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People think the highest Michelin rating is 3 stars, but there is a hidden 4th level where the Michelin Man comes and kills everyone at your restaurant and mixes your ashes in tire rubber. Then he exalts you by wearing you around his waist for all eternity
February 7, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong
February 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
doesn't hit quite as much as the nessun dorma from the 2006 olympics www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxxH...
Luciano Pavarotti's Last Public Performance - Torino 2006 Opening Ceremony | Music Monday
YouTube video by Olympics
www.youtube.com
February 7, 2026 at 3:28 AM
google commercial asking how ski jumpers stay in the air so long, well apparently there's been some advancements in that department recently
February 7, 2026 at 3:17 AM
just realized that a) that's sabrina impacciatore in the opening cermony and b) she's 57...maam run me over with a car
February 7, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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Woke 2 is firing on all cylinders and ahead of schedule, I didn't have "the president has to retract his nakedly racist social media posts" on the calendar until july
February 6, 2026 at 6:04 PM
score some goals against rapid vienna for us
February 6, 2026 at 5:27 PM
better handwriting with his piss than i do with a pen
Briitsh-American freestyle skier (and AHS:1984's "Chet Clancy") Gus Kenworthy shares a message on IG prior to competing in the Winter Olympics.
February 6, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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Thought he was done but they put Stafford on a $75,000 hot dog warmer in an Airstream for three days and he won and MVP
February 6, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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is this anything
June 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
February 6, 2026 at 12:09 AM
honored to see my weird swedish son selected fourth overall in the nhl draft
February 5, 2026 at 11:04 PM
a hearty hell yeah to this
Jessie Diggins, Olympic cross-country skiing gold medalist, from the Twin Cities: “I want to make sure you know who I’m racing for…”
February 5, 2026 at 5:52 PM
he is going to become a fan favorite in like two minutes into his first game lmao
Just in: The New Orleans Pelicans are trading Jose Alvarado to the New York Knicks, sources tell ESPN. Homecoming for the Pelicans guard.
February 5, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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That’s right folks. Kamala Harris has not only found, but captured and killed, the legendary ape man known as Bigfoot
Something’s happening
February 5, 2026 at 3:00 AM
cricket is a beautiful sport
February 5, 2026 at 12:57 AM
some twitter posts still have the juice
February 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
noo, bring back the one that looks coke’d out
February 4, 2026 at 5:15 PM
February 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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Charlie Fuckelstein
Groom
New York, New York City Marriage Records, 1829-1938
February 3, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 11:59 PM
hell yeah
February 2, 2026 at 8:51 PM