Michelobius
@michelobius.bsky.social
Timberwolves, movies, videogames. he/him
Obviously abolish ICE.
Obviously abolish ICE.
A cousin of the “everyone in charge is 12” theory that I have developed is the theory that everyone in charge also thinks it’s the year 1200. As in, they think you need a big wall around your city or you’re vulnerable to marauding hoards. That’s… just not how the world works anymore. In any way.
it would get them out of Minneapolis (but not Minnesota) but pretty much nowhere else they've been causing harm — 2/3 of all Americans live within the border zone
January 27, 2026 at 6:28 PM
A cousin of the “everyone in charge is 12” theory that I have developed is the theory that everyone in charge also thinks it’s the year 1200. As in, they think you need a big wall around your city or you’re vulnerable to marauding hoards. That’s… just not how the world works anymore. In any way.
Leftists: A always leads to B
Fascists: yes, we want B so we are going to do A
Liberals: well we like A, but B isn't very popular so maybe we can create some laws preventing A from leading to B
Fascists: yes, we want B so we are going to do A
Liberals: well we like A, but B isn't very popular so maybe we can create some laws preventing A from leading to B
January 27, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Leftists: A always leads to B
Fascists: yes, we want B so we are going to do A
Liberals: well we like A, but B isn't very popular so maybe we can create some laws preventing A from leading to B
Fascists: yes, we want B so we are going to do A
Liberals: well we like A, but B isn't very popular so maybe we can create some laws preventing A from leading to B
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the timberwolves will move to 1-0 since greg bovino lost access to his twitter account
January 27, 2026 at 4:29 AM
the timberwolves will move to 1-0 since greg bovino lost access to his twitter account
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The moderate position is unwinding the entire post-9/11 security state
January 27, 2026 at 2:50 AM
The moderate position is unwinding the entire post-9/11 security state
Bovino is a good start, and Noem would be nice too, but the real prize would be Miller. Without him the Trump presidency would be mostly ballroom and Greenland focused
January 27, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Bovino is a good start, and Noem would be nice too, but the real prize would be Miller. Without him the Trump presidency would be mostly ballroom and Greenland focused
What's particularly funny about describing Minneapolis like this is that it's in these "oh no, Iraq anti-US government insurgency tactics brought here!" tones and they never make the connection that maybe the "insurgents" in Iraq were also just local communities resisting a military occupation?
The rest of it is even funnier
January 26, 2026 at 8:43 PM
What's particularly funny about describing Minneapolis like this is that it's in these "oh no, Iraq anti-US government insurgency tactics brought here!" tones and they never make the connection that maybe the "insurgents" in Iraq were also just local communities resisting a military occupation?
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Karl-Anthony Towns shares his thoughts on everything going on in Minneapolis
January 26, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Karl-Anthony Towns shares his thoughts on everything going on in Minneapolis
The path forward for the wolves is super obvious.
1. Make a Pretti/Good patch. The right thing to do and also wordplay.
2. Sell the patch and donate the proceeds to local Minneapolis communities
3. Wear it for the rest of the season en route to a Team Of Destiny style title.
1. Make a Pretti/Good patch. The right thing to do and also wordplay.
2. Sell the patch and donate the proceeds to local Minneapolis communities
3. Wear it for the rest of the season en route to a Team Of Destiny style title.
January 26, 2026 at 12:16 AM
The path forward for the wolves is super obvious.
1. Make a Pretti/Good patch. The right thing to do and also wordplay.
2. Sell the patch and donate the proceeds to local Minneapolis communities
3. Wear it for the rest of the season en route to a Team Of Destiny style title.
1. Make a Pretti/Good patch. The right thing to do and also wordplay.
2. Sell the patch and donate the proceeds to local Minneapolis communities
3. Wear it for the rest of the season en route to a Team Of Destiny style title.
Wolves on pace to waste a Good Donte game
January 25, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Wolves on pace to waste a Good Donte game
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Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
January 25, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
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An emotional Chris Finch: “I’m not just a resident. This is my home.”
January 25, 2026 at 8:51 PM
An emotional Chris Finch: “I’m not just a resident. This is my home.”
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The first half of Timberwolves head coach Chris Finch opens his pregame press conference with a statement about the killing of Alex Pretti
January 25, 2026 at 8:59 PM
The first half of Timberwolves head coach Chris Finch opens his pregame press conference with a statement about the killing of Alex Pretti
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For fully non-basketball reasons, I wish KAT was still on the Timberwolves right now
January 25, 2026 at 3:41 AM
For fully non-basketball reasons, I wish KAT was still on the Timberwolves right now
(drums fingers on the table waiting for any member of the Timberwolves organization to say anything at all)
Shoutout to Tyrese Haliburton for being a great human being
January 25, 2026 at 1:06 AM
(drums fingers on the table waiting for any member of the Timberwolves organization to say anything at all)
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WE HAVE MOUNTAINS OF ICE TO MELT
And Minneapolis' Phillips neighborhood is named for Wendell Phillips, a fervent abolitionist. He was once asked why he couldn't turn down the heat in his rhetoric: why are do you always have to be so firery? Phillips' reply: "Yes, I'm on fire--becuase I have mountains of ice to melt!"
Mountains of Ice
When you listen to the song you can hear below you might doubt me – but it is not a topical song written about recent events. It was written by Parlando alternative voice Dave Moore in 2014. Dave’s…
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January 25, 2026 at 12:05 AM
WE HAVE MOUNTAINS OF ICE TO MELT
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We've made this Sinister Minnesotans shirt from our Stan Kelly comic this week.
Net proceeds from this shirt will be donated to local organizations doing their part to keep Minnesotans safe and send ICE agents home to ruin their own fucking communities.
Fuck ICE and stay strong, Minneapolis.
Net proceeds from this shirt will be donated to local organizations doing their part to keep Minnesotans safe and send ICE agents home to ruin their own fucking communities.
Fuck ICE and stay strong, Minneapolis.
'Sinister Minnesotans' T-Shirt
Show your solidarity with the Sinister Minnesotans refusing to back down from the ICE agents currently polluting their great state with brutality, lawlessness, and an obvious dependence on testosteron...
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January 23, 2026 at 9:30 PM
We've made this Sinister Minnesotans shirt from our Stan Kelly comic this week.
Net proceeds from this shirt will be donated to local organizations doing their part to keep Minnesotans safe and send ICE agents home to ruin their own fucking communities.
Fuck ICE and stay strong, Minneapolis.
Net proceeds from this shirt will be donated to local organizations doing their part to keep Minnesotans safe and send ICE agents home to ruin their own fucking communities.
Fuck ICE and stay strong, Minneapolis.
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Thesis: ICE is un-American and the Minneapolis protestors are real Americans.
Antithesis: Ackshually ICE is operating in a long American tradition of racist terror.
Synthesis: Minneapolis is now the epicenter of a clash between two distinct but historically grounded American political traditions.
Antithesis: Ackshually ICE is operating in a long American tradition of racist terror.
Synthesis: Minneapolis is now the epicenter of a clash between two distinct but historically grounded American political traditions.
January 23, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Thesis: ICE is un-American and the Minneapolis protestors are real Americans.
Antithesis: Ackshually ICE is operating in a long American tradition of racist terror.
Synthesis: Minneapolis is now the epicenter of a clash between two distinct but historically grounded American political traditions.
Antithesis: Ackshually ICE is operating in a long American tradition of racist terror.
Synthesis: Minneapolis is now the epicenter of a clash between two distinct but historically grounded American political traditions.
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The Twin Cities aren’t playing when they say Abolish ICE.
Here’s another graphic for our Minnesota friends.
Here’s another graphic for our Minnesota friends.
January 23, 2026 at 2:56 PM
The Twin Cities aren’t playing when they say Abolish ICE.
Here’s another graphic for our Minnesota friends.
Here’s another graphic for our Minnesota friends.
Randle finished with excellent counting stats (30-7-6 on 10-17 shooting) and also was a -8 which feels like a perfect description of his night.
Finally some decent ball movement started by Ant penetration, Randle record scratch hesitation missed three, then gives up a layup
January 23, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Randle finished with excellent counting stats (30-7-6 on 10-17 shooting) and also was a -8 which feels like a perfect description of his night.
Wolves lost all the good will they’d spent the whole season building in like a week
Unfortunately the wolves are cursed and will not win another game until someone speaks out against ICE or Rudy unfollows RFK on X.
January 23, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Wolves lost all the good will they’d spent the whole season building in like a week
Can the wolves make a trade before the end of this game?
January 23, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Can the wolves make a trade before the end of this game?
Finally some decent ball movement started by Ant penetration, Randle record scratch hesitation missed three, then gives up a layup
January 23, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Finally some decent ball movement started by Ant penetration, Randle record scratch hesitation missed three, then gives up a layup
I'm starting to think "Minneapolis under Trump" is going to be a paragraph in a history textbook someday.
January 22, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I'm starting to think "Minneapolis under Trump" is going to be a paragraph in a history textbook someday.
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Wolves Bluesky, is that our guy?
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bsky.app/profile/m40d...
Damn right. Leave a gas station with no gas, to soon after, get gassed. The Honda Fit must be supercharged, and have a flux capacitor to be everywhere all at once.
January 22, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Wolves Bluesky, is that our guy?
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bsky.app/profile/m40d...
I know it's all nonsense but anyone have any clue what the "Trump personally stopped 8 wars" thing come from? There's always at least the hint of a kernel of truth there. Like maybe the joint chiefs had some hypothetical battle plans they briefed Trump on and he said "nah we're not doing that"?
Mike Johnson accuses Norway of “making a political decision & not awarding the Nobel Prize to probably the most deserving individual in history of the prize. There are 8 to 10 wars & conflicts that’ve been resolved by President Trump, & he got snubbed.”
(Vid via Manu Raju on X)
(Vid via Manu Raju on X)
January 21, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I know it's all nonsense but anyone have any clue what the "Trump personally stopped 8 wars" thing come from? There's always at least the hint of a kernel of truth there. Like maybe the joint chiefs had some hypothetical battle plans they briefed Trump on and he said "nah we're not doing that"?