Empress of Crows
@metasynchronic.bsky.social
Overeducated feral raccoon pretending to be human. 1209 years old. Extremely obscure and random. I was there when snark was invented. Possibly a Disney Princess.
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One thing that I have heard regularly (and I agree with it) is that I can "wear" almost any vibe. Long hair hippie? Yep. Broomstick skirt and pigtails at Lilith fair? Yep! Preppy school girl? Vintage lady? 14th century peasant? Yes to all.
February 6, 2026 at 5:10 PM
One thing that I have heard regularly (and I agree with it) is that I can "wear" almost any vibe. Long hair hippie? Yep. Broomstick skirt and pigtails at Lilith fair? Yep! Preppy school girl? Vintage lady? 14th century peasant? Yes to all.
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“What would you think, to be such used?”
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 4:32 PM
“What would you think, to be such used?”
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
Then I must not be a democrat because what I want is ICE out of our cities, full accountability for their crimes, and a complete dismantling of the de facto slave patrol system set up by your own coworkers.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 3, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Then I must not be a democrat because what I want is ICE out of our cities, full accountability for their crimes, and a complete dismantling of the de facto slave patrol system set up by your own coworkers.
Pretttttyyyyy baaaabyyyhy
February 3, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Pretttttyyyyy baaaabyyyhy
In this shitty world, fine small joys, like this ridiculous floof with amazing eyelashes.
February 3, 2026 at 4:10 PM
In this shitty world, fine small joys, like this ridiculous floof with amazing eyelashes.
This is why I never leave the house.
January 30, 2026 at 6:06 PM
This is why I never leave the house.
5 jobs quote post thingie:
- Gas station attendant
- Manager of a TCBY
- Photographic Archive Consultant
- Envelope Stuffer
- Corporate Training Developer
I really have lived a thousand lives and a thousand years.
- Gas station attendant
- Manager of a TCBY
- Photographic Archive Consultant
- Envelope Stuffer
- Corporate Training Developer
I really have lived a thousand lives and a thousand years.
Babysitter
Circulation Clerk
Freelance writer/author
DSP
Parapro
Circulation Clerk
Freelance writer/author
DSP
Parapro
Reptile/Insect educator at a zoo (educating people, not the reptiles)
Corporate Communications VP
Public relations girl
Artist
Wildlife rehab support
…Yeah I’ve been all over the map lol
Corporate Communications VP
Public relations girl
Artist
Wildlife rehab support
…Yeah I’ve been all over the map lol
January 28, 2026 at 10:28 PM
5 jobs quote post thingie:
- Gas station attendant
- Manager of a TCBY
- Photographic Archive Consultant
- Envelope Stuffer
- Corporate Training Developer
I really have lived a thousand lives and a thousand years.
- Gas station attendant
- Manager of a TCBY
- Photographic Archive Consultant
- Envelope Stuffer
- Corporate Training Developer
I really have lived a thousand lives and a thousand years.
(Land) Seal of (Dis) Approval
January 28, 2026 at 5:43 PM
(Land) Seal of (Dis) Approval
Good morning from Meryem, who is hanging out with me in the living room because her dad ( @tsothoga.bsky.social ) is in Philly and I am a mediocre replacement.
January 28, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Good morning from Meryem, who is hanging out with me in the living room because her dad ( @tsothoga.bsky.social ) is in Philly and I am a mediocre replacement.
I'm doing a thing.
January 27, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I'm doing a thing.
May all your problems be quantum, and your joys be boulders.
January 27, 2026 at 3:22 PM
May all your problems be quantum, and your joys be boulders.
Little man says good morning specifically to @alexandraknew.bsky.social
January 27, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Little man says good morning specifically to @alexandraknew.bsky.social
This is all so fucked up. Everything. All of it.
January 26, 2026 at 2:10 PM
This is all so fucked up. Everything. All of it.
🎶🎶TOE BEANS.
