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metasynchronic.bsky.social
Empress of Crows
@metasynchronic.bsky.social
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Overeducated feral raccoon pretending to be human. 1209 years old. Extremely obscure and random. I was there when snark was invented. Possibly a Disney Princess.

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metasynchronic.bsky.social
LOOK HOW CUTE MY DOG IS
A red pit mix is sitting against a white pillow with a pink blanket on her lap. She is adorable.
November 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
metasynchronic.bsky.social
Introduced Megaera to this cinematic masterpiece this evening.
Television screen showing a lineup of archers with flaming arrows A mildly concerned doggo watching the telly
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
metasynchronic.bsky.social
I'm pretty sure this guy was in my MFA program.
ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 3d
he’s on drugs in this one, yes? like it has to be drugs
From: jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com <mailto:jeevacation@gmail.coms > Date: Mon, Jan 8, 2018 at 2:19 PM Subject: Fwd: radical breakthrough To: jeffrey epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com <mailto: jeevacation@gmail.com> > 1 beards and long hair , are meant to catch and hold smells.? 2. visiual system cohernant image. fft. equivament. . for sound. making a coherentt sound. . ? does it make a coherent concept.? 3. a mental object ie mobject. • action on mental objects. • ? 4. hope opposite of despair. • bias internal system. accesing reserves.. 5. writing is unnatural. assymentrc speed.. not good for everyone. linear. slow. rule based. 6. nose test. telepathy. . • 7 skin as part of brain? • memebrane. ? 8. ideas or brain connections as knots. slices. tangles links loops. space knottted. and the speed of light simply mean one time around. obviously a constant. 9.. intelltignce on surface , needs larger surface area. hence replication.. 10. does the eye transit information. 11/ fear is pain in the future.. 12. music is horizontal and vertical inforamtion ? melody prosgy harmony, all amials. can it be looked at to reengineer the brain. harmony FFT. symphonic learning.
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
metasynchronic.bsky.social
I'm a pretty pretty princess ballerina.
A ballerina in a rose gold tutu makes a very inelegant face with her tongue out, her arms at weird angles and thumbs up.
November 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
metasynchronic.bsky.social
Rebellious writing with glitter:
Ivory paper with "Remember remember the fifth of November" followed by 3 sketched barrels, and the word "boom" written in a cursive hand with silver glitter ink. Ivory paper with "with a close up of the word "boom" written in a cursive hand with silver glitter ink. It is sparkly.
November 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
metasynchronic.bsky.social
My mother has been incessantly messaging me about details for Saturday's performance.

I was initially getting annoyed. But then I realized, she's 1500 miles away, and wants to get it right so she can see me dance on pointe for the first time in 30 years. She's *anxious*, not annoying.
a woman is standing in a hallway talking to a group of people and asking them what that is .
Alt: A gif from Insecure, a woman is standing and saying "you know what that is? Growth. "
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November 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
metasynchronic.bsky.social
Was in my hot girl era for like....2 hours last night.
Me, sitting in a salon chair, my red hair is straight and swoopy Me standing outside on a street lit by fairy lights.
November 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
metasynchronic.bsky.social
Crow friends and cat friends
November 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
metasynchronic.bsky.social
Dis mah fren
A large crow sits on the end of a porch hand railing very close to the photographer.
October 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
metasynchronic.bsky.social
Because no one replied to this I assume yall are just tooooo intimidated by me and that I am terrifying.
metasynchronic.bsky.social Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 23d
I think I have two intimidation levels, probably 0, and then maybe 7?
mont @saerodynamic_ quote rt this with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale of 1-10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are 10:13 PM • 2/21/20 • Twitter for Android
October 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
metasynchronic.bsky.social
We would like some cheese, mother.

Cc this is for all of you but especially for @yoganerd.bsky.social and @alexandraknew.bsky.social
A floofy white doggo looks excited A floofy white doggo looks excited A floofy white doggo looks excited, and licks her lips A floofy white doggo looks serious and focused bc cheese is imminent
October 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
metasynchronic.bsky.social
National Black Cat Day so here are some black cats.
Two black cats on the headboard of a mission style bed, looking out the window Two black cats on the footboard of a mission style bed, one looks melted, the other is upright Two black kittens holding mom's hands while napping Two black cats sitting on a cat tree in front of a screen door
October 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
metasynchronic.bsky.social
Anxiety is through the roof this week.
October 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
metasynchronic.bsky.social
I think I have two intimidation levels, probably 0, and then maybe 7?
mont @saerodynamic_ quote rt this with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale of 1-10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are 10:13 PM • 2/21/20 • Twitter for Android
October 24, 2025 at 8:00 AM
metasynchronic.bsky.social
Just attended a conference session on communication styles and scored the same "strength" on two diametrically opposed styles which explains so much and also nothing.
October 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
metasynchronic.bsky.social
I'm stuck.
Orlando, a black cat, sits on my lap which is covered in a pink fuzzy blanket. He doesn't look like he is remotely interested in moving.
October 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
metasynchronic.bsky.social
Me: reviews process, designs new more efficient process, tries multiple iterations of the process, makes changes, finalizes process for testing, send to people who use the process (PWUTP) to test, ask for feedback.

PWUTP: *crickets*

Me: feedback? Guys?

PWUTP: *crickets*

<time passes>
October 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
metasynchronic.bsky.social
My cats are sick of your shit.
Two black cats. One is in the foreground and looking directly at the camera with disdain while the other is ignoring the camera from the background.
October 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
metasynchronic.bsky.social
For reasons I won't explain, I'm on the thinner end of my weight range right now, and I just looked at my face in the mirror and said "good morning Skeletor!"
October 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
metasynchronic.bsky.social
By the way, if you want to watch me dance on November 8, tickets for the performance (2 shows) AND a livestream option are available!

Broomfield Auditorium
Nov 8 2025

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Terpsi-chorean — Kristen Helen Poppe
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October 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
metasynchronic.bsky.social
Mom, the cat is in my bed!!
Megaera, a little red AmStaff mix, looks nervous about the small black cat sitting in her dog bed.
October 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
metasynchronic.bsky.social
3 years of this monster. I love her so. She's still an absolute baby. Last night she was running around being goofy with visitors. This morning, she was a super cuddle bug waiting for the alarm to go off.
Megaera, an am-staff mix puppy, in my arms, looking at me. Megaera, a 3 year old AmStaff dog, with a very beautiful face.
October 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
metasynchronic.bsky.social
Conversation with my mother (I'm the green text.) This probably explains a lot.
green bubble: I had a wellness check today and can confirm that I have both blood and bones. Read 10:51 AM Grey bubble: Well that's good. Now when you get your skin everything will be hunky dory. Green bubble: Eh, I skipped the skin. Such a hassle to clean and moisturize it constantly. I ain't got time for that. Delivered
October 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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yourpalrad.bsky.social
Librarians know whats up
youtube.com/shorts/rH7ah...
You can trust the Library to help you find what you need 😂🤌
YouTube video by K.C Trippin Tv
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October 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM