No1CurrAYB
@no1currayb.bsky.social
Guardian of the Gremlins. Indifferent to (most) boners. she/her BLM. Abortion is healthcare. Protect trans kids. Don't be an asshole.
She likes to follow me from our bedroom to the living room in the morning when I leave for work, and plops down to sleep in her bed lol. Basically showing me what a sucker I am for going to work while she gets to sleep all day.
December 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
She likes to follow me from our bedroom to the living room in the morning when I leave for work, and plops down to sleep in her bed lol. Basically showing me what a sucker I am for going to work while she gets to sleep all day.
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I'm totally not crying
I'm totally not crying
December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I'm totally not crying
I'm totally not crying
🥹 I just love her so much
December 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
🥹 I just love her so much
Lmao I had forgotten about this 😂😂
That baby is inside the mom looking like Ripley in the exosuit
That baby is inside the mom looking like Ripley in the exosuit
December 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Lmao I had forgotten about this 😂😂
That baby is inside the mom looking like Ripley in the exosuit
That baby is inside the mom looking like Ripley in the exosuit
This literally looks like something out of South Park 💀
December 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
This literally looks like something out of South Park 💀
I just remembered this bonkers ass story again and I'm sorry but wtf are these pictures? 😭😭😭
December 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I just remembered this bonkers ass story again and I'm sorry but wtf are these pictures? 😭😭😭
(In the tune of Three More Days by Ray Lamontagne)
🎶
Three more days
Girl you know I will be right there by your side, baby...
I know it's wrong to make your wear the cone
I know it's wrong that you can't chew on bones
I've just got to getcha this good job done
So I can take off this cone for you 🎶
🎶
Three more days
Girl you know I will be right there by your side, baby...
I know it's wrong to make your wear the cone
I know it's wrong that you can't chew on bones
I've just got to getcha this good job done
So I can take off this cone for you 🎶
December 4, 2025 at 4:48 AM
(In the tune of Three More Days by Ray Lamontagne)
🎶
Three more days
Girl you know I will be right there by your side, baby...
I know it's wrong to make your wear the cone
I know it's wrong that you can't chew on bones
I've just got to getcha this good job done
So I can take off this cone for you 🎶
🎶
Three more days
Girl you know I will be right there by your side, baby...
I know it's wrong to make your wear the cone
I know it's wrong that you can't chew on bones
I've just got to getcha this good job done
So I can take off this cone for you 🎶
Me in the living room with my broom 😅
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Me in the living room with my broom 😅
If you guys haven't seen SISU yet, I highly recommend it. If you liked Inglourious Basterds or Django Unchained you will enjoy this. The sequel just came out a few weeks ago and I'm going to see it.
December 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
If you guys haven't seen SISU yet, I highly recommend it. If you liked Inglourious Basterds or Django Unchained you will enjoy this. The sequel just came out a few weeks ago and I'm going to see it.
Pet tax for the uninitiated
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Pet tax for the uninitiated
Here's Leeloo wanting cuddles after she hurt her little foot. 🥺
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Here's Leeloo wanting cuddles after she hurt her little foot. 🥺
Taking a break from my usual morning jams to put myself in a more peppy mood
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Taking a break from my usual morning jams to put myself in a more peppy mood
Now auditioning for the role of Pixar lamp 🥺
November 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Now auditioning for the role of Pixar lamp 🥺
What's the point of having your hoomans pay a premium for good Los Angeles weather and a backyard when it's been raining for 2 weeks? She demands compensation!*
*Payments in cheese may be accepted.
*Payments in cheese may be accepted.
November 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
What's the point of having your hoomans pay a premium for good Los Angeles weather and a backyard when it's been raining for 2 weeks? She demands compensation!*
*Payments in cheese may be accepted.
*Payments in cheese may be accepted.
I opened her report card from daycare and I'm just a mess now 🥹
I love her so much😭
I love her so much😭
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I opened her report card from daycare and I'm just a mess now 🥹
I love her so much😭
I love her so much😭
Welp. I don't think anything else is getting done tonight, now that Her Highness has turned on Velcro Mode™️
November 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Welp. I don't think anything else is getting done tonight, now that Her Highness has turned on Velcro Mode™️
I mean... Look at her 👀😍😍😍
November 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I mean... Look at her 👀😍😍😍
I'm trying to keep myself from making high pitched squealing noises at her 😍😍😍
November 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I'm trying to keep myself from making high pitched squealing noises at her 😍😍😍
I'm totally not crying at work over this pic my husband sent me
October 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I'm totally not crying at work over this pic my husband sent me
Everybody stop what you're doing and look at this adorable cheesecloth ghost I made for Halloween.
October 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Everybody stop what you're doing and look at this adorable cheesecloth ghost I made for Halloween.
You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model...
October 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model...