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Matt Scalici
@mattscalici.bsky.social
Recovering sportswriter, co-host of the pop culture podcast For The Watercooler.
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Jeffrey Epstein sitting in Professor X's Cerebro helmet to locate every sex offender on the planet and broadcast to them a single global telepathic pulse that says "i,,m the .email pedaphole"
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Been working my way through Ingmar Bergman’s movies (probably not the best idea for a person with diagnosed depression!) and just got to The Virgin Spring.

Simultaneously one of the darkest and most beautiful movies you’ll ever see.
November 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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if your ideology is based on the idea that it is justifiable to prey on the weak there isn't going to be a meaningful boundary you can draw between looting from the poor and sexually exploiting kids. i don't think every conservative is a pervert but that is the logical conclusion of their beliefs
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
These people didn’t have a damn care in the world, dancing their little white yuppy asses off
Steve Winwood - Valerie (Live at Royal Albert Hall 1988)
YouTube video by Skaczula
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November 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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You want Auburn to fire Hugh Freeze? You want a dim, scandal-tarred Auburn football coach to need work? Think before you speak, son!
November 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
If Hugh isn’t gone by tomorrow night, that fanbase will do a January 6th on the athletic department and trust me, those guys know how to do a January 6th
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Pretty funny that Texas is finally playing well and nobody is seeing it
November 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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obviously it is going to be difficult for LSU to pay Brian Kelly's $53 million buyout if they choose to fire him. however, if he were to be eaten by some sort of crocodile or oversized nutria...
October 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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(this is just how Kalen DeBoer teams work, I don't even think they were worried)
October 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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One of my favorite things to do when Bama is in a close game is text @mattscalici.bsky.social to ask him if he’s busy. And he’s such an angel that he always plays along & doesn’t murder me
October 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Gotta block ‘em all!
Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday.
Flush these turds HERE -

bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 18, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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A lot of people saying they lost respect for Hugh Freeze because he didn’t light into the refs in the post game, personally I lost respect for him when I learned he used to peep on middle school girls while they changed clothes.
October 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Round of applause for Georgia

🫸🏼🤏🏼 🫸🏼🤏🏼 🫸🏼🤏🏼
October 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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"This ain't a fucking game, man. This is everything! Do you want this? What are you willing to sacrifice?"
"EVERYTHING!"

Episode 104: HIM ft. @cwdarney.bsky.social & @mattscalici.bsky.social of For The Watercooler, out everywhere.
October 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Maj-Britt Nilsson from Ingmar Bergman’s Summer Interlude looks exactly like Clairo. This has been today’s “Post For No One”, thank you.
October 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Kadyn Proctor now doing ads for Taco Casa. Officially cemented as an Alabama legend.
October 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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I loved this episode so much 🥰😂
It’s the annual For The Watercooler/ @bloodybroads.bsky.social crossover! @glitterburrito.bsky.social and @theluckysharms.bsky.social join us to talk Barbarian and Weapons plus play this week’s trivia game about cinema’s greatest gags! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/f...
October 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It’s the annual For The Watercooler/ @bloodybroads.bsky.social crossover! @glitterburrito.bsky.social and @theluckysharms.bsky.social join us to talk Barbarian and Weapons plus play this week’s trivia game about cinema’s greatest gags! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/f...
October 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Touchdowns and fans needing to touch grass - everything we love all in one very messy movie.

Episode 104: HIM, featuring Fir Tge Watercooler friends @cwdarney.bsky.social & @mattscalici.bsky.social , out wherever you listen 🏈

open.spotify.com/episode/4PZt...
October 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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I’m on multiple podcasts this week,
starting with our annual @bloodybroads.bsky.social x For The Watercooler crossover episodes

BB on FTW: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/f...

FTW on BB: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Barbarian & Weapons with The Bloody Broads
Podcast Episode · For The Watercooler · 10/01/2025 · 1h 34m
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October 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Trump is asking us to start choosing groups we're willing to abandon, and the only way to make him stop is to be clear we're not fucking abandoning ANYONE.

Call your reps. Call your fucking reps. Especially in red states. Use the @5calls.org app, it's easy and free.
September 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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There’s a lot of Psychology happening with early 2000s nostalgia slop but especially among zoomers it does seem like there’s just a real hankering for less phone, and therefore the time before phone is the glorious past to which we must return
September 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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"Transitions of power are never peaceful."

Episode 104 HIM ft. Caroline & @mattscalici.bsky.social of For The Watercooler, out this Wednesday.
September 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The one week I had to be away from SEC Shorts and they crushed it youtu.be/XSB3v0MG1hE?...
September 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Georgia DB after the whistle
ROW THE AIRBOAT
September 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM