Michelobius
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Timberwolves, movies, videogames. he/him
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Rudy Gobert vs teams at or below .500 - 8 games played +23.4 Net Rating
Rudy Gobert vs teams above .500 - 5 games played -15.8 Net Rating
Rudy Gobert vs teams above .500 - 5 games played -15.8 Net Rating
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Rudy Gobert vs teams at or below .500 - 8 games played +23.4 Net Rating
Rudy Gobert vs teams above .500 - 5 games played -15.8 Net Rating
Rudy Gobert vs teams above .500 - 5 games played -15.8 Net Rating
Well god damn if this isn’t an entertaining game all of a sudden, phew
November 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Well god damn if this isn’t an entertaining game all of a sudden, phew
Now that we are playing a real team I get to be upset about the refs again, yay
November 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Now that we are playing a real team I get to be upset about the refs again, yay
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A lot of education discourse is at root an inability to decide whether the purpose of our education system is to 1) teach material and measure learning 2) reward students who work hard 3) separate the smart kids (destined for smart guy jobs) from the dumb kids (destined to serve the smart guys)
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
A lot of education discourse is at root an inability to decide whether the purpose of our education system is to 1) teach material and measure learning 2) reward students who work hard 3) separate the smart kids (destined for smart guy jobs) from the dumb kids (destined to serve the smart guys)
Whatever else happens with this roster, whatever other flaws of team construction there are, there are two players I absolutely don’t have to worry about because Ant and Jaden have The Stuff.
Legendary Jaden McDaniels game btw. Want to write that down because it won’t jump off the stat sheet. But he shook off three separate injuries and made some huge plays. Tough mfer
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Whatever else happens with this roster, whatever other flaws of team construction there are, there are two players I absolutely don’t have to worry about because Ant and Jaden have The Stuff.
Legendary Jaden McDaniels game btw. Want to write that down because it won’t jump off the stat sheet. But he shook off three separate injuries and made some huge plays. Tough mfer
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Legendary Jaden McDaniels game btw. Want to write that down because it won’t jump off the stat sheet. But he shook off three separate injuries and made some huge plays. Tough mfer
My favorite Randle thing is when his body is flying diagonally towards the baseline at 100mpg and flips it off the glass and through the hoop as though there was nowhere else the ball could possibly go
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
My favorite Randle thing is when his body is flying diagonally towards the baseline at 100mpg and flips it off the glass and through the hoop as though there was nowhere else the ball could possibly go
Who’s the wolves second best bench player and why is it Jaylen Clark
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Who’s the wolves second best bench player and why is it Jaylen Clark
I'm going to go out on a limb here: I don't think any console or gaming device ever needs to be more powerful than a PS5. I just really don't see a purpose. I understand we're comparing to cutting-edge PCs here for some reason but framing this as a "problem" is so weird to me.
Experts say its specs put it between Xbox Series S and PlayStation 5, and it’s obviously built to a price point
Valve is cutting corners with Steam Machine to compete with the current consoles
Experts say its specs put it between Xbox Series S and PlayStation 5, and it’s obviously built to a price point
www.polygon.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm going to go out on a limb here: I don't think any console or gaming device ever needs to be more powerful than a PS5. I just really don't see a purpose. I understand we're comparing to cutting-edge PCs here for some reason but framing this as a "problem" is so weird to me.
It’s really hard right now to not feel the crushing weight of basically every major institution failing in their most basic, fundamental duties to the public.
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It’s really hard right now to not feel the crushing weight of basically every major institution failing in their most basic, fundamental duties to the public.
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Important to understand the Epstein stuff and the fascism and the corruption are, in a lot of ways, really all the same story from different angles: powerful men who can and do abuse vulnerable people around them because they can, and because systems of elite accountability catastrophically failed
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Important to understand the Epstein stuff and the fascism and the corruption are, in a lot of ways, really all the same story from different angles: powerful men who can and do abuse vulnerable people around them because they can, and because systems of elite accountability catastrophically failed
Things 3 consecutive games against the Jazz-Kings-Jazz will do for you: The Wolves are now 4th in the league in ORTG
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Things 3 consecutive games against the Jazz-Kings-Jazz will do for you: The Wolves are now 4th in the league in ORTG
Continuity and lore are mental diseases. And I say this as a Star Wars fan.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Continuity and lore are mental diseases. And I say this as a Star Wars fan.
I take it back
I wish every wolves opponent was the Utah Jazz
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I take it back
Me, when the Jazz broadcasters call Mike Conley “Mountain Mike”
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Me, when the Jazz broadcasters call Mike Conley “Mountain Mike”
As I was saying, the Wolves actually rock and will never lose again.
Now the team has no identity and is caught between the past and future without many paths forward to address flaws, let alone improve the talent level. A lot of this will seem better very soon as Ant regains his legs and carries the team again. But the fundamental roster problems will remain.
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
As I was saying, the Wolves actually rock and will never lose again.
:(
NAW had played 195 straight games. Seeing how he was moving walking off the court just now, 196 wasn't happening.
Hawks will be without three starters and two key reserves tonight. Trae Young, Nickeil Alexander-Walker, Kristaps Porzingis, Jalen Johnson and Luke Kennard all out.
November 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
:(
Smart TO by Finch as the Jazz go on a run to cut the lead to 35.
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Smart TO by Finch as the Jazz go on a run to cut the lead to 35.
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Rob Dillingham PnR driving layup
November 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Rob Dillingham PnR driving layup
It’s good to see the wolves finally get serious about winning one* for Mike Conley before he retires
*an NBA Cup
*an NBA Cup
November 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It’s good to see the wolves finally get serious about winning one* for Mike Conley before he retires
*an NBA Cup
*an NBA Cup
I wish every wolves opponent was the Utah Jazz
November 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I wish every wolves opponent was the Utah Jazz
Realizing today that the same thing has happened to the Rudy Gobert Timberwolves that happened to the Rudy Gobert Utah Jazz: their defense was awesome but their offense clearly wasn't good enough so they slowly chipped away the number of good defenders on the team in order to score more,
November 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Realizing today that the same thing has happened to the Rudy Gobert Timberwolves that happened to the Rudy Gobert Utah Jazz: their defense was awesome but their offense clearly wasn't good enough so they slowly chipped away the number of good defenders on the team in order to score more,
Can confirm as said normal man who works predominantly with women.
the women in the workplace discourse is very funny because a man who can act normal in an office environment that's predominantly female is absolutely on easy street. it's maybe the best gig anyone in history has had. and yet for many guys it is utterly impossible
November 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Can confirm as said normal man who works predominantly with women.
I do have to say that losing because the wolves gave up a billion offensive rebounds is probably by least favorite way to lose. And it seems like it’s an issue that will never go away.
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I do have to say that losing because the wolves gave up a billion offensive rebounds is probably by least favorite way to lose. And it seems like it’s an issue that will never go away.