gem A digital badge for the "15-Year Club" is shown. The icon features a green background with a gray, crystalline number "15" resting on a pile of rocks. A separate crystal stands to the left, and blue text below reads "15-Year Club".
November 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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This is the "They don't know" meme format featuring a man in a party hat standing alone in a corner. He thinks, "They don't know I'm from St. Louis". In the foreground, a dancing couple says, "YES WE DO". The man adds, "ALL THAT GUY TALKS ABOUT IS TOASTED RAVS AND GOOEY BUTTER CAKE".
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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'Tis the season.
A handturkey
November 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Glory replacing the Facebook response options.
October 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Just a reminder to confirm/adjust your priors:
The image is a grid chart titled "If American Religion Was Represented by 100 People," illustrating the religious landscape of the US based on data from the Pew Religious Landscape Survey, 2023-2024. Each square in the $10\times 10$ grid represents one person, color-coded by religious affiliation. The largest blocks are dark and light blue for various Christian groups, and green for those with no religious affiliation (categorized as "Nothing in particular," "Agnostic," or "Atheist"), which collectively appear to make up the largest single portion. Smaller colored sections represent non-Christian faiths like Jewish, Buddhist, Hindu, and Muslim.Text ReadoutThe image contains the following text:Title and Source:"If American Religion Was Represented by 100 People""@ryanburge Data: Pew Religious Landscape Survey, 2023-2024" Data was compiled by Dr. Ryan Burge who can be found at graphsaboutreligion.com
October 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Doesn't look so large to me.
A man with short brown hair and a beard is shown in profile, speaking. A news graphic is at the bottom of the screen. In the background, there is a silver beverage cooler with a sign that asks "Thirsty?". Text: News Banner: FOX 2, STL'S LARGEST HISPANIC-OWNED BUSINESS CELEBRATES OWNER
October 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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This is a screenshot of a tweet from the verified user Darren Rovell. The text of the tweet expresses a conflicting opinion on an unspecified event. The tweet was posted on the evening of October 19, 2016. Text from image: User: Darren Rovell, @darrenrovell Tweet: "i feel bad for our country. But this is tremendous content." Timestamp: 11:21 PM - 19 Oct 2016
October 12, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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A two-panel "Daily Struggle" meme shows a hand hesitating between two red buttons in the top panel. The bottom panel features a man sweating nervously while wiping his brow. The meme humorously portrays a dilemma by using a double entendre for the acronym ICE. The button on the left is labeled, "No ICE." The button on the right is labeled, "ICE please." The text on the bottom panel reads, "CONSERVATIVE MIDWESTERN MOMS IN THE DRIVE-THROUGH."
October 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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A suggestion to keep those census workers alive (h/t to @npr.org and @pbump.com)
www.npr.org/2025/10/06/n...
A red, trump-supporter styled red had with white wording that reads "US CENSUS"
October 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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St. Louis/St. Charles Heritage.
A close-up of a black plaque on a brown park bench. This image shows a dedication plaque mounted on the backrest of a brown, slatted bench. The black plaque is attached with four silver screws. The text on the plaque reads: LET THE CHILDREN COME AND PLAY DAVID B FLAVAN OWNER OF NOAH'S ARK
October 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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I hope someone informed Pat Lam that 1) The team Rodgers was on was the Jets when that happened and 2) The inherent risk in taking healthcare-related advice from anyone involved with Rodgers. #rugby
A text clipping of a quote from a person named Lam. The quote discusses Aaron Rodgers' quick recovery from an Achilles injury compared to someone named AJ. Lam humorously suggests speaking with Louis Rees-Zammit to see if he has connections with the Green Bay Packers. Text readout: “Aaron Rodgers is older than AJ and he was back in 11 weeks after snapping his achilles so I’ll have to have a quiet word with Louis Rees-Zammit to see if he knows someone at the Green Bay Packers,” said Lam.
