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Mike Sand
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Nonbinary transfemme. Past: New College of Florida.
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As someone who is descended from lowland Scots who came to North America in the 17th and 18th centuries, Musk and people who talk like he is about "Scotts-Irish" are just talking like stupid racists. More stupid than racist.
February 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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Richard Corcoran when asked to explain where the money went
January 31, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?

Tie between Jeff Bezos and Ketanji Brown Jackson
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?

I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 1:55 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 7:24 AM
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OK, I tried to keep an open mind about it. I suspect the judge will have questions how a person could be so audacious (derogatory)
February 11, 2026 at 5:27 AM
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I am starting to think this family might not have high ethical standards
February 11, 2026 at 5:14 AM
I’ll chime in and say: I was always really good at math—but I found this sentiment alienating, “you are good at math, so please proceed to your designated advanced good-career track,” as well as the tedium of an hour+ of math problems a night. Totally avoided it and quit after algebra II.
Those who weren’t resigned to the Math Idiot Garbage Bin as kids may not grasp how much “if you’re bad at math, you’ll die in a ditch and all will be better off for it” sentiment was floating around in the 90s and 2000s, but it sure felt real to me.

(my parents are great! It didn’t come from them!)
February 11, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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in my experience if you don’t defend yourself no one will
February 9, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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Trump’s “fraud crackdown” list is a political hit list. He targets his critics and attacks the watchdogs who actually root out waste. Meanwhile, he continues to pardon allies who stole millions from taxpayers. The real fraud is pretending Trump is helping the American people.
February 6, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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Adding, this is a small business, but in 2008 NASDAQ ruled that if your glitchy bot commits auto-trades on fake news—the trades stand. www.forbes.com/2008/09/08/u...
Inside The UAL Story Debacle
An old story getting republished sends UAL shares into freefall. Here's what happened.
www.forbes.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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Substituting an imaginary, fake Trump into the story because writing about the real Trump and his actual actions would be very bad for Trump and not help him:
Have no fear, New York Times is ON IT.
February 6, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
February 4, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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Lmfao.
February 3, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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I looked up the age gap. While I knew she'd been his research assistant on his book, I didn't know the book's title. lol. lmao
February 1, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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like i think at least some people, in the name of unity and solidarity, adopt a "no enemies to the left" position... which is, predictably, easily exploitable by wreckers and opportunists and entryists
February 3, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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It’s also completely asymmetrical.

Everyone is supposed to never punch left and embrace any wackadoo claiming to operate for a moral cause.

Meanwhile, these people call us all fascists all day for not being thrilled about random arson, and we’re supposed to just take it.
like i think at least some people, in the name of unity and solidarity, adopt a "no enemies to the left" position... which is, predictably, easily exploitable by wreckers and opportunists and entryists
February 3, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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Ugh. SpaceX actually had an incredible accomplishment with the reusable first stage. Now it's being used to bailout a total failure—xAI previously absorbed the financially disastrous Twitter purchase. A disgrace beyond disgrace.
February 2, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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Because there’s no functioning theory behind any of this. There’s just a set of nonsensical rules, which are deployed selectively in dominance contests in the loosely organized activist network. Iron law of institutions.
I ask "how is the anonymity of people being betrayed by having a reporter around when those same people are very specifically appearing on multiple cameras in notable public gatherings daily" and I never seem to get an answer
February 2, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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I should probably just not read any replies to Stancil because this shit makes me so mad. How do you fucks not understand that filming people’s faces at a large peaceful protest is not a security concern. How do you not understand that the way we win is by realizing that they can’t kill us all
February 2, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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message to any of my doxxers:
February 2, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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Clout-chasing pseudo-journalists really need to knock it off with posting old videos without acknowledging when they're from. When people see posts like this, the assumption is that this happened today/yesterday/this week.

This video is from September. Do better, @onestpress.onestnetwork.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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"delete Jira tickets"

Didn't need to label it San Francisco.
February 2, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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this is who runs this account
February 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM