xsouthofkevinx
@xsouthofkevinx.bsky.social
epically bearded straightedge misanthropic asshole extraordinaire. metal & hockey fan. film photographer. totes adorbs yo. fuck fascism and fuck you too. i’ve been described as a “delightful curmudgeon.” he/him
so is barry trotz gonna get fired soon?
November 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
so is barry trotz gonna get fired soon?
spotted in my middle of nowhere part of north jersey
November 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
spotted in my middle of nowhere part of north jersey
sorry guys. i turned it back off.
November 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
sorry guys. i turned it back off.
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
time to remind you all that the shining is a horrible adaptation of the source material.
October 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
time to remind you all that the shining is a horrible adaptation of the source material.
whole league’s against us dude i swear to god.
October 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
whole league’s against us dude i swear to god.
there’s a PT Cruiser at the nearby “gentleman’s club.” i bet the car and the driver use a lot of miles on these
October 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
there’s a PT Cruiser at the nearby “gentleman’s club.” i bet the car and the driver use a lot of miles on these
i had a much shorter version of this, in spanish, with an old, (medically) demented lady who doesn’t speak english.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vgo...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vgo...
Kids in the Hall - Directions (I speak no English)
YouTube video by elevato
www.youtube.com
October 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
i had a much shorter version of this, in spanish, with an old, (medically) demented lady who doesn’t speak english.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vgo...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vgo...
someone gave me one of those “dubai chocolates” and i’ve never been less inclined to try anything.
October 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
someone gave me one of those “dubai chocolates” and i’ve never been less inclined to try anything.
who’s got two thumbs and tripped on the steps? THIS GUY!!
laughed my ass off.
laughed my ass off.
October 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
who’s got two thumbs and tripped on the steps? THIS GUY!!
laughed my ass off.
laughed my ass off.
if this idiot could climb trees no squirrel would be safe.
October 17, 2025 at 12:24 PM
if this idiot could climb trees no squirrel would be safe.
so we’re all in agreement, fuck the golden knights forever, right?
October 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
so we’re all in agreement, fuck the golden knights forever, right?
@billadelphia.bsky.social @hinx.bsky.social just stumbled across this. prepare to have your minds blown.
October 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
@billadelphia.bsky.social @hinx.bsky.social just stumbled across this. prepare to have your minds blown.
you guys…look what the ducks are giving away.
October 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
you guys…look what the ducks are giving away.
well, i WAS in line for rush tickets. STARTING at $130?! nah son. i saw you when neil was alive so im good.
October 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
well, i WAS in line for rush tickets. STARTING at $130?! nah son. i saw you when neil was alive so im good.
@melferburque.bsky.social did you survive last night?
October 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
@melferburque.bsky.social did you survive last night?
there’s a lady who comes in to visit her parents at work and she often bakes cookies and shit for us. today she brought in iced oatmeal cookies.
a cartoon of homer simpson with his mouth wide open
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson with his mouth wide open
media.tenor.com
October 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
there’s a lady who comes in to visit her parents at work and she often bakes cookies and shit for us. today she brought in iced oatmeal cookies.
if you fantasy football nerds have tyreek hill on your team. drop him.
legs shouldn’t bend like that.
legs shouldn’t bend like that.
September 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
if you fantasy football nerds have tyreek hill on your team. drop him.
legs shouldn’t bend like that.
legs shouldn’t bend like that.
sorry granny, i know you loved the mets…but i gotta pass it along.
September 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
sorry granny, i know you loved the mets…but i gotta pass it along.
we gotta save portland from another craft brewery! establish a FOB at voodoo doughnuts.
September 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
we gotta save portland from another craft brewery! establish a FOB at voodoo doughnuts.
a week late, but it’s finally here! it’s gorgeous @marklawrenceauthor.bsky.social
September 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
a week late, but it’s finally here! it’s gorgeous @marklawrenceauthor.bsky.social
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Multiple peer reviewed studies done by medical researchers indicate that Tylenol does not seem to be a cause of autism. But one heroin-addicted nepo baby says that it is. For pregnant mothers it can be hard to know who to trust.
September 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Multiple peer reviewed studies done by medical researchers indicate that Tylenol does not seem to be a cause of autism. But one heroin-addicted nepo baby says that it is. For pregnant mothers it can be hard to know who to trust.
we’re number 1! we’re number 1!!!
Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins https://theonion.com/report-u-s-still-leads-world-with-highest-density-of-1819576406/
September 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
we’re number 1! we’re number 1!!!
the potential for hilarity tomorrow is high. the blowing of the shofar for rosh shoshanah = the rapture trumpets?
September 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
the potential for hilarity tomorrow is high. the blowing of the shofar for rosh shoshanah = the rapture trumpets?
something that can bring all walks of life together, regardless of other differences…
the cowboys are real bad.
the cowboys are real bad.
September 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
something that can bring all walks of life together, regardless of other differences…
the cowboys are real bad.
the cowboys are real bad.