September 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Have fun a Scoopfest! Hope you can understand every bit of the conversations you have with each other. Also, someone ask @shwood.com to play Tak.
September 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Why did it take so long to realize this?
Carmy from the Bear (photo) next to Luigi from Ratatouille (computer animated character). Both shot head-on with their mouths open.
September 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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My library keeps track of the value of things you've checked out throughout the year and I just passed $1000.
A close-up of a library receipt showing the amount saved. The receipt says, "Total items: 5" and "You just saved $103.85 by using your library. You have saved $1,033.29 so far this year." It also shows a due date of 10/9/2025 and a website address: "foundation.slcl.org."
September 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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The kids are alright:
A horizontal bar chart breaks down the likelihood of watching NFL games by age group, specifically among people who already watch sports. The data shows that older demographics are significantly more likely to watch NFL games, with 51% of those 65 and older reporting they are "Very likely" to watch. In contrast, the 18-29 age group is the least likely to tune in, with 40% stating they are "Not at all likely" to watch. Chart Text: Title: How likely are you to watch NFL games this year? by Age Subtitle: Among those who watch sports Gen Pop: Very likely 43%, Somewhat likely 32%, Not at all likely 25% 18-29: Very likely 22%, Somewhat likely 38%, Not at all likely 40% 30-44: Very likely 37%, Somewhat likely 33%, Not at all likely 30% 45-64: Very likely 48%, Somewhat likely 27%, Not at all likely 25% 65+: Very likely 51%, Somewhat likely 27%, Not at all likely 23% Legend: Very likely, Somewhat likely, Not at all likely Footnote: 1,126+ responses from 08/14/2025 to 09/05/2025. Excluding those who don't watch sports. Weighted by U.S. Census 18+. © CivicScience 2025.
September 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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I will never forgive you for this. Prank Michelangelo.
A close-up of a brown rat action figure perched on a white metal jungle gym bar. The figure is facing forward with a tree-lined park in the blurred background. The ground below is covered with black rubber playground matting.
September 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Thrift Sore gems from today.
A hand holds a Blockbuster Video case for a weekly rental game. The case is blue and yellow, featuring the iconic Blockbuster logo. Text on the case includes "BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO," "games WEEKLY RENTAL," and a barcode. The title of the game, "007: NIGHTFIRE," is visible along the right edge. A hand holds a vintage vinyl record cover titled "pee wee" & "fingers." The cover features two men in vintage clothing; one in a striped jacket and a straw hat holds a trombone, and the other, in a vest and bowler hat, smiles. The tracklist at the top includes "LAST NIGHT ON THE BACK PORCH," "WHO WOULDN'T LOVE YOU," "THE THIRD MAN THEME," and "O, KATHARINA!" The top right corner has "PART 2" and the Capitol Records logo.
September 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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We're all trying to figure out who made that horrible hot dog smell.
I think you should leave hot dog meme person in a hot dog costume
September 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Or to be specific: (old.reddit.com/r/MLS/commen...)
Trophy meme with LA Galaxy at the bottom of all MLS teams.
August 31, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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A Black man in a bright yellow blazer peeks from behind a tree with a mischievous and eager expression. He is rubbing his hands together and licking his lips in anticipation. The text at the top of the image reads, "BRANSON, MO".
August 31, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Not a Las Vegas playground.
August 31, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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I never regret my trips to the thrift store.
August 29, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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It has a pretty good rating on Storygraph too: app.thestorygraph.com/books/adcb17...
A summary of community reviews shows an average rating of 4.54 out of 5 stars based on 469 reviews. The image also includes a breakdown of moods by percentage. The moods listed are: emotional: 76%, inspiring: 70%, reflective: 67%, informative: 56%, hopeful: 52%, challenging: 36%, dark: 30%, sad: 16%, tense: 12%, funny: 8%, adventurous: 7%, and relaxing: 1%.
August 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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I'm in the middle of this book and it has some great exchanges.
August 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM