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i truly cannot believe that indiana football is a godless killing machine
January 10, 2026 at 4:10 AM
me and my friends would've killed cloid with hammers
LG has a new home assistant robot named "Cloid".

Cloid.
January 8, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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i hate every nasty little worm pig fuck that works at ICE. in any capacity. oh i just file the paperwork there. file your ass to hell
January 8, 2026 at 5:13 AM
lol sure
BREAKING NEWS: The Washington Wizards have agreed to trade for Trae Young, sending CJ McCollum and Corey Kispert to the Atlanta Hawks, sources tell The Athletic's David Aldridge and @joshrobbins.bsky.social.
January 8, 2026 at 2:37 AM
good point, noel utv
this is a quote in a story about unai emery
January 8, 2026 at 1:49 AM
January 8, 2026 at 12:51 AM
while villa need to win these type of games to have any realistic shot of winning the league, not losing to palace again is a good sign that they might have a shot lol
January 7, 2026 at 9:24 PM
i assume the length of chelsea manager contracts is just chosen by a random number generator, they haven't had a manager with a six year stint since the 70s
January 7, 2026 at 6:36 PM
i hate everything
January 7, 2026 at 6:28 PM
the rockies front office
January 6, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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The gasp-laugh I made at this is something I couldn’t reproduce if I tried
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 AM
lmao that game ruled
January 6, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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July 21, 2023 at 1:20 PM
the only yankee in history so far who's worn #69
January 6, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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sure bob dylan's great and all but he didn't write "the years start coming and they don't stop coming" OR "your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb"
January 5, 2026 at 7:38 PM
why don’t the bigger players simply eat the kicker
January 5, 2026 at 4:37 AM
that catch made a ravens’ win….likely
January 5, 2026 at 4:33 AM
if i was the steeler defensive coordinator, i would've said to not do that
January 5, 2026 at 4:18 AM
lmao lol
January 5, 2026 at 2:49 AM
i think they’re gonna kill me
January 4, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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I always assumed this was the case
May 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
wiffle ball field that resembles old yankee stadium
if you could have one absolutely ridiculous thing in your house, money is no issue, what would you add?
January 3, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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thank you to the inventor of kielbasa. you did amazing at kielbasa.
January 3, 2026 at 1:38 AM