Maxwell Edison
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Maxwell Edison
@maxwelledison.bsky.social
Regent, Ancilla, Sire.

Patron of the Arts.

he/him

Psalm 28:3-4
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"Laws are only as good as the willingness of people to enforce them," is the epitaph of this era.
Now would European leaders actually have the stomach for shooting at US forces if they seized Greenland next week?

Eh given how basically nobody has the stomach to even send troops to Ukraine right now I’m going to bet absolutely not.

In which case why shouldn’t Trump go for it, free real estate!
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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If I were actually a free thinker who questioned everything I might get to wondering why my government tries to make me mad at Somalis every time something new comes out about Epstein
December 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Only the GM and I showed up for work today. So we get to close the shop early
December 31, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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For those of us who pay quarterly taxes or any other payment by December 31, this unheralded change in postal policy can bite you in the butt. This could have other unforeseen consequences (e.g., mail-in balloting), but for now, this is more timely.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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THIS. Did you know sickle cell is curable, now? FULLY curable.

If you're feeling down or despairing about what FEELS like technology/advancement/science "standing still" or being fully malicious, I have great news: You're not paying attention to actual science. Just tech industry marketing.
meanwhile.... medicine has taken INSANE leaps and bounds in the last 2 years.
we're out here curing HIV and leukemia and creating 100% efficacy vaccines against all sorts of cancers, and now this??

between this and renewable energy outstripping fossil fuels in efficiency, the future is bright
Wanna see real-life miracles? Fund scientific research.

A team of US scientists just cured Alzheimer’s in mice — and there is now hope that the disease can be reversed in humans.
futurism.com/health-medic...
December 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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it's December 31, which means it's time for "this year in stupid: 2025 — part 3" — a three-part look back at an entire year’s worth of dumbfuckery.
thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
this year in stupid: 2025 — part 3
a three-part look back at an entire year’s worth of dumbfuckery
bit.ly
December 31, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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The power of suggestions ... "OpenAI Reportedly Planning to Make ChatGPT “Prioritize” Advertisers in Conversation" futurism.com/artificial-i...
OpenAI Reportedly Planning to Make ChatGPT "Prioritize" Advertisers in Conversation
OpenAI employees working on ChatGPT report plans to unleash sponsored advertisements above organic results.
futurism.com
December 31, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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FIC: Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death
(fic in which Isaac Chotiner interviews the organizer of the annual Lottery as described by Shirley Jackson)
Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death - Anonymous - The Lottery - Shirley Jackson [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 31, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Who's your favorite weird little guy from Molly's Weird Little Guys podcast?
December 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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New reporting says Don Jr. directly facilitated the pardon of a crypto whale who had promoted the Trump's family crypto. Jr. brought the pardon lawyer to the White House, and introduced him directly to his Dad. Pardon occurred right after. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/pardon-the...
December 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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This is perfect. The DOJ's embarrassing snafu with disappearing redactions was the fault of Elon Musk. Musk cancelled government subscriptions to Adobe programs that would have made the redactions permanent. What a pack of fools.
December 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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here we go (police incident report follows)
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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MIT’s NANDA initiative found that 95% of generative AI deployments fail after interviewing 150 execs, surveying 350 workers, and analyzing 300 projects. The real “productivity gains” seem to come from layoffs and squeezing more work from fewer people not AI.
MIT report: 95% of generative AI pilots at companies are failing
There’s a stark difference in success rates between companies that purchase AI tools from vendors and those that build them internally.
fortune.com
August 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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now for my favorite Portland Christmas tradition: giving fentanyl to small children in exchange for their Christmas candy
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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one lesser awful thing about the Epstein files is that genuine crimes against a huge number of children are being morphed into fuel for the influencer industrial complex who don't care about truth or accuracy and just want grist for the content mills
December 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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I wrote much less this year than I've written in the past five, so there's not a whole lot to revisit. This piece, though, I still think is probably the best article I've ever written, even if it was a dumb professional move to write it [free to read] www.patreon.com/posts/empero...
The Emperor’s Luxury SUV Isn’t Good, But He’d Still Kill Us All To Keep It | Victoria Scott
Get more from Victoria Scott on Patreon
www.patreon.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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this is strong evidence that while kids being hit by their parents or guardians is always bad, some adolescents do need to get socked in the mouth.

abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...
Boys at her school shared AI-generated, nude images of her. She was the one expelled
A 13-year-old girl at a Louisiana middle school got into a fight with classmates who were sharing AI-generated nude images of her
abcnews.go.com
December 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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We’ve identified a website that’s become the go-to store for the most radical fringe of the far-right to design and order patches from.
The Lithuanian online shop selling patches of designated Nazi terror groups
We discovered more than 300 patches for sale, from nearly every strain of the American and European far-right
decoherence.media
December 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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it's a mark of how fucked up the world is that this doesn't even phase me. at least he's paying the people he tortured. could be worse. off to read about conditions in our government's latest concentration camp.
In Mr Beast’s new video, a woman is alone for two weeks on a platform in the sky. and each day, a balloon is released at an inopportune moment for her. And if she fails to shoot the balloon with an arrow, they take a small portion of the platform that is her home
December 22, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Government of pedophiles. They're all tainted with this for the rest of their lives.
December 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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grimch
December 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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say what you will about Andrew Tate, but his decision to not have a chin likely saved his life in that fight. Just one of those uppercuts would've killed Bruce Campbell.
December 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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started / going
December 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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She continues to defend her brother, so let's keep that in mind about the type of men she supports.
Nicki Minaj's brother Jelani Maraj sentenced to 25 years to life for raping 11-year-old
A prison sentence has been handed down to Jelani Maraj, the brother of rapper Nicki Minaj, after he was convicted for predatory sexual assault.
www.usatoday.com
December 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM