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Mike Sager, Turkey Enthusiast
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Head of Security @ New Harbor

Security, rock and roll, dad jokes. Fan of The National and The Nationals. Former CTO at EMILY’s List.

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Half awake, in a fake empire.

I have friends everywhere.
LOL this is a new one. And I suspect it's going to work.
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
May I recommend a standard poodle and a thicky bricky buddy?
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
November 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I mean any pop tart can be an emotional support pop tart when you think about it.
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Bean Accountability.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
My spouse brought home a Baja Blast pie from Taco Bell and I want to stress this color does not exist in nature.
November 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
November 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Me, at any club or at a nightlife location after about 10:00.
November 2, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I wore my lobster suit for Halloween last night and every time someone said “nice costume!” I replied “costume?”
November 1, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Halloween is the best on Meet.
October 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
October 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
October 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
October 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Nice work Del Ray.
October 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I sincerely hope this answers any outstanding questions on the matter.
October 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
October 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I updated my bitmoji.
October 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I don’t get it.
October 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Yup.
October 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
File photo of me, from yesterday.
October 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Decided not to fix the obviously incorrect placement of the Washington Monument because I didn't want there to be any doubt as to whether or not this photo was AI. Anyways, as it was foretold in Exodus...
October 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Hey I used AI to make something stupid.
October 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I was inspired and got this for Halloween but also for protests if needed.
October 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Lol I don’t think this is a real research poll. (Also that’s literally not what he said)
October 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM