max mccarthy
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People always tell me that I’m tall. I work on interaction prototyping at Apple. SF; he/they.
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max mccarthy
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· May 8
ridiculous that i am just a loose collection of molecules that has somehow decided to "feel bad" this morning
friends, i absolutely insist that you roast a whole head of garlic (after cutting off the stem) for an hour at 350°F and then once it is cooled, squeeze and mix into some softened, salted butter and cook everything else you eat with that butter
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
friends, i absolutely insist that you roast a whole head of garlic (after cutting off the stem) for an hour at 350°F and then once it is cooled, squeeze and mix into some softened, salted butter and cook everything else you eat with that butter
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if your enemies are offering starvation OR disease OR both, your job is to tell them to go fuck themselves and demand neither. i will never believe any rationale otherwise.
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
if your enemies are offering starvation OR disease OR both, your job is to tell them to go fuck themselves and demand neither. i will never believe any rationale otherwise.
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if they were going to cave anyway they should’ve done it a week ago to spare SNAP recipients the agony.
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
if they were going to cave anyway they should’ve done it a week ago to spare SNAP recipients the agony.
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Schumer and the Dems are about to teach Trump the lesson that they’ll cave whenever he abuses power to sufficiently hurt people.
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Schumer and the Dems are about to teach Trump the lesson that they’ll cave whenever he abuses power to sufficiently hurt people.
elon musk is a traitor and a mass murderer
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
elon musk is a traitor and a mass murderer
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this was so much fun we should have elections every year
November 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
this was so much fun we should have elections every year
this was so much fun we should have elections every year
November 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
this was so much fun we should have elections every year
based on these election results i think most americans agree we should **** the president
****impeach
****impeach
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
based on these election results i think most americans agree we should **** the president
****impeach
****impeach
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turning on the CNN coverage of the NY election with a wide, placid smile on my face
November 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
turning on the CNN coverage of the NY election with a wide, placid smile on my face
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zohran mamdani you absolute beauty!!!
June 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
zohran mamdani you absolute beauty!!!
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
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mine eyes? seeing the glory.
the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored? trampled.
the faithful lighting of his terrible swift sword? buddy, you better believe that's loosed.
the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored? trampled.
the faithful lighting of his terrible swift sword? buddy, you better believe that's loosed.
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
mine eyes? seeing the glory.
the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored? trampled.
the faithful lighting of his terrible swift sword? buddy, you better believe that's loosed.
the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored? trampled.
the faithful lighting of his terrible swift sword? buddy, you better believe that's loosed.
i am being censored by 18 U.S. Code § 871
November 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
i am being censored by 18 U.S. Code § 871
every year i vote early by mail and then, without fail, forget to wear the "i voted" sticker on election day
November 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
every year i vote early by mail and then, without fail, forget to wear the "i voted" sticker on election day
i hope hell is real so dick cheney can be surrounded by his friends :)
November 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
i hope hell is real so dick cheney can be surrounded by his friends :)
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by far the best things to donate are money (food banks can purchase in bulk far better than you or i) and volunteer time. don’t go out and buy food, just give cash.
i made donations to my local food banks today. please do the same, if you are able. federal funding for SNAP runs out in less than a week, and adults and children alike will starve if we don't step up to help.
October 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
by far the best things to donate are money (food banks can purchase in bulk far better than you or i) and volunteer time. don’t go out and buy food, just give cash.
didn’t they like just change the rules of baseball to make it less intolerable
October 28, 2025 at 5:34 AM
didn’t they like just change the rules of baseball to make it less intolerable
i made donations to my local food banks today. please do the same, if you are able. federal funding for SNAP runs out in less than a week, and adults and children alike will starve if we don't step up to help.
October 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
i made donations to my local food banks today. please do the same, if you are able. federal funding for SNAP runs out in less than a week, and adults and children alike will starve if we don't step up to help.
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If you live in San Francisco, today is a good day to familiarize yourself with the San Francisco Rapid Response Network, which has a 24-hour hotline for reporting ICE raids, actually verifies those raid reports, and does attorney activation: sfilen.org/resources/sf...
SFILEN
San Francisco Immigrant Legal & Education Network
sfilen.org
October 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
If you live in San Francisco, today is a good day to familiarize yourself with the San Francisco Rapid Response Network, which has a 24-hour hotline for reporting ICE raids, actually verifies those raid reports, and does attorney activation: sfilen.org/resources/sf...
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
palm springs is so gay (laudatory) but why then did i end up sharing the hotel hot tub with a maga couple from the same town as charlie kirk's murderer
October 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
palm springs is so gay (laudatory) but why then did i end up sharing the hotel hot tub with a maga couple from the same town as charlie kirk's murderer
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there is a perfect hyperdimensional jewel made of every word a human being has ever written, and all the correspondences between those words. people mostly use it to get insane household repair tips or jerk off. i guess it basically runs the government now
April 20, 2025 at 6:51 AM
there is a perfect hyperdimensional jewel made of every word a human being has ever written, and all the correspondences between those words. people mostly use it to get insane household repair tips or jerk off. i guess it basically runs the government now
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I'm a single issue voter and my single issue is "do you want to feed my friends into a wood chipper", if your bitch ass can't manage a weak little "no" then get the fuck out of my face!!!!
Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
October 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I'm a single issue voter and my single issue is "do you want to feed my friends into a wood chipper", if your bitch ass can't manage a weak little "no" then get the fuck out of my face!!!!
announcement: i will be using the term "short king" exclusively to refer to men who are taller than 6′0″ but shorter than i am (6′3″)
October 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
announcement: i will be using the term "short king" exclusively to refer to men who are taller than 6′0″ but shorter than i am (6′3″)