Oh, "Top-Gun Traders" not "Top Gun-Traders". I thought this story was going to be about something else that also wasn't surprising.

The last time a bald person ripped the pope everyone got all mad at her

That’s the wrong reason to hate Blade Runner. You need to pay attention and fight to stay awake *three times* and only then have you earned the right to say you hated it and it made no sense.

Presumably because they couldn't figure out how to dehydrate it enough to match everything else.

Actually now that I think about it I guess Marvel already got theirs back with Into the Spider-Verse

DC should probably just let Marvel use Batman for a while to pay back for Batman Beyond, anyway.

Regions where people allegedly live longer, healthier lives. It's a relatively modern bit of pseudo-science nonsense, only dating back to the 2000s or so. Dan Buettner (from the article) is the conman who popularized it.

In 1994 Birch Barlow was (barely) a parody.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm6G...

I mean he doesn't look it.

He sort of looks like the badguy in a Doctor Who.

We all going to overlook that Lizza is a 50-year-old man who somehow only just now learned what felching is?

Lavender is a good colour on a fox. She looks great!

I mean I'm not here to edit his dumb post, just to explain it.

Grammatically Trump is the subject of the sentence. Metaphorically "lick boots" would have been more appropriate than "exchange bracelets" but the sentiment (and complete reversal of the actual power dynamic at play) is still there.

"Jeffries and Schumer refuse to align with Mamdani while Trump is smart and savvy enough to ride his coat tails" is the idiotic point he's trying to make.

You've got it the wrong way around. He doesn't say "Mamdani exchanged bracelets with Trump," he says "Trump exchanged bracelets with Mamdani." The person he is saying Schumer/Jeffries are out of touch compared to is Trump, not Mamdani.

The secret is you can just do that anyway.

Trump is a pathetic starfucker, that's all this is. And we already knew that about him.

She's just a delight. The shirt that says "Ninja" will never not be funny to me.

Those are both fine choices but personally I am at this point fully stanning Vanessa.

Don't stop posting OC's. They are great.

Period Bond probably makes it hard to do product placement which probably makes it nearly impossible to actually FUND a Bond movie.