Mike Sager, Turkey Enthusiast
@mikesager.net
Head of Security @ New Harbor
Security, rock and roll, dad jokes. Fan of The National and The Nationals. Former CTO at EMILY’s List.
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Half awake, in a fake empire.
I have friends everywhere.
Security, rock and roll, dad jokes. Fan of The National and The Nationals. Former CTO at EMILY’s List.
msager.25 on Signal
Half awake, in a fake empire.
I have friends everywhere.
So this is all just a little schadenfreude treat before we're all inevitably crushed by the cruelty of the world around us, right? A situation where literally everyone involved is an irredeemable asshole?
a woman says i love mess while talking to another woman
ALT: a woman says i love mess while talking to another woman
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November 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
So this is all just a little schadenfreude treat before we're all inevitably crushed by the cruelty of the world around us, right? A situation where literally everyone involved is an irredeemable asshole?
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Was she watching the McLaughlin Group in a constant state of arousal
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Was she watching the McLaughlin Group in a constant state of arousal
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Fun fact: American citizens can donate to whatever Democratic candidates they fucking feel like without it being a Jewish conspiracy.
November 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Fun fact: American citizens can donate to whatever Democratic candidates they fucking feel like without it being a Jewish conspiracy.
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First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
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POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
I gotta stop popping Tums like they're candy.
November 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I gotta stop popping Tums like they're candy.
There's a bus for $7500 on Facebook Marketplace. Time for those of you who want to give up cars for buses to put your money where your mouth is. www.facebook.com/share/1MCyVg...
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November 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
There's a bus for $7500 on Facebook Marketplace. Time for those of you who want to give up cars for buses to put your money where your mouth is. www.facebook.com/share/1MCyVg...
Back when I worked in lighting 25 years ago, I once ran a VARI*LITE VIRTUOSO CONSOLE FOR A MEGACHURCH IN ORLANDO'S ANNUAL CHRISTMAS SHOW that had multiple VL trusses, and hundreds of fixtures. Their sanctuary was technically an arena according to fire code.
Silent Night, 2020, Hillsong
November 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Back when I worked in lighting 25 years ago, I once ran a VARI*LITE VIRTUOSO CONSOLE FOR A MEGACHURCH IN ORLANDO'S ANNUAL CHRISTMAS SHOW that had multiple VL trusses, and hundreds of fixtures. Their sanctuary was technically an arena according to fire code.
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Don't do any of this.
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Don't do any of this.
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If House Democrats have any sense, they'll put together a "contract with America" kind of a document, saying exactly what they will do if they get the majority in next year's election, at a "impeach this guy, specifically" level of granularity.
if dems win congress next year they need to introduce an impeachment resolution against emil bove
Justice Department official told prosecutors that U.S. should 'just sink' drug boats
NPR interviews with current and former officials reveal more of the backstory around the military's strikes in the Caribbean.
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November 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
If House Democrats have any sense, they'll put together a "contract with America" kind of a document, saying exactly what they will do if they get the majority in next year's election, at a "impeach this guy, specifically" level of granularity.
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if you hate AIPAC, but you don’t know what CUFI is, then you aren’t an anti-Zionist, you’re an antisemite. CUFI is larger, more well funded, more powerful, and substantially more right wing, but you never talk about them because it’s full of Christians and you don’t hate Christians
November 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
if you hate AIPAC, but you don’t know what CUFI is, then you aren’t an anti-Zionist, you’re an antisemite. CUFI is larger, more well funded, more powerful, and substantially more right wing, but you never talk about them because it’s full of Christians and you don’t hate Christians
I’m not often prone to hyperbole but I just had these again for lunch and I think they may be a human achievement on par with vaccines and the Apollo moon landing.
These are arriving at my house today, and I will report back.
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November 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I’m not often prone to hyperbole but I just had these again for lunch and I think they may be a human achievement on par with vaccines and the Apollo moon landing.
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Raskin endorsed Mamdani back in September, and if you watch the video it was an attempt at a joke about MTG rather than a genuine desire to have her as a Dem. But why let facts get in the way of getting mad at the Democratic Party?
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Raskin endorsed Mamdani back in September, and if you watch the video it was an attempt at a joke about MTG rather than a genuine desire to have her as a Dem. But why let facts get in the way of getting mad at the Democratic Party?
I got the new Anno game this weekend. The campaign option is absolutely dreadful, but it's a really fun city builder if you ignore that.
November 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I got the new Anno game this weekend. The campaign option is absolutely dreadful, but it's a really fun city builder if you ignore that.
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Wait uh if you watch through to the end of the clip THEY TRIED TO BUY TACOS FROM A SHOP WHERE THEY HAD PREVIOUSLY KIDNAPPED A WORKER, WHO IS STILL DETAINED
I’m still struggling with the fact that ICE “brown shirts” went to a taco shop and thought they would get served.
F that!
F that!
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Wait uh if you watch through to the end of the clip THEY TRIED TO BUY TACOS FROM A SHOP WHERE THEY HAD PREVIOUSLY KIDNAPPED A WORKER, WHO IS STILL DETAINED
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Everyone loves Prince Cheddward! The cheesy prince shaped like a Cheez-It!
*5 seconds later*
We regret to report that Prince Cheddward was a frequent visitor to Epstein island, was stripped of all titles and is now Cheddward Mountbatten-Windsor.
