Pork Roll Scoop
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Track Coach. Scoop. Phan. Not in that order.
Currently in NC, but Jersey is always home. He/his
Currently in NC, but Jersey is always home. He/his
All of my pictures were awful, but Blood and Guts was so much fun tonight. First time seeing AEW live, what a show!
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
All of my pictures were awful, but Blood and Guts was so much fun tonight. First time seeing AEW live, what a show!
After hearing @mindnoodler.bsky.social's story about the girl hugging herself when faced with a clown, I couldn't help by thinking "back in my day, my father chased me with a chainsaw." I feel so old.
November 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
After hearing @mindnoodler.bsky.social's story about the girl hugging herself when faced with a clown, I couldn't help by thinking "back in my day, my father chased me with a chainsaw." I feel so old.
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The destruction of the White House is such an ungodly abomination that, of course, the New York Jets are involved.
Alphabet
Altria
Amazon
Apple
Blackstone
Booz Allen Hamilton
Carrier
Caterpillar
Coinbase
Comcast
Google
Hard Rock International
HP Inc.
Lockheed Martin
Meta
Microsoft
New York Jets
OpenAI
Palantir
Reynolds American
Ripple
Roblox
T-Mobile
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tether
Union Pacific Railroad
Altria
Amazon
Apple
Blackstone
Booz Allen Hamilton
Carrier
Caterpillar
Coinbase
Comcast
Hard Rock International
HP Inc.
Lockheed Martin
Meta
Microsoft
New York Jets
OpenAI
Palantir
Reynolds American
Ripple
Roblox
T-Mobile
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tether
Union Pacific Railroad
October 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The destruction of the White House is such an ungodly abomination that, of course, the New York Jets are involved.
S3E3 of The Diplomat: a major point is something called The Law of the Sea Treaty
October 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
S3E3 of The Diplomat: a major point is something called The Law of the Sea Treaty
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Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
October 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
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I am a longstanding believer that America, the left-of-center coalition very much inclusive, lacks redemptive systems to our great discredit. But all redemptive systems still require some amount of work and aren't a free pass to high office.
all of these people would do well to learn something about “cheap” and “costly” grace. no one is saying that platner is irredeemable, but that some things are a bridge too far for someone seeking a public trust. if he feels truly contrite, he can work on himself and his community and try again.
October 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I am a longstanding believer that America, the left-of-center coalition very much inclusive, lacks redemptive systems to our great discredit. But all redemptive systems still require some amount of work and aren't a free pass to high office.
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The only excuse Lois Lane has for why her interviewing Superman isn't unethical, despite their romantic entanglement, is that it would be even more unethical for the paper's other top reporter, who is Superman, to interview himself, yet she cannot say this. This dilemma should be taught in J-school.
October 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The only excuse Lois Lane has for why her interviewing Superman isn't unethical, despite their romantic entanglement, is that it would be even more unethical for the paper's other top reporter, who is Superman, to interview himself, yet she cannot say this. This dilemma should be taught in J-school.
I'm listening to @heyscoops.bsky.social as i'm driving my team back from a race and reacted the same way @thefamouspaul.bsky.social did to John Romero and now I have to obelisk a college cross country team
October 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I'm listening to @heyscoops.bsky.social as i'm driving my team back from a race and reacted the same way @thefamouspaul.bsky.social did to John Romero and now I have to obelisk a college cross country team
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If you are a Texan being investigated for your connections to "radical leftist" groups, I am interested in representing you against harassment by Ken Paxton's office.
Citing the “martyrdom” of Charlie Kirk, Texas AG Ken Paxton says his office is pursuing sweeping undercover investigations into “leftist” groups. “To those demented souls who seek to kill, steal, and destroy our country, know this: you cannot hide, you cannot escape, and justice is coming."
October 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If you are a Texan being investigated for your connections to "radical leftist" groups, I am interested in representing you against harassment by Ken Paxton's office.
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If you really related to Charles Bukowski when you were 20 and wondered what that meant, your late 40's in a dystopia are going to be a fucking ride.
Please enjoy arbys and almost nothing else
Please enjoy arbys and almost nothing else
September 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
If you really related to Charles Bukowski when you were 20 and wondered what that meant, your late 40's in a dystopia are going to be a fucking ride.
Please enjoy arbys and almost nothing else
Please enjoy arbys and almost nothing else
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All for October.
#RedOctober
#RedOctober
October 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
All for October.
#RedOctober
#RedOctober
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Guess I forgot to put the fog lights in
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Guess I forgot to put the fog lights in
John Kruk is friends with Mick Foley?!
September 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
John Kruk is friends with Mick Foley?!
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Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
September 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
The absolute best
one of the nicest humans (by all accounts) is responsible for one of the hardest images ever.
September 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The absolute best
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If they don’t want to hear about podcasts then they shouldn’t interact with a middle-aged white man
September 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
If they don’t want to hear about podcasts then they shouldn’t interact with a middle-aged white man
It has been an incredibly rough few months and my team isn't quiet where i'd like and it pissed down rain for the bulk of the men's race, but fuck I love this sport and that I get to do this instead of having a real job
September 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It has been an incredibly rough few months and my team isn't quiet where i'd like and it pissed down rain for the bulk of the men's race, but fuck I love this sport and that I get to do this instead of having a real job
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Imagine writing a perfect song with a perfect arrangement and just... Sitting on it for 43 years because a different arrangement became a mega hit and the most misunderstood song of all time?
open.spotify.com/track/48gTzj...
open.spotify.com/track/48gTzj...
Born in the U.S.A. - Electric Nebraska
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September 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Imagine writing a perfect song with a perfect arrangement and just... Sitting on it for 43 years because a different arrangement became a mega hit and the most misunderstood song of all time?
open.spotify.com/track/48gTzj...
open.spotify.com/track/48gTzj...
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baseball is fun right now because you can say things to people like “… Durantula got Big Dumper with three filthy heaters” and instead of calling your doctor they will just say “hell yeah”
August 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
baseball is fun right now because you can say things to people like “… Durantula got Big Dumper with three filthy heaters” and instead of calling your doctor they will just say “hell yeah”
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August 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Just in case anyone is considering one in the future, kidney stones absolutely suck
August 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Just in case anyone is considering one in the future, kidney stones absolutely suck
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I’m cracking up
PR Nightmare: The Phillie Phanatic Just Carried A Severed Head In His Mouth To Bryce Harper And Proudly Dropped It At His Feet
clickhole.com
August 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I’m cracking up