No1CurrAYB
@no1currayb.bsky.social
Guardian of the Gremlins. Indifferent to (most) boners. she/her BLM. Abortion is healthcare. Protect trans kids. Don't be an asshole.
Mama wants to read a book under a cozy blanket, and Leeloo... well, Leeloo just wants to be included
February 1, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Mama wants to read a book under a cozy blanket, and Leeloo... well, Leeloo just wants to be included
Her little toe beans 🥹
January 31, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Her little toe beans 🥹
🎵¿Quién es esa niña? (Who's that girl?)
Señorita más fina (who's that girl?)🎵
Señorita más fina (who's that girl?)🎵
January 31, 2026 at 1:48 AM
🎵¿Quién es esa niña? (Who's that girl?)
Señorita más fina (who's that girl?)🎵
Señorita más fina (who's that girl?)🎵
Ok well now I'm crying at work again because this song came on and I relate to it too much right now
January 30, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Ok well now I'm crying at work again because this song came on and I relate to it too much right now
Well now I am SOBBING in my open plan office 😭
January 30, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Well now I am SOBBING in my open plan office 😭
I love you.
Don't give up.
Don't give up.
January 28, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I love you.
Don't give up.
Don't give up.
My OB/GYN made a really apologetic face at me when he was telling me my hormone levels say I'm perimenopausal and I was like lmao I'VE BEEN SAYING this for a year, this is not news to me
January 28, 2026 at 2:06 AM
My OB/GYN made a really apologetic face at me when he was telling me my hormone levels say I'm perimenopausal and I was like lmao I'VE BEEN SAYING this for a year, this is not news to me
Once again it has been proven that the cruelty is the point. Fucking disgusting.
January 7, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Once again it has been proven that the cruelty is the point. Fucking disgusting.
Show me pictures of the most perfect creatures on earth, aka your pets 🥹
I'll start.
I'll start.
December 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Show me pictures of the most perfect creatures on earth, aka your pets 🥹
I'll start.
I'll start.
Oh ho! Now we've had a shift in attitude from "Leave me alone!" to "Can I have some cheese?"
December 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Oh ho! Now we've had a shift in attitude from "Leave me alone!" to "Can I have some cheese?"
Welp, I guess she's sick of my ass now
December 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Welp, I guess she's sick of my ass now
Absofuckinglutely not
December 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Absofuckinglutely not
She likes to follow me from our bedroom to the living room in the morning when I leave for work, and plops down to sleep in her bed lol. Basically showing me what a sucker I am for going to work while she gets to sleep all day.
December 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
She likes to follow me from our bedroom to the living room in the morning when I leave for work, and plops down to sleep in her bed lol. Basically showing me what a sucker I am for going to work while she gets to sleep all day.
🥹🥹🥹🥹
I'm totally not crying
I'm totally not crying
December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
🥹🥹🥹🥹
I'm totally not crying
I'm totally not crying
🥹 I just love her so much
December 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
🥹 I just love her so much
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
Lmao I had forgotten about this 😂😂
That baby is inside the mom looking like Ripley in the exosuit
That baby is inside the mom looking like Ripley in the exosuit
December 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Lmao I had forgotten about this 😂😂
That baby is inside the mom looking like Ripley in the exosuit
That baby is inside the mom looking like Ripley in the exosuit
I just remembered this bonkers ass story again and I'm sorry but wtf are these pictures? 😭😭😭
December 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I just remembered this bonkers ass story again and I'm sorry but wtf are these pictures? 😭😭😭
(In the tune of Three More Days by Ray Lamontagne)
🎶
Three more days
Girl you know I will be right there by your side, baby...
I know it's wrong to make your wear the cone
I know it's wrong that you can't chew on bones
I've just got to getcha this good job done
So I can take off this cone for you 🎶
🎶
Three more days
Girl you know I will be right there by your side, baby...
I know it's wrong to make your wear the cone
I know it's wrong that you can't chew on bones
I've just got to getcha this good job done
So I can take off this cone for you 🎶
December 4, 2025 at 4:48 AM
(In the tune of Three More Days by Ray Lamontagne)
🎶
Three more days
Girl you know I will be right there by your side, baby...
I know it's wrong to make your wear the cone
I know it's wrong that you can't chew on bones
I've just got to getcha this good job done
So I can take off this cone for you 🎶
🎶
Three more days
Girl you know I will be right there by your side, baby...
I know it's wrong to make your wear the cone
I know it's wrong that you can't chew on bones
I've just got to getcha this good job done
So I can take off this cone for you 🎶
If you guys haven't seen SISU yet, I highly recommend it. If you liked Inglourious Basterds or Django Unchained you will enjoy this. The sequel just came out a few weeks ago and I'm going to see it.
December 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
If you guys haven't seen SISU yet, I highly recommend it. If you liked Inglourious Basterds or Django Unchained you will enjoy this. The sequel just came out a few weeks ago and I'm going to see it.
I scored extra off an already discounted item because the sales guy and I were showing each other photos of our dogs lol. I showed him Leeloo's picture and he was like, "Awww, I can see how much you love her, look how you take care of her." 🥹 & came back 5 min later with another $350 off 🥰
December 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I scored extra off an already discounted item because the sales guy and I were showing each other photos of our dogs lol. I showed him Leeloo's picture and he was like, "Awww, I can see how much you love her, look how you take care of her." 🥹 & came back 5 min later with another $350 off 🥰
The vet did an exploratory procedure on Leeloo's paw today and it turned out to be a huge, gross abscess that's hurting her 😭 my poor girl is staying on pain meds, antibiotics and anti inflammatories until her follow up appt next week. The Cone of Shame shall stay til then 🥺
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The vet did an exploratory procedure on Leeloo's paw today and it turned out to be a huge, gross abscess that's hurting her 😭 my poor girl is staying on pain meds, antibiotics and anti inflammatories until her follow up appt next week. The Cone of Shame shall stay til then 🥺
Now auditioning for the role of Pixar lamp 🥺
November 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Now auditioning for the role of Pixar lamp 🥺