*5 seconds later*
We regret to report that Prince Cheddward was a frequent visitor to Epstein island, was stripped of all titles and is now Cheddward Mountbatten-Windsor.
Happy to report: they heard our cries and after 3 years on the sideline Prince Cheddward is BACK for the Cheez-It Citrus Bowl this year!
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Everyone loves Prince Cheddward! The cheesy prince shaped like a Cheez-It!
*5 seconds later*
We regret to report that Prince Cheddward was a frequent visitor to Epstein island, was stripped of all titles and is now Cheddward Mountbatten-Windsor.
*5 seconds later*
We regret to report that Prince Cheddward was a frequent visitor to Epstein island, was stripped of all titles and is now Cheddward Mountbatten-Windsor.
I need people to understand: there is a really big difference between Liz Cheney, a conservative who believes in democracy, and Marjorie Taylor Greene, a fascist conspiracy theorist antisemite. They’re not remotely the same, and a key difference is MTG IS A NAZI AND LIZ CHENEY IS NOT.
November 17, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I need people to understand: there is a really big difference between Liz Cheney, a conservative who believes in democracy, and Marjorie Taylor Greene, a fascist conspiracy theorist antisemite. They’re not remotely the same, and a key difference is MTG IS A NAZI AND LIZ CHENEY IS NOT.
New use for the spit valve just dropped.
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
New use for the spit valve just dropped.
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Weird how many racists like to self-identify themselves as racists.
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Weird how many racists like to self-identify themselves as racists.
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Saw this post on tumblr with an actual poll attached to it and the overwhelming winner was "I don't believe life begins at conception but I would still sell liquor to the baby"
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Saw this post on tumblr with an actual poll attached to it and the overwhelming winner was "I don't believe life begins at conception but I would still sell liquor to the baby"
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THAT'S LITERALLY HOW THE SUBSIDIES & ACA EXCHANGES WORK ALREADY.
CONSUMERS ARE INFORMED BY COMPARING POLICIES ON THE ACA EXCHANGES, THEN THEY PURCHASE ONE AND THE GOVERNMENT PAYS SOME OR ALL OF THE COST OF THAT POLICY.
I'M TEARING THE LITTLE HAIR I HAVE ON MY HEAD OUT.
CONSUMERS ARE INFORMED BY COMPARING POLICIES ON THE ACA EXCHANGES, THEN THEY PURCHASE ONE AND THE GOVERNMENT PAYS SOME OR ALL OF THE COST OF THAT POLICY.
I'M TEARING THE LITTLE HAIR I HAVE ON MY HEAD OUT.
Cassidy: "The president is proposing that we take the $26b that would be going to insurance companies if we just do an extension and give it directly to the American people in which 100% of the money is used for them to purchase healthcare on their own terms. That makes them an informed consumer."
November 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
THAT'S LITERALLY HOW THE SUBSIDIES & ACA EXCHANGES WORK ALREADY.
CONSUMERS ARE INFORMED BY COMPARING POLICIES ON THE ACA EXCHANGES, THEN THEY PURCHASE ONE AND THE GOVERNMENT PAYS SOME OR ALL OF THE COST OF THAT POLICY.
I'M TEARING THE LITTLE HAIR I HAVE ON MY HEAD OUT.
CONSUMERS ARE INFORMED BY COMPARING POLICIES ON THE ACA EXCHANGES, THEN THEY PURCHASE ONE AND THE GOVERNMENT PAYS SOME OR ALL OF THE COST OF THAT POLICY.
I'M TEARING THE LITTLE HAIR I HAVE ON MY HEAD OUT.
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You have to remember that this is the angle that people like MTG are seeing the Epstein stuff on and it is bad
Yeah, I think this is an important point to keep in mind with the right wingers who are all in on Epstein - they’re in because they think it’s proof that Jewish pedophiles run the world, and you absolutely do not gotta hand it to them for that
There are 2 things happening with MTG:
1) She's an HR nightmare. Her schoolyard bullying antics mean no one, regardless of politics, wants her in their workplace.
2) She's a full believer in antisemitic conspiracy theories, and from that point of view Trump looks like part of the conspiracy.
1) She's an HR nightmare. Her schoolyard bullying antics mean no one, regardless of politics, wants her in their workplace.
2) She's a full believer in antisemitic conspiracy theories, and from that point of view Trump looks like part of the conspiracy.
November 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
You have to remember that this is the angle that people like MTG are seeing the Epstein stuff on and it is bad
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Once again, Marjorie Taylor Greene is a vicious antisemite and a monster. Just because she’s throwing haymakers at Trump right now doesn’t make her good. She’s a racist moron. I’m glad they’re fighting, but she sucks. She’s not welcome in our tent. She’s a bad and hateful person.
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Once again, Marjorie Taylor Greene is a vicious antisemite and a monster. Just because she’s throwing haymakers at Trump right now doesn’t make her good. She’s a racist moron. I’m glad they’re fighting, but she sucks. She’s not welcome in our tent. She’s a bad and hateful person.
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She’s lying, of course, but it is noteworthy that the feels like she has to lie and say these things. She’s a weathervane and this is a sign of the way the wind is blowing.
BASH: We have seen these attacks from the president at other people. It's not new. And I haven't heard you speak out about it until it was directed at you.
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
She’s lying, of course, but it is noteworthy that the feels like she has to lie and say these things. She’s a weathervane and this is a sign of the way the wind is blowing.