Michelobius
@michelobius.bsky.social
Timberwolves, movies, videogames. he/him
An advanced form of life, a superior being, within your grasp if you have the courage!
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
An advanced form of life, a superior being, within your grasp if you have the courage!
Me, when the Jazz broadcasters call Mike Conley “Mountain Mike”
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Me, when the Jazz broadcasters call Mike Conley “Mountain Mike”
So yay for the win I guess (too late for me to watch) but…
October 23, 2025 at 12:09 PM
So yay for the win I guess (too late for me to watch) but…
He was the least of their problems tho
October 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
He was the least of their problems tho
Woah, I guess it's NBA predictions time already. I went to go look up my predictions from last year only to discover I've only been on BSky full-time since January? Which I guess makes sense. Anyway, here are last year's predictions. Some Knicks wishful thinking aside, it's... okay not good
October 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Woah, I guess it's NBA predictions time already. I went to go look up my predictions from last year only to discover I've only been on BSky full-time since January? Which I guess makes sense. Anyway, here are last year's predictions. Some Knicks wishful thinking aside, it's... okay not good
This graph is pretty funny though, have to admit
October 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
This graph is pretty funny though, have to admit
Well to be fair he's considerably better at this age.
October 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Well to be fair he's considerably better at this age.
Yeah, everything is a distraction from everything else
September 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Yeah, everything is a distraction from everything else
The attempt on my life by the Jedi has left me scarred and deformed, but I assure you my resolve has never been stronger!
September 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The attempt on my life by the Jedi has left me scarred and deformed, but I assure you my resolve has never been stronger!
Death Stranding 2 (2025)
August 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Death Stranding 2 (2025)
Watch Eyes of Wakanda
August 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Watch Eyes of Wakanda
Don't have time to photoshop so imagine this says "40 presidential candidacy crippling flaws"
July 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Don't have time to photoshop so imagine this says "40 presidential candidacy crippling flaws"
Wouldn’t it be funny if this was the year the Clippers finally won a title?
July 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Wouldn’t it be funny if this was the year the Clippers finally won a title?
Probably a lot of mitigating factors to this, but he actually dipped into kinda bad by the impact stats. It's possible he is not still a good player anymore, or at least he can't make an impact without shooting volume, which at the minimum is basically the same thing.
July 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Probably a lot of mitigating factors to this, but he actually dipped into kinda bad by the impact stats. It's possible he is not still a good player anymore, or at least he can't make an impact without shooting volume, which at the minimum is basically the same thing.
Nobody I interact with on a regular basis understands this new shirt I got so I’m sharing it with you. Seems like a good first day to wear it.
July 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Nobody I interact with on a regular basis understands this new shirt I got so I’m sharing it with you. Seems like a good first day to wear it.
Love when I can post a real “if these trends continue” gem
July 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Love when I can post a real “if these trends continue” gem
Then again, this red line is the point where Udonis Haslem retired…
July 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Then again, this red line is the point where Udonis Haslem retired…