Mikey
@mikeyasaservice.com
“Love, Laugh, Love, Keep Calm, and carry on your shit.”
Paramedic to Software Engineer by day. Sober superhero by night. Illinoise.
Paramedic to Software Engineer by day. Sober superhero by night. Illinoise.
Sure GLaD I stILl haVE mY SticKEr
Bit 2002 vibes rn
Bit 2002 vibes rn
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Sure GLaD I stILl haVE mY SticKEr
Bit 2002 vibes rn
Bit 2002 vibes rn
Cc the CIA
“In 2020, the Trump administration signed the Doha Agreement with the Taliban. This deal committed the U.S. to withdrawing all troops by May 1, 2021, in exchange for Taliban commitments not to harbor terrorists and to engage in peace talks with the Afghan government.”
“In 2020, the Trump administration signed the Doha Agreement with the Taliban. This deal committed the U.S. to withdrawing all troops by May 1, 2021, in exchange for Taliban commitments not to harbor terrorists and to engage in peace talks with the Afghan government.”
CIA statement about the Afghan man identified as the gunman who shot two National Guardsmen in Washington
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Cc the CIA
“In 2020, the Trump administration signed the Doha Agreement with the Taliban. This deal committed the U.S. to withdrawing all troops by May 1, 2021, in exchange for Taliban commitments not to harbor terrorists and to engage in peace talks with the Afghan government.”
“In 2020, the Trump administration signed the Doha Agreement with the Taliban. This deal committed the U.S. to withdrawing all troops by May 1, 2021, in exchange for Taliban commitments not to harbor terrorists and to engage in peace talks with the Afghan government.”
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“Any fun plans for tomorrow?”
“No, we have people coming over.”
“No, we have people coming over.”
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
“Any fun plans for tomorrow?”
“No, we have people coming over.”
“No, we have people coming over.”
It’s like that scene in we were soldiers where the Red Cross notification goes to the wrong house but like in the digital age.
Annnnnnd now the West Virginia governor says he's not sure about the condition of the National Guardsmen.
Maybe best to not tweet out that they are both dead until, you know, you KNOW that is absolutely the case...
Maybe best to not tweet out that they are both dead until, you know, you KNOW that is absolutely the case...
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It’s like that scene in we were soldiers where the Red Cross notification goes to the wrong house but like in the digital age.
Pies ranked
1) cake
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8,675,309) pie
1) cake
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8,675,309) pie
Just FYI:
My most controversial tweet ever, from Thanksgiving three years ago, back when Twitter was Twitter and Bluesky didn’t exist.
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Pies ranked.
1. Cherry (if not too sweet).
2. Mixed berry.
3. Peach/blackberry.
4. Peach.
5. Apple.
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9. Key lime.
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99. Pecan.
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999. Pumpkin.
My most controversial tweet ever, from Thanksgiving three years ago, back when Twitter was Twitter and Bluesky didn’t exist.
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Pies ranked.
1. Cherry (if not too sweet).
2. Mixed berry.
3. Peach/blackberry.
4. Peach.
5. Apple.
…
9. Key lime.
…
99. Pecan.
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999. Pumpkin.
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Pies ranked
1) cake
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8,675,309) pie
1) cake
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8,675,309) pie
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Liya Bezabeh, a soccer-loving St. Louisan, is battling cancer. On Friday, she smiled all afternoon at the party thrown in her honor … upon her new backyard soccer field.
Hochman: New St. Louis City SC boss makes 1st signing: Liya, a cancer-fighting 11-year-old
Liya Bezabeh, a soccer-loving St. Louisan, is battling cancer. On Friday, she smiled all afternoon at the party thrown in her honor … upon her new backyard soccer field.
www.stltoday.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Liya Bezabeh, a soccer-loving St. Louisan, is battling cancer. On Friday, she smiled all afternoon at the party thrown in her honor … upon her new backyard soccer field.
I once found a Warez chat room and reeked havoc in AOL chat rooms. Now I get paid to do…basically the same thing
November 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I once found a Warez chat room and reeked havoc in AOL chat rooms. Now I get paid to do…basically the same thing
“And I’m pinching nurses asses when I’m jacking off with Jergens and I’m jerkin but the whole back of viagra isn’t working and every single person is a slim-shady lurking, he could be working at Burger King spiting on your onion rings…”
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
“And I’m pinching nurses asses when I’m jacking off with Jergens and I’m jerkin but the whole back of viagra isn’t working and every single person is a slim-shady lurking, he could be working at Burger King spiting on your onion rings…”
CALLING ALL @darthbluesky.bsky.social
"My only purpose—in this children’s zoo and in this worldly existence—is to give my children a better life, starting with interesting tidbits about the sleeping raccoon-like creature they’ve sprinted toward four weekends in a row."
