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Mermaid only ever on dry land by need. If I could get cake in the pool, I would be there now. She/her
Single mother who probably still gets more sex than elongated muskrats.
Single mother who probably still gets more sex than elongated muskrats.
Dear coworkers,
Super sorry that I pointed out that a recent craft project looks a lot like a medical procedure.
Super sorry that I pointed out that a recent craft project looks a lot like a medical procedure.
November 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Dear coworkers,
Super sorry that I pointed out that a recent craft project looks a lot like a medical procedure.
Super sorry that I pointed out that a recent craft project looks a lot like a medical procedure.
Perhaps an audiologist would help:
What B said "I would go HAM on a bowl of tomato soup.
What SEVERAL of us heard: "I would go down on a bowl of tomato soup"
What B said "I would go HAM on a bowl of tomato soup.
What SEVERAL of us heard: "I would go down on a bowl of tomato soup"
November 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Perhaps an audiologist would help:
What B said "I would go HAM on a bowl of tomato soup.
What SEVERAL of us heard: "I would go down on a bowl of tomato soup"
What B said "I would go HAM on a bowl of tomato soup.
What SEVERAL of us heard: "I would go down on a bowl of tomato soup"
Asshole hates the "new" woman that works in that room- she is an older woman that could not keep up with the kids in other classrooms very well but fits in well with the kids in that room, especially the kiddo that AH claims as her own. UH, dude. Miss S sits on the floor and has kiddo howling
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Asshole hates the "new" woman that works in that room- she is an older woman that could not keep up with the kids in other classrooms very well but fits in well with the kids in that room, especially the kiddo that AH claims as her own. UH, dude. Miss S sits on the floor and has kiddo howling
During our cabin trip next weekend, 1 or more of the gals have it in their head that we will start a dating profile for me and I literally said NO so hard I may have strained my throat.
November 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
During our cabin trip next weekend, 1 or more of the gals have it in their head that we will start a dating profile for me and I literally said NO so hard I may have strained my throat.
Once again let down by my non shefit S word bra when I jogged across the playground to stop a maniac who decided to slide down the slide on his back, head down. WHEEE.... ER ER ER ER... (he was uninjured but a little shaken up)
Yes. Ambulances in Wrath world do say ER ER ER ER. Deal with me.
Yes. Ambulances in Wrath world do say ER ER ER ER. Deal with me.
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Once again let down by my non shefit S word bra when I jogged across the playground to stop a maniac who decided to slide down the slide on his back, head down. WHEEE.... ER ER ER ER... (he was uninjured but a little shaken up)
Yes. Ambulances in Wrath world do say ER ER ER ER. Deal with me.
Yes. Ambulances in Wrath world do say ER ER ER ER. Deal with me.
Things I say too frequently at work:
Hands out of pants.
Shoes on at school
Don't put your hand in your butt
Don't wipe that there
TOO LOUD
Our class, when full, is split 3 boys/3 girls. Our boys are just disgusting little booger monsters. Just truly gross.
Hands out of pants.
Shoes on at school
Don't put your hand in your butt
Don't wipe that there
TOO LOUD
Our class, when full, is split 3 boys/3 girls. Our boys are just disgusting little booger monsters. Just truly gross.
November 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Things I say too frequently at work:
Hands out of pants.
Shoes on at school
Don't put your hand in your butt
Don't wipe that there
TOO LOUD
Our class, when full, is split 3 boys/3 girls. Our boys are just disgusting little booger monsters. Just truly gross.
Hands out of pants.
Shoes on at school
Don't put your hand in your butt
Don't wipe that there
TOO LOUD
Our class, when full, is split 3 boys/3 girls. Our boys are just disgusting little booger monsters. Just truly gross.
Whip Hardcheese.
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Whip Hardcheese.
Protip: don't tell your stumpy mother that she may be shrinking.
November 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Protip: don't tell your stumpy mother that she may be shrinking.
Previously he had NEVER made it through an entire play/choir performance etc. Usually didn't make it through the 2 minute mark. Thursday? Sat for the entire play performance, did not make a sound and at the end stood up and went back to class.
November 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Previously he had NEVER made it through an entire play/choir performance etc. Usually didn't make it through the 2 minute mark. Thursday? Sat for the entire play performance, did not make a sound and at the end stood up and went back to class.
Week 1: He had a self-harming meltdown bc we asked him to cut a piece of paper and glue it to another paper.
This past week: Did a full craft project while making a funny (but happy) sound and then had me come over and look at the finished thing.
This past week: Did a full craft project while making a funny (but happy) sound and then had me come over and look at the finished thing.
November 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Week 1: He had a self-harming meltdown bc we asked him to cut a piece of paper and glue it to another paper.
This past week: Did a full craft project while making a funny (but happy) sound and then had me come over and look at the finished thing.
This past week: Did a full craft project while making a funny (but happy) sound and then had me come over and look at the finished thing.
The other day I was eating a fun sized bag of reese's pieces and minding my own business when a small caveboy wandered up to me, smiled and then swiped my damn candy and housed that shit before I could say a word. You know what? Totally worth it just for that smile. Stolen candies are the best, CB.
November 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The other day I was eating a fun sized bag of reese's pieces and minding my own business when a small caveboy wandered up to me, smiled and then swiped my damn candy and housed that shit before I could say a word. You know what? Totally worth it just for that smile. Stolen candies are the best, CB.
You guys? How hard when Caveboy's mother kick me if I bought that bird obsessed boy a 2 foot tall honking chicken?
November 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
You guys? How hard when Caveboy's mother kick me if I bought that bird obsessed boy a 2 foot tall honking chicken?
