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Margaret's kind of an either/or name.
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young male coworker: what do you think of this stat that says in '71, 91% of women married by age 24?
me: I think you should look up in what years women were allowed to get bank accounts alone, open lines of credit, and when the equal opportunity employment act was passed
him, googling: hey wtf
me: I think you should look up in what years women were allowed to get bank accounts alone, open lines of credit, and when the equal opportunity employment act was passed
him, googling: hey wtf
November 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
young male coworker: what do you think of this stat that says in '71, 91% of women married by age 24?
me: I think you should look up in what years women were allowed to get bank accounts alone, open lines of credit, and when the equal opportunity employment act was passed
him, googling: hey wtf
me: I think you should look up in what years women were allowed to get bank accounts alone, open lines of credit, and when the equal opportunity employment act was passed
him, googling: hey wtf
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Happy birthday, if it's your birthday. If it's not your birthday, please print this out and look at it on the right date.
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Happy birthday, if it's your birthday. If it's not your birthday, please print this out and look at it on the right date.
been thinking about this one since yesterday
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
been thinking about this one since yesterday
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Virulently opposed to November snow except for scenes like this
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Virulently opposed to November snow except for scenes like this
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Scorpio: You’ll wake up with a feeling of doom and ennui. Don’t be overly concerned. Eventually the sun will envelop the earth.
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Scorpio: You’ll wake up with a feeling of doom and ennui. Don’t be overly concerned. Eventually the sun will envelop the earth.
I have been angry all day about the jackass customer with a Steven Segal ponytail that told me to "be a good sport and do it anyway" when I told him I wouldn't commit a food safety violation for him.
November 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I have been angry all day about the jackass customer with a Steven Segal ponytail that told me to "be a good sport and do it anyway" when I told him I wouldn't commit a food safety violation for him.
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🚨Infant Botulism Outbreak linked to ByHeart Baby Formula🚨
Whole Nutrition Infant Formula:
Lot: 206VABP/251261P2 ("Use by 01 Dec 2026")
Lot: 206VABP/251131P2 ("Use by 01 Dec 2026")
Whole Nutrition Infant Formula:
Lot: 206VABP/251261P2 ("Use by 01 Dec 2026")
Lot: 206VABP/251131P2 ("Use by 01 Dec 2026")
November 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
🚨Infant Botulism Outbreak linked to ByHeart Baby Formula🚨
Whole Nutrition Infant Formula:
Lot: 206VABP/251261P2 ("Use by 01 Dec 2026")
Lot: 206VABP/251131P2 ("Use by 01 Dec 2026")
Whole Nutrition Infant Formula:
Lot: 206VABP/251261P2 ("Use by 01 Dec 2026")
Lot: 206VABP/251131P2 ("Use by 01 Dec 2026")
sometimes you think "oh I could probably stay another half hour to get ahead on stuff I have to take care of tomorrow & Monday" and then sometimes a customer complains that there are too many seeds in the bread named for having a lot of seeds in it and you realize you have to go home immediately
November 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
sometimes you think "oh I could probably stay another half hour to get ahead on stuff I have to take care of tomorrow & Monday" and then sometimes a customer complains that there are too many seeds in the bread named for having a lot of seeds in it and you realize you have to go home immediately
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Chicago Public Library's budget cuts would mean losing HALF of the materials budget. It would mean losing 90 staff members.
Cop budget's fine, though.
Cop budget's fine, though.
The People Want to Read: on the massive budget cuts proposed for Chicago Public Library. What's at stake and what you can do, whether or not you live in Chicago.
buttondown.com/wellsourced/...
buttondown.com/wellsourced/...
The People Want To Read: On Massive Budget Cuts Proposed in Chicago
If passed, Chicago Public Library will lose half their budget for acquiring new books and materials.
buttondown.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Chicago Public Library's budget cuts would mean losing HALF of the materials budget. It would mean losing 90 staff members.
Cop budget's fine, though.
Cop budget's fine, though.
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Every time I see a picture of JD Vance I'm reminded of the time @bransonreese.bsky.social described a Rude Tales NPC as "a shitty little guy with a face that sucks"
November 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Every time I see a picture of JD Vance I'm reminded of the time @bransonreese.bsky.social described a Rude Tales NPC as "a shitty little guy with a face that sucks"
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🥹🥲🫶🏽 Can confirm ✨
We’re Pretty Sure Those Are Top Surgery Scars in 'Fionna and Cake'
https://www.them.us/story/adventure-time-fionna-cake-hunter-trans-top-surgery-scars
https://www.them.us/story/adventure-time-fionna-cake-hunter-trans-top-surgery-scars
November 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
🥹🥲🫶🏽 Can confirm ✨
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Our gyro
November 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Our gyro
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SANDWICH GUY ACQUITTED 🥪
November 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
SANDWICH GUY ACQUITTED 🥪
oh thank god
BREAKING: Nancy Pelosi won't seek reelection, ending her storied career in the U.S. House.
Nancy Pelosi won't seek reelection, ending her storied career in the US House
Powerful Democratic former speaker Nancy Pelosi won’t seek reelection to the U.S. House. Pelosi’s announcement Thursday brings to a close her storied career as not only the first woman in the speaker’s office but arguably the most powerful in American politics.
bit.ly
November 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
oh thank god
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I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not
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good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
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Normal people are just sick to fucking death of the cruelty and meanness
BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.
Follow AP for live updates.
Follow AP for live updates.
Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power
One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.
bit.ly
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Normal people are just sick to fucking death of the cruelty and meanness
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this genuinely feels like a moment history books will look back on where the Democratic Party was forced to either fix its hearts or die
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
this genuinely feels like a moment history books will look back on where the Democratic Party was forced to either fix its hearts or die
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Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
June 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
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So many people I hate are so unhappy.
a cartoon of a unicorn crying with the words happy tears below it
Alt: a cartoon of a unicorn crying with the words "happy tears" above it
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
So many people I hate are so unhappy.
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Cheney was so evil that him dying actually lifted a curse
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Cheney was so evil that him dying actually lifted a curse
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There are more of us than there are of them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There are more of us than there are of them.
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hopefully resounding Cuomo loss is an obvious enough signal that even Rahm Emanuel can perceive it
June 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
hopefully resounding Cuomo loss is an obvious enough signal that even Rahm Emanuel can perceive it