I Am Running Out of Facts About Red Pandas
I am a drowning man, sinking under the weight of expectation, pulled toward the murky depths of adult fallibility. I’m glad my children love going ...
buff.ly
November 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
CALLING ALL @darthbluesky.bsky.social
Me as a Bluesky therapist: you peaked on twitter.
me as a Bluesky therapist: yea that's a certified flop ☹️
me as a Bluesky therapist: nobody cares
November 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Me as a Bluesky therapist: you peaked on twitter.
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
The quote of my father and Is generation
“One of the greatest things the United States ever did economically was realize it is much cheaper to worship veterans then it is to take care of them”
“One of the greatest things the United States ever did economically was realize it is much cheaper to worship veterans then it is to take care of them”
November 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The quote of my father and Is generation
“One of the greatest things the United States ever did economically was realize it is much cheaper to worship veterans then it is to take care of them”
“One of the greatest things the United States ever did economically was realize it is much cheaper to worship veterans then it is to take care of them”
If RKF bans High fructose corn syrup we’ll just switch to Mexican coke.
November 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
If RKF bans High fructose corn syrup we’ll just switch to Mexican coke.
I bet this is Pete cause otherwise this is silly.
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I bet this is Pete cause otherwise this is silly.
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Sam Altman has killed more people than Luigi Mangione.
This needs to be a thing, yes. OpenAI has a literal body count at this point
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Sam Altman has killed more people than Luigi Mangione.
My best painfully white attribute is the pursed smile and nod. I’m a shoe in!
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My best painfully white attribute is the pursed smile and nod. I’m a shoe in!
“(It's) not the greatest country in the world, professor, that's my answer.
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
“(It's) not the greatest country in the world, professor, that's my answer.
Only 2 steps less than submitting an expense report. No problem guys!
DHS confirmed it has stopped automatically storing officials' text messages.
Instead, officials are supposed to take a screenshot, send that to their work email, download it onto their work computer and run a text-recognition program on it. Every time.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u...
Instead, officials are supposed to take a screenshot, send that to their work email, download it onto their work computer and run a text-recognition program on it. Every time.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Only 2 steps less than submitting an expense report. No problem guys!
Me every Sunday night when I’m starting my diet on Monday.
RFK Jr: "The American public because of this agreement will lose 125 million pounds by this time next year."
November 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Me every Sunday night when I’m starting my diet on Monday.
Bet
November 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Bet
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15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.
October 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.
When Hawaiians and Germans unite — wordsmash time.
October 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
When Hawaiians and Germans unite — wordsmash time.
Turns out a platform for married men to send dick pics isn’t necessarily profitable
Grindr board members Ray Zage and James Lu, part of an investor group that owns more than 60%, offer to take Grindr private for ~$3.46B; GRND closes up 18.63% (Reuters)
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
October 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Turns out a platform for married men to send dick pics isn’t necessarily profitable
True but we’re not all republicans
One major fact that a majority of articles on the Male Loneliness Epidemic fail to mention, is that some guys just suck to be around.
October 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
True but we’re not all republicans
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I would once again like to reiterate to anyone serving, especially those involved in these operations:
You’re not immune to prosecution. You have a moral, ethical, and legal duty to refrain from carrying out illegal orders. Taking innocent lives will sit on your soul forever.
Bad paper > dead soul
You’re not immune to prosecution. You have a moral, ethical, and legal duty to refrain from carrying out illegal orders. Taking innocent lives will sit on your soul forever.
Bad paper > dead soul
With alt text.
Executive summary: the US killed at least 3 Colombian fishermen who’d put up a distress flag. In Colombian waters
Executive summary: the US killed at least 3 Colombian fishermen who’d put up a distress flag. In Colombian waters
October 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I would once again like to reiterate to anyone serving, especially those involved in these operations:
You’re not immune to prosecution. You have a moral, ethical, and legal duty to refrain from carrying out illegal orders. Taking innocent lives will sit on your soul forever.
Bad paper > dead soul
You’re not immune to prosecution. You have a moral, ethical, and legal duty to refrain from carrying out illegal orders. Taking innocent lives will sit on your soul forever.
Bad paper > dead soul