The kid with the worst reputation in our class did have a rough start to the year for a lot of reasons. He is now the sweet, sad little boy that we all fight to comfort but outside of our room? His name is still being used as a cautionary tale and I suwhare to dog I am going to throw hands.
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The kid with the worst reputation in our class did have a rough start to the year for a lot of reasons. He is now the sweet, sad little boy that we all fight to comfort but outside of our room? His name is still being used as a cautionary tale and I suwhare to dog I am going to throw hands.
The 1 kid is continuing to refer to us as the characters we were on Halloween and it is just making us all grit our teeth just a little bit harder every single day.
November 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
The 1 kid is continuing to refer to us as the characters we were on Halloween and it is just making us all grit our teeth just a little bit harder every single day.
Oh my dog the people in this area have zero clue of how to drive in a roundabout to the point that I just said fuck it and started taking the long way home to avoid the entirety of that cluster fuck. "It will get better with time" Oh yeah? You want to put dime on that or what.
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Oh my dog the people in this area have zero clue of how to drive in a roundabout to the point that I just said fuck it and started taking the long way home to avoid the entirety of that cluster fuck. "It will get better with time" Oh yeah? You want to put dime on that or what.
Storytime with Oomie always brings about all new surprises bc while I do voices, actions etc, I don't read the book beforehand leaving us with the moment that I read about the snow falling down and while the hand motion I made was fine, the fact that I made a gobble gobble sound to go with it may
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Storytime with Oomie always brings about all new surprises bc while I do voices, actions etc, I don't read the book beforehand leaving us with the moment that I read about the snow falling down and while the hand motion I made was fine, the fact that I made a gobble gobble sound to go with it may
Old Principal, New Principal and potential new student's parents were on a tour. OP introduced our teacher but not by name, our asst teacher, this time by name and then motioned, rolled her eyes and sighed and said "and all of these paras" FIRST THINGS FIRST FUCK YOUUUU but also, you act like we
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Old Principal, New Principal and potential new student's parents were on a tour. OP introduced our teacher but not by name, our asst teacher, this time by name and then motioned, rolled her eyes and sighed and said "and all of these paras" FIRST THINGS FIRST FUCK YOUUUU but also, you act like we
My days are filled with moments that make me wonder if there is a gas leak in the building including this absolute howler: New boy, the child who gets totally nude to "get a poop" and will spend far too much time doing so if the other room is listening to something he finds interesting, decided
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
My days are filled with moments that make me wonder if there is a gas leak in the building including this absolute howler: New boy, the child who gets totally nude to "get a poop" and will spend far too much time doing so if the other room is listening to something he finds interesting, decided
Yesterday it was all too much for H so we turned to find her just weeping at her desk. Today it got too much for S and she got the hysterical, just about to snap laughter going on not once but twice. I wonder what I will do when I get to that point. Oooh boy, that tgiving break needs to hurry up
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Yesterday it was all too much for H so we turned to find her just weeping at her desk. Today it got too much for S and she got the hysterical, just about to snap laughter going on not once but twice. I wonder what I will do when I get to that point. Oooh boy, that tgiving break needs to hurry up
C got all bitchy about 1 of the kids in her class interacting with B- Teacher H literally shot that shit down today saying as long as B is ok and that student is acting appropriately that's B's calls to make, not yours. Sit down C, you are making a twat of yourself again.
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
C got all bitchy about 1 of the kids in her class interacting with B- Teacher H literally shot that shit down today saying as long as B is ok and that student is acting appropriately that's B's calls to make, not yours. Sit down C, you are making a twat of yourself again.
The asst. teacher in Worthless Shit's room told us that she is not allowed to ask the paras to do anything bc all assigned tasks and duties come from the teacher PERIOD and that things like lesson prep are out of their scope. First of all, as a para FUCK YOU but also, no, it is not. That is
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The asst. teacher in Worthless Shit's room told us that she is not allowed to ask the paras to do anything bc all assigned tasks and duties come from the teacher PERIOD and that things like lesson prep are out of their scope. First of all, as a para FUCK YOU but also, no, it is not. That is
2 of our students have already missed enough days that they have threatened them with court- 1 family is literally making an effort but there are a lot of issues that make them struggle including that kid's own health issues. When she does get to school she is literally so miserable in her own skin
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
2 of our students have already missed enough days that they have threatened them with court- 1 family is literally making an effort but there are a lot of issues that make them struggle including that kid's own health issues. When she does get to school she is literally so miserable in her own skin
Teacher J has been out for 3 days with bubble guts. His itty bitty tiny wife told him today that if he does not manage to keep anything down TODAY he will be going to the hospital and if she had to call his sister wives in to get him dragged there, she was all for it.
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Teacher J has been out for 3 days with bubble guts. His itty bitty tiny wife told him today that if he does not manage to keep anything down TODAY he will be going to the hospital and if she had to call his sister wives in to get him dragged there, she was all for it.
New boy is absolutely academically more advanced than our other kids and should be going back to public school next year- during his time with us we hope to fine tune his social skills including taking turns and keeping our hands to ourselves. Right now he is in that testing his limits stage of the
November 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
New boy is absolutely academically more advanced than our other kids and should be going back to public school next year- during his time with us we hope to fine tune his social skills including taking turns and keeping our hands to ourselves. Right now he is in that testing his limits stage of the
Music therapy brought in a keyboard so that we could all see what I already knew: new kid's dad is full of horseshit. Your kid is NOT a musical savant, he cannot play bach (etc), he plays around on an app on his tablet that creates beats. That's pretty cool but dude, still not a musical genius.
November 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Music therapy brought in a keyboard so that we could all see what I already knew: new kid's dad is full of horseshit. Your kid is NOT a musical savant, he cannot play bach (etc), he plays around on an app on his tablet that creates beats. That's pretty cool but dude, still not a musical genius.