TOE BEANS.
TOE BEANS.
TOE BBBBEEEEAAANS. 🎶🎶
TOE BEANS.
TOE BEANS.
TOE BBBBEEEEAAANS. 🎶🎶
January 21, 2026 at 6:20 PM
🎶🎶TOE BEANS.
TOE BEANS.
TOE BEANS.
TOE BBBBEEEEAAANS. 🎶🎶
TOE BEANS.
TOE BEANS.
TOE BBBBEEEEAAANS. 🎶🎶
Fire Zee Missiles is becoming more and more relevant. And yet, I am still le tired.
January 20, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Fire Zee Missiles is becoming more and more relevant. And yet, I am still le tired.
You guys. My dog is defective.
January 17, 2026 at 4:31 PM
You guys. My dog is defective.
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today's Kaitlan Bui poem is one of my fave things i've read in a while. so honored to get to share it.
"when he was my age, my grandfather would comb the scalp
of the forest for shells, then write letters to the families
of dead bodies he found."
https://www.havehashad.com/3vdnr
"when he was my age, my grandfather would comb the scalp
of the forest for shells, then write letters to the families
of dead bodies he found."
https://www.havehashad.com/3vdnr
shells by Kaitlan Bui
when he was my age, my grandfather would comb the scalp of the forest for shells, then write letters to the families of dead bodies he found. dog tags, they were called, because war makes humans…
www.havehashad.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:28 PM
today's Kaitlan Bui poem is one of my fave things i've read in a while. so honored to get to share it.
"when he was my age, my grandfather would comb the scalp
of the forest for shells, then write letters to the families
of dead bodies he found."
https://www.havehashad.com/3vdnr
"when he was my age, my grandfather would comb the scalp
of the forest for shells, then write letters to the families
of dead bodies he found."
https://www.havehashad.com/3vdnr
You know... I don't actually mind completing a text-based interview, where I can submit my answers in writing.
(I just completed a text-based interview, where I submitted my answers in writing.)
(I just completed a text-based interview, where I submitted my answers in writing.)
January 13, 2026 at 5:55 PM
You know... I don't actually mind completing a text-based interview, where I can submit my answers in writing.
(I just completed a text-based interview, where I submitted my answers in writing.)
(I just completed a text-based interview, where I submitted my answers in writing.)
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A few months ago, ICE hired me
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
slate.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
A few months ago, ICE hired me
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
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"I'm not in Minnesota -- what can I do to help?"
A list of ideas!
A list of ideas!
January 11, 2026 at 10:33 PM
"I'm not in Minnesota -- what can I do to help?"
A list of ideas!
A list of ideas!
If I offered $5 tarot card readings, who would be interested?
(3 cards, text based response, prolly Venmo?)
(3 cards, text based response, prolly Venmo?)
January 12, 2026 at 9:24 PM
If I offered $5 tarot card readings, who would be interested?
(3 cards, text based response, prolly Venmo?)
(3 cards, text based response, prolly Venmo?)
Reading the actual guidelines that define a task and surprisingly the requirements don't match what we are doing, especially when we spend a good chunk of time at the beginning of the semester doing it. So surprise. Much shock. Very confuse. /s
January 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Reading the actual guidelines that define a task and surprisingly the requirements don't match what we are doing, especially when we spend a good chunk of time at the beginning of the semester doing it. So surprise. Much shock. Very confuse. /s
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Things are shit but this bulldog crushing an obstacle course is a bright light!
youtu.be/1dQRLUDwnYk?...
youtu.be/1dQRLUDwnYk?...
Rudy the Bulldog Crushes the 2019 WKC Masters Agility Course | Westminster Dog Show
YouTube video by Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show
youtu.be
January 9, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Things are shit but this bulldog crushing an obstacle course is a bright light!
youtu.be/1dQRLUDwnYk?...
youtu.be/1dQRLUDwnYk?...