Empress of Crows
@metasynchronic.bsky.social
Overeducated feral raccoon pretending to be human. 1209 years old. Extremely obscure and random. I was there when snark was invented. Possibly a Disney Princess.
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🩰👑📷♈️🥃🧀🐉
Idk, needs a cop emoji too I guess
November 16, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Idk, needs a cop emoji too I guess
We solved racism with an emoji
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
We solved racism with an emoji
I have a friend who has a design job that is if not exactly this, quite close to it.
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I have a friend who has a design job that is if not exactly this, quite close to it.
No comrades over 500.
November 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
No comrades over 500.
Sending you strength and love.
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Sending you strength and love.
Best line is still "because unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent."
Cringe moments include depiction of the "tomahawk chop", fat jokes, and sex/gender/orientation jokes.
Cringe moments include depiction of the "tomahawk chop", fat jokes, and sex/gender/orientation jokes.
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Best line is still "because unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent."
Cringe moments include depiction of the "tomahawk chop", fat jokes, and sex/gender/orientation jokes.
Cringe moments include depiction of the "tomahawk chop", fat jokes, and sex/gender/orientation jokes.
This was a fantastically bad film and mostly held up to previous expectations, but definitely a piece of work from a specific age.
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
This was a fantastically bad film and mostly held up to previous expectations, but definitely a piece of work from a specific age.
You outran the rain.
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
You outran the rain.
Snuggle baby!!
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Snuggle baby!!
Yeah those are AI artifacts
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Yeah those are AI artifacts
I will point out that I'm still anxious AF.
November 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I will point out that I'm still anxious AF.
And yet, I married one. I did subsequently divorce him and marry one who literally acts gobsmacked every single time I change my clothes. I am just mad I wasted my youth on fools. At 1209 years old, I really miss how cute I was at 480.
November 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
And yet, I married one. I did subsequently divorce him and marry one who literally acts gobsmacked every single time I change my clothes. I am just mad I wasted my youth on fools. At 1209 years old, I really miss how cute I was at 480.
I did! I'm not a monster!
She got some of this:
She got some of this:
October 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I did! I'm not a monster!
She got some of this:
She got some of this: