max mccarthy
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People always tell me that I’m tall. I work on interaction prototyping at Apple. SF; he/they.
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forever torn between needing to eat and wanting to throw up
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half of all tech news lately is some variation of "the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer"
January 29, 2026 at 9:29 AM
half of all tech news lately is some variation of "the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer"
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One of every thousand American residents has been taken into custody by ICE in the last year.
A stunning detail the ICE chief shared in this hearing that was supposed to be a brag, except it isn't: ICE has arrested 379,000 people between Jan. 2025-Jan. 2026 -- but only 8,700 were suspected gang members or known suspected terrorists.
That's 2%! www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...
That's 2%! www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...
Congresswoman Uses Simple Math To Show How Broken ICE Is
www.huffpost.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:11 PM
One of every thousand American residents has been taken into custody by ICE in the last year.
if we’re going to hear these kind of histrionics anyway we may as well be airing actual gay pornography
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
if we’re going to hear these kind of histrionics anyway we may as well be airing actual gay pornography
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I have always found this construction incredibly corny but yes, we, as a human race, ”do not deserve” Benito. tasteless piggies hurtling toward a world of pure slop, how is the ~biggest pop star alive still a talented, idiosyncratic, humane, stylish person
February 9, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I have always found this construction incredibly corny but yes, we, as a human race, ”do not deserve” Benito. tasteless piggies hurtling toward a world of pure slop, how is the ~biggest pop star alive still a talented, idiosyncratic, humane, stylish person
wow i can’t believe the racist piece of shit president could possibly find it in him say something derogatory about the halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
wow i can’t believe the racist piece of shit president could possibly find it in him say something derogatory about the halftime show
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I think that advertising in any way for anything should be a felony
February 8, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I think that advertising in any way for anything should be a felony
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man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you
February 8, 2026 at 4:42 AM
man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you
it is such an exhausting time to have correct opinions
February 6, 2026 at 7:45 PM
it is such an exhausting time to have correct opinions
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who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice
February 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice
it might save everybody some time if we just released the names of the élites who did _not_ associate themselves with epstein?
February 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
it might save everybody some time if we just released the names of the élites who did _not_ associate themselves with epstein?
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noam chomsky probably just kept in touch with jeffrey epstein to study his remarkable approach to linguistics. like jane goodall watching the apes go all crazy with a space bar and a comma key
February 2, 2026 at 8:26 PM
noam chomsky probably just kept in touch with jeffrey epstein to study his remarkable approach to linguistics. like jane goodall watching the apes go all crazy with a space bar and a comma key
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rum and coke if he dies by stroke
vodka cran if it’s on the can
tequila sun for a man with a gun
a whiskey black for a heart attack
idk i don’t have any more rhymes
vodka cran if it’s on the can
tequila sun for a man with a gun
a whiskey black for a heart attack
idk i don’t have any more rhymes
i think first drink for me when it happens will be champagne, that's obvious, but i feel as though i need to script at least a couple plays deep for this one
January 29, 2026 at 2:24 AM
rum and coke if he dies by stroke
vodka cran if it’s on the can
tequila sun for a man with a gun
a whiskey black for a heart attack
idk i don’t have any more rhymes
vodka cran if it’s on the can
tequila sun for a man with a gun
a whiskey black for a heart attack
idk i don’t have any more rhymes
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mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get
January 25, 2026 at 4:31 PM
mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get
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A fun thing about everyone being furious but also (mostly) too smart to fedpost is that the TL is full of statements like “Evil is bad.” or “Sometimes actions are justified.”, a weird kind of poetry.
January 25, 2026 at 3:04 AM
A fun thing about everyone being furious but also (mostly) too smart to fedpost is that the TL is full of statements like “Evil is bad.” or “Sometimes actions are justified.”, a weird kind of poetry.
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this tweet does not violate 18 USC 871
June 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
this tweet does not violate 18 USC 871
forever torn between needing to eat and wanting to throw up
January 24, 2026 at 7:49 PM
forever torn between needing to eat and wanting to throw up
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Doesn’t it make you crazy? Doesn’t it turn your blood to fucking gasoline?
People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie
January 24, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Doesn’t it make you crazy? Doesn’t it turn your blood to fucking gasoline?
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“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
January 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
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Ferguson never ended. The War on Terror abuses never ended. The fight against global fascism never ended. The Civil War never ended.
We are all still caught in history’s storm
We are all still caught in history’s storm
January 24, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Ferguson never ended. The War on Terror abuses never ended. The fight against global fascism never ended. The Civil War never ended.
We are all still caught in history’s storm
We are all still caught in history’s storm
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once again i am asking literally anyone in a position of power to do literally anything so that our neighbors stop getting fucking murdered in the street
January 24, 2026 at 3:58 PM
once again i am asking literally anyone in a position of power to do literally anything so that our neighbors stop getting fucking murdered in the street
solidarity with minneapolis always, but especially tomorrow ✊
January 23, 2026 at 3:32 AM
solidarity with minneapolis always, but especially tomorrow ✊
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you know who’s been slacking? natural causes. the man is ripe for the taking but natural causes are asleep at the wheel
January 21, 2026 at 2:23 PM
you know who’s been slacking? natural causes. the man is ripe for the taking but natural causes are asleep at the wheel
please happen! please be happening!!!
January 21, 2026 at 5:07 AM
please happen! please be happening!!!
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i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory
January 20, 2026 at 5:02 PM
i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory