Mike Typo
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The last time a bald person ripped the pope everyone got all mad at her
December 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The last time a bald person ripped the pope everyone got all mad at her
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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That’s the wrong reason to hate Blade Runner. You need to pay attention and fight to stay awake *three times* and only then have you earned the right to say you hated it and it made no sense.
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
That’s the wrong reason to hate Blade Runner. You need to pay attention and fight to stay awake *three times* and only then have you earned the right to say you hated it and it made no sense.
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Always funny when someone does the "hunter gatherers and medieval peasants actually worked 30 hours a week" claim because beyond not being actually true, yeah, they also lived and worked like peasants and hunter gatherers. You work an email job can go to school and the doctor and retire
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Always funny when someone does the "hunter gatherers and medieval peasants actually worked 30 hours a week" claim because beyond not being actually true, yeah, they also lived and worked like peasants and hunter gatherers. You work an email job can go to school and the doctor and retire
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a significant reason Mamdani can get away with this and other Dems can’t is less that he’s charmed Trump and more that he’s charmed you, dear reader, which is why you’re not yelling at him for being a collaborator or an appeaser right now
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
a significant reason Mamdani can get away with this and other Dems can’t is less that he’s charmed Trump and more that he’s charmed you, dear reader, which is why you’re not yelling at him for being a collaborator or an appeaser right now
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Look, all I ask is that McBride be given the same benefit of the doubt you all will inevitably give the next orc declared The Authentic Voice Of The Working Class (TM).
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Look, all I ask is that McBride be given the same benefit of the doubt you all will inevitably give the next orc declared The Authentic Voice Of The Working Class (TM).
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You'd think people who complain about messaging so much would know it when they saw it.
November 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
You'd think people who complain about messaging so much would know it when they saw it.
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My dad knew Cheney since he was fords chief of staff and would always say “i liked him then. Idk what the hell happened”
In the run up to the second Iraq war my dad wrote an article comparing it to the gulf of Tonkin and Cheney himself made sure my father was fired from his gov job
Anyway he’s dead
In the run up to the second Iraq war my dad wrote an article comparing it to the gulf of Tonkin and Cheney himself made sure my father was fired from his gov job
Anyway he’s dead
November 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
My dad knew Cheney since he was fords chief of staff and would always say “i liked him then. Idk what the hell happened”
In the run up to the second Iraq war my dad wrote an article comparing it to the gulf of Tonkin and Cheney himself made sure my father was fired from his gov job
Anyway he’s dead
In the run up to the second Iraq war my dad wrote an article comparing it to the gulf of Tonkin and Cheney himself made sure my father was fired from his gov job
Anyway he’s dead
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYONE! Thank you to everyone who's been liking and re-posting. It means the world. Hope you have a fantastic day, everyone!🧡🖤
Oct. 31! The Pumpkin King
Oct. 31! The Pumpkin King
October 31, 2025 at 1:27 PM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYONE! Thank you to everyone who's been liking and re-posting. It means the world. Hope you have a fantastic day, everyone!🧡🖤
Oct. 31! The Pumpkin King
Oct. 31! The Pumpkin King
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“Destroying the White House to build a gaudy monument to your own vanity during a shutdown” is a situation where the bad act and the symbolic representation of the bad act slam into each other like particles in the Large Hadron Collider
October 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
“Destroying the White House to build a gaudy monument to your own vanity during a shutdown” is a situation where the bad act and the symbolic representation of the bad act slam into each other like particles in the Large Hadron Collider
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I remember thinking that all the people who lost their minds and clutched their pearls about Clinton's various "scandals" during his presidencies were full of shit, and it's good to know I was 1000% vindicated in believing that.
October 24, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I remember thinking that all the people who lost their minds and clutched their pearls about Clinton's various "scandals" during his presidencies were full of shit, and it's good to know I was 1000% vindicated in believing that.
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“why aren’t you interpreting me in good faith!” cried Karoline freaking Leavitt
October 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
“why aren’t you interpreting me in good faith!” cried Karoline freaking Leavitt
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Surest sign that there's worse to come is Ryan Grim signing up to defend him for free
October 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Surest sign that there's worse to come is Ryan Grim signing up to defend him for free
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woke 1, in the end, is a game without winners, a conversation without meaning, an endless spiral of more-righteous-than-thou posturing that is increasingly inane in an era where our enemies no longer bother to hide their power level behind dogwhistle and structure but are simply open fucking nazis
October 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
woke 1, in the end, is a game without winners, a conversation without meaning, an endless spiral of more-righteous-than-thou posturing that is increasingly inane in an era where our enemies no longer bother to hide their power level behind dogwhistle and structure but are simply open fucking nazis
The thing here is you can't really reward contrition when he hasn't shown any.
"Yes I have a nazi tattoo, what of it?" is not contrition.
"Yes I have a nazi tattoo, what of it?" is not contrition.
If people affiliated with the campaign have to fall back on stuff like this in October in the year prior to the election, you're toast, pack it in.
October 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The thing here is you can't really reward contrition when he hasn't shown any.
"Yes I have a nazi tattoo, what of it?" is not contrition.
"Yes I have a nazi tattoo, what of it?" is not contrition.
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I've straight up rejected every sponsorship offer I've ever gotten, because 99% of the time it's the dodgiest crap, but offering me a gacha game sponsorship where payment is in ingame currency is a new low, come on!
October 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I've straight up rejected every sponsorship offer I've ever gotten, because 99% of the time it's the dodgiest crap, but offering me a gacha game sponsorship where payment is in ingame currency is a new low, come on!
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The strong online push against "Mary Sues" among budding writers online in the 2000s was actively bad advice and hamstrung the people who followed it and made space for worse writers who didn't care and who won't follow any good writing advice either.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The strong online push against "Mary Sues" among budding writers online in the 2000s was actively bad advice and hamstrung the people who followed it and made space for worse writers who didn't care and who won't follow any good writing advice either.
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Feel like it should be legal to pepper spray anyone who tries to make viral content off of a service employee just trying to get through their shift.
September 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Feel like it should be legal to pepper spray anyone who tries to make viral content off of a service employee just trying to get through their shift.
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doomers: there’s not going to be elections in America ever again
me: if they can’t even cancel an entertainer due to popular pushback what the fuck makes you think they can cancel elections
me: if they can’t even cancel an entertainer due to popular pushback what the fuck makes you think they can cancel elections
September 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
doomers: there’s not going to be elections in America ever again
me: if they can’t even cancel an entertainer due to popular pushback what the fuck makes you think they can cancel elections
me: if they can’t even cancel an entertainer due to popular pushback what the fuck makes you think they can cancel elections
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I feel like it's in the best interests of an RPG to have gay options because that seems to have a huge effect on how much fan art is generated
September 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I feel like it's in the best interests of an RPG to have gay options because that seems to have a huge effect on how much fan art is generated
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All our media overlords ask is the chance to be heroes without requiring that pesky “courage” nonsense.
September 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
All our media overlords ask is the chance to be heroes without requiring that pesky “courage” nonsense.
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Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
September 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
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People ascribe a lot more competence to Andreesen and Ellison than anyone who has ever dealt with Oracle would
The "Shift to new app" thing makes me think this is more likely to kill TikTok than give Andreesen et all control over zoomer minds.
* ORACLE, SILVER LAKE, ANDREESSEN TO CONTROL TIKOK IN US: WSJ
$ORCL
$ORCL
September 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
People ascribe a lot more competence to Andreesen and Ellison than anyone who has ever dealt with Oracle would