Aloof Situationship
@pcberry.bsky.social
Photochromism enthusiast, High Desert supremacist, mid-level transsexual, Big New Brunswick proponent, Reconstructionist
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It’s cold enough to freeze the inside of your nostrils for three months but at least it’s not fucking raining
i'm not telling you to spend $300 on a coat but i'm also not not telling you to do that
weather is an equipment sport and i promise you the expensive stuff amortizes
don’t feel like looking up the pratcher boots quote but it’s real
don’t feel like looking up the pratcher boots quote but it’s real
If you are new to winter (e.g. moved from TX to WI) do yourself a favor and buy wool socks and thermal underwear. Yes it’s expensive. It is worth it. A good brand will last a long time. Buy a silk pair too if you can swing it.
Honestly just buy the best gear you can afford so you’re not miserable.
Honestly just buy the best gear you can afford so you’re not miserable.
November 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
i'm not telling you to spend $300 on a coat but i'm also not not telling you to do that
any female born after 1966 can't cook... all they know is run around with their rag top down, drive to atlanta, be bisexual, and do right but not right now
November 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
any female born after 1966 can't cook... all they know is run around with their rag top down, drive to atlanta, be bisexual, and do right but not right now
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It’s a problem with that acronym, because almost everything works for both referents
“Lately SF has lost all sense of realism.”
“I know. And it has so few women.”
“It boils down to SF is obsessed with gadgets, and especially with AI.”
“And don’t get me started on BART delays.”
“Wait what”
“Lately SF has lost all sense of realism.”
“I know. And it has so few women.”
“It boils down to SF is obsessed with gadgets, and especially with AI.”
“And don’t get me started on BART delays.”
“Wait what”
November 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
It’s a problem with that acronym, because almost everything works for both referents
“Lately SF has lost all sense of realism.”
“I know. And it has so few women.”
“It boils down to SF is obsessed with gadgets, and especially with AI.”
“And don’t get me started on BART delays.”
“Wait what”
“Lately SF has lost all sense of realism.”
“I know. And it has so few women.”
“It boils down to SF is obsessed with gadgets, and especially with AI.”
“And don’t get me started on BART delays.”
“Wait what”
Per anonymous sources, Rahm Emmanuel may be anointed God-Emperor of the Universe as soon as December
Regular reminder that Axios stories saying Dems are about to cave are likely sourced from GOP staffers trying to make it happen.
Doesn't mean it definitely won't happen. But it's like those NYT stories that Harvard is considering caving (they haven't). The anonymous source was trying to manifest it.
Doesn't mean it definitely won't happen. But it's like those NYT stories that Harvard is considering caving (they haven't). The anonymous source was trying to manifest it.
November 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Per anonymous sources, Rahm Emmanuel may be anointed God-Emperor of the Universe as soon as December
I hope this finds you well
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I hope this finds you well
The plan? Abolish ICE and CBP, and dismantle DHS. Let FEMA do its thing independently, send customs to treasury, TSA back to DOT and the coast guard to the navy, and kick the odds and ends back to DOJ. most auspicious
November 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The plan? Abolish ICE and CBP, and dismantle DHS. Let FEMA do its thing independently, send customs to treasury, TSA back to DOT and the coast guard to the navy, and kick the odds and ends back to DOJ. most auspicious
I will NEVER vote for Zohran Mamdani
November 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I will NEVER vote for Zohran Mamdani
hedonic treadmill going extra hard today in stancil's mentions, I see
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
hedonic treadmill going extra hard today in stancil's mentions, I see
After that, though,
We're going to abolish Vermont and we'll do it very strongly
We're going to abolish Vermont and we'll do it very strongly
November 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
After that, though,
We're going to abolish Vermont and we'll do it very strongly
We're going to abolish Vermont and we'll do it very strongly
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Some people will tell you that STEM stands for Science, Technology, Engineering, and Math. That is incorrect. STEM is an acronym constructed from the groups represented in STEM:
South Asians, Transsexuals, E-girls, and Men
South Asians, Transsexuals, E-girls, and Men
November 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Some people will tell you that STEM stands for Science, Technology, Engineering, and Math. That is incorrect. STEM is an acronym constructed from the groups represented in STEM:
South Asians, Transsexuals, E-girls, and Men
South Asians, Transsexuals, E-girls, and Men
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Saw the Zohran campaign sign generator on Instagram and had to get this out of my head. Ok goodbye again.
November 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Saw the Zohran campaign sign generator on Instagram and had to get this out of my head. Ok goodbye again.
remember when Tim Ryan ran for president
November 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
remember when Tim Ryan ran for president
If you're straight, no you're not
Everybody’s Bi Theory:
Totally Exonerated, No Wrongdoing
Totally Exonerated, No Wrongdoing
you ever read something and think how close the author is to realizing something but can't?
November 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
If you're straight, no you're not
Christonormativity strikes again: some youths in my vicinity are having a conversation about familial Christmas traditions. The one Jewish girl says her family doesn't really celebrate christmas. the other people act like that's the craziest thing they've ever heard
November 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Christonormativity strikes again: some youths in my vicinity are having a conversation about familial Christmas traditions. The one Jewish girl says her family doesn't really celebrate christmas. the other people act like that's the craziest thing they've ever heard
Milwaukie is the West St Paul of Oregon
November 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Milwaukie is the West St Paul of Oregon
I always feel like a poseur when engaging in Portland discussions but then I remember that I lived there
November 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I always feel like a poseur when engaging in Portland discussions but then I remember that I lived there
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anyways here's the platform for 2026
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
anyways here's the platform for 2026
Hi, urogenital expert here, this isn't funny. Balls only do that when they're in extreme distress
November 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Hi, urogenital expert here, this isn't funny. Balls only do that when they're in extreme distress
She's beautiful and I love her
November 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
She's beautiful and I love her