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Matt Scalici
@mattscalici.bsky.social
Recovering sportswriter, co-host of the pop culture podcast For The Watercooler.
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like a man divorcing his wife but still acting extremely married to her while openly dating other women, which would be cra-ohhhhhhhh
Kirk Herbstreit implores Ole Miss administrators to allow Lane Kiffin to coach the Rebels — if he leaves for LSU — and let him finish what he and his players started.
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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I honestly became friends with @mattscalici.bsky.social at our mutual pals’ tailgate before multiple iron bowls, & I love the memories so much, bc it became our running joke of “if Matt’s in AU covering the IB, we are def gonna win.” 😂

This is perfect. WAR DAMN SCAMLICI!🫶 www.al.com/ironbowl/202...
Jordan-Hare Stadium is a portal to Hell
Mock it, doubt it, dismiss it. The Portal to Hell will open all the same.
www.al.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I wrote an Iron Bowl column
Jordan-Hare Stadium is a portal to Hell
Mock it, doubt it, dismiss it. The Portal to Hell will open all the same.
www.al.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Thanks to @celebrityhottub.bsky.social for his role in one of my favorite pieces of podcasting I’ve ever been a part of
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Jeffrey Epstein sitting in Professor X's Cerebro helmet to locate every sex offender on the planet and broadcast to them a single global telepathic pulse that says "i,,m the .email pedaphole"
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Been working my way through Ingmar Bergman’s movies (probably not the best idea for a person with diagnosed depression!) and just got to The Virgin Spring.

Simultaneously one of the darkest and most beautiful movies you’ll ever see.
November 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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if your ideology is based on the idea that it is justifiable to prey on the weak there isn't going to be a meaningful boundary you can draw between looting from the poor and sexually exploiting kids. i don't think every conservative is a pervert but that is the logical conclusion of their beliefs
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
These people didn’t have a damn care in the world, dancing their little white yuppy asses off
Steve Winwood - Valerie (Live at Royal Albert Hall 1988)
YouTube video by Skaczula
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November 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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You want Auburn to fire Hugh Freeze? You want a dim, scandal-tarred Auburn football coach to need work? Think before you speak, son!
November 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
If Hugh isn’t gone by tomorrow night, that fanbase will do a January 6th on the athletic department and trust me, those guys know how to do a January 6th
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Pretty funny that Texas is finally playing well and nobody is seeing it
November 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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obviously it is going to be difficult for LSU to pay Brian Kelly's $53 million buyout if they choose to fire him. however, if he were to be eaten by some sort of crocodile or oversized nutria...
October 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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(this is just how Kalen DeBoer teams work, I don't even think they were worried)
October 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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One of my favorite things to do when Bama is in a close game is text @mattscalici.bsky.social to ask him if he’s busy. And he’s such an angel that he always plays along & doesn’t murder me
October 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Gotta block ‘em all!
Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday.
Flush these turds HERE -

bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 18, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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A lot of people saying they lost respect for Hugh Freeze because he didn’t light into the refs in the post game, personally I lost respect for him when I learned he used to peep on middle school girls while they changed clothes.
October 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Round of applause for Georgia

🫸🏼🤏🏼 🫸🏼🤏🏼 🫸🏼🤏🏼
October 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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"This ain't a fucking game, man. This is everything! Do you want this? What are you willing to sacrifice?"
"EVERYTHING!"

Episode 104: HIM ft. @cwdarney.bsky.social & @mattscalici.bsky.social of For The Watercooler, out everywhere.
October 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Maj-Britt Nilsson from Ingmar Bergman’s Summer Interlude looks exactly like Clairo. This has been today’s “Post For No One”, thank you.
October 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Kadyn Proctor now doing ads for Taco Casa. Officially cemented as an Alabama legend.
October 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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I loved this episode so much 🥰😂
It’s the annual For The Watercooler/ @bloodybroads.bsky.social crossover! @glitterburrito.bsky.social and @theluckysharms.bsky.social join us to talk Barbarian and Weapons plus play this week’s trivia game about cinema’s greatest gags! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/f...
October 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It’s the annual For The Watercooler/ @bloodybroads.bsky.social crossover! @glitterburrito.bsky.social and @theluckysharms.bsky.social join us to talk Barbarian and Weapons plus play this week’s trivia game about cinema’s greatest gags! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/f...
October 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Touchdowns and fans needing to touch grass - everything we love all in one very messy movie.

Episode 104: HIM, featuring Fir Tge Watercooler friends @cwdarney.bsky.social & @mattscalici.bsky.social , out wherever you listen 🏈

open.spotify.com/episode/4PZt...
October 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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I’m on multiple podcasts this week,
starting with our annual @bloodybroads.bsky.social x For The Watercooler crossover episodes

BB on FTW: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/f...

FTW on BB: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Barbarian & Weapons with The Bloody Broads
Podcast Episode · For The Watercooler · 10/01/2025 · 1h 34m
podcasts.apple.com
October 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM