Empress of Crows
@metasynchronic.bsky.social
Overeducated feral raccoon pretending to be human. 1209 years old. Extremely obscure and random. I was there when snark was invented. Possibly a Disney Princess.
2🐈⬛
2🐕
🩰👑📷♈️🥃🧀🐉
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2🐕
🩰👑📷♈️🥃🧀🐉
LOOK HOW CUTE MY DOG IS
November 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
LOOK HOW CUTE MY DOG IS
Introduced Megaera to this cinematic masterpiece this evening.
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Introduced Megaera to this cinematic masterpiece this evening.
I'm a pretty pretty princess ballerina.
November 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I'm a pretty pretty princess ballerina.
Rebellious writing with glitter:
November 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Rebellious writing with glitter:
Was in my hot girl era for like....2 hours last night.
November 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Was in my hot girl era for like....2 hours last night.
Crow friends and cat friends
November 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Crow friends and cat friends
I did! I'm not a monster!
She got some of this:
She got some of this:
October 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I did! I'm not a monster!
She got some of this:
She got some of this:
PS why are my dog's eyelashes so fantastic?
October 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
PS why are my dog's eyelashes so fantastic?
We would like some cheese, mother.
Cc this is for all of you but especially for @yoganerd.bsky.social and @alexandraknew.bsky.social
Cc this is for all of you but especially for @yoganerd.bsky.social and @alexandraknew.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
We would like some cheese, mother.
Cc this is for all of you but especially for @yoganerd.bsky.social and @alexandraknew.bsky.social
Cc this is for all of you but especially for @yoganerd.bsky.social and @alexandraknew.bsky.social
National Black Cat Day so here are some black cats.
October 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
National Black Cat Day so here are some black cats.
I think I have two intimidation levels, probably 0, and then maybe 7?
October 24, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I think I have two intimidation levels, probably 0, and then maybe 7?
I have littermates as well:
October 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I have littermates as well:
The best woof.
October 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The best woof.
Also, Meryem would like to be excluded from the narrative
October 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Also, Meryem would like to be excluded from the narrative
Urgent update from the biscuit factory, Elphaba has reported to work
October 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Urgent update from the biscuit factory, Elphaba has reported to work
Orlando relocated but I'm still stuck.
October 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Orlando relocated but I'm still stuck.
My cats are sick of your shit.
October 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My cats are sick of your shit.
Mom, the cat is in my bed!!
October 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Mom, the cat is in my bed!!
3 years of this monster. I love her so. She's still an absolute baby. Last night she was running around being goofy with visitors. This morning, she was a super cuddle bug waiting for the alarm to go off.
October 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
3 years of this monster. I love her so. She's still an absolute baby. Last night she was running around being goofy with visitors. This morning, she was a super cuddle bug waiting for the alarm to go off.
Conversation with my mother (I'm the green text.) This probably explains a lot.
October 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Conversation with my mother (I'm the green text.) This probably explains a lot.
First Gotcha Day anniversary without the best boy who ever was. We had 12 perfect years, and my life was changed forever. Miss you forever, my sweet boy.
October 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
First Gotcha Day anniversary without the best boy who ever was. We had 12 perfect years, and my life was changed forever. Miss you forever, my sweet boy.