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Mike "Macabee OS" Sager
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Head of Security @ New Harbor

Security, rock and roll, dad jokes. Fan of The National and The Nationals. Former CTO at EMILY’s List.

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Half awake, in a fake empire.

I have friends everywhere.
FEC jail is real jail.
December 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Good g-d this is the stupidest BlueSky argument. No you really shouldn’t use campaign donor money for stuff that isn’t the campaign. And yeah there probably are campaign finance implications even if it’s not actually enforced anymore which is its own issue.
December 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Turning campaigns into mutual aid hubs isn’t good for campaigns or mutual aid! Your campaign manager should be entirely too busy to schlep around 5600 tampons!
December 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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As an incident responder who bills by the hour, I endorse this message. Keep shipping "slop that works" - my kid's college fund thanks you!
Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.

Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
December 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear
December 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I made a prime rib at home.
December 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Also if I was going to threaten my constituents that it might be their last merry Christmas, I’d at least have enough statesmanship to include a “Mwahahaha!”
December 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Hillary’s “basket of deplorables” speech *defended* conservatives.

Paraphrasing: “Some call all Republicans racist, homophobic, and otherwise bigoted, but that’s unfair to millions. It’s only half, the rest are good people.”

But the press made calling an openly bigoted campaign bigoted a scandal.
Kind of wild how the take that some of Trump's supporters were "deplorable" was some huge scandal, but regularly screaming about "radical left scum" is just a thing he'll say with no media backlash.
December 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Oh, it's the Loudoun County, VA play, but in Oklahoma.
“ The daughter of a well known conservative operative , whose paper did not answer the topic at hand and had a carefully planned media campaign , had a trans instructor fired for grading a paper according to the agreed upon rubric”
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 3d
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.” https://cnn.it/4b6g3rd
December 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Folks, Kutner is onto something here. What DOES Kermit know?
2002’s “It’s A Very Merry Muppet Christmas,” a loose “It’s a Wonderful Life”-knockoff not only strongly implies that Kermit caused 9/11 (see comments), it contains this “Scooter cage dance” scene that is pure nightmare fuel. Sheesh!
December 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Thread. I used to support the ADL and I’m appalled at what they’ve become.
So many of my older Jewish friends and relatives, including much of my own family, supported the Anti-Defamation League, literally for generations, for reasons including:

— They cared about civil rights
— They cared about fighting antisemitism
— They understood that the two are inseparable

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Top ADL civil rights lay leader quits, accusing group of being ‘useful idiot’ for Trump
Joe Berman cites failure to respond aggressively to antisemitism on the right, narrowing of focus from broader civil rights issues to antisemitism and anti-Zionism only
www.timesofisrael.com
December 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The Commanders are not playing very well.
December 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Just realized the reason I’d heard of Josh Johnson; the 2nd string Commanders QB is not also the host of the 1A on NPR.
December 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My wife got me a TrainTrackr led of the DC Metro and I have never felt so seen and understood.
December 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Oh dude if I was a billionaire you would never hear from me again. I’d be on a beach with my family and my doggos.
If I were a billionaire I simply wouldn’t be fighting with strangers on the internet on Christmas Eve
December 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Restaurant doesn’t appear to take reservations. Has a yelp waitlist. Added ourselves to the waitlist. Arrive at restaurant. Surprise! They do take reservations and they said “we turned off the yelp waitlist tonight” which they… did not. So we did pickup from our regular spot for this year instead.
December 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The Eartha Kitt rendition of Santa Baby is one of the horniest recordings I’ve ever heard in my life. My G-d it’s hornier than 80s hair metal.
December 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Nobody is safe when ICE gets to decide which of us are citizens and which are not.
Md. woman facing deportation is a citizen, lawyer says. ICE disagrees.
Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales, 22, was detained by ICE on Dec. 14 in Baltimore.
wapo.st
December 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
December 24, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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December 28, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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Being an incorrigible skirt-chaser even when married and possible low-grade sexual harasser? Bad! Not the same as being a pedophile!

Being close with industry lobbyists? Bad! Not the same as taking bribes!

The flattening of grey areas with outright evil is unironically part of why we got Trump.
December 23, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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WHY IS THIS REDACTED???
THIS is among the most important list of documents the public needs to see.

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
December 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Upbeat synth based modern Christmas music is indistinguishable from local news promo music.
December 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM