Matt Parrish
@mattparrish.bsky.social
So the use cases we have for Bitcoin so far are: (1) legally bribe a sitting president, and (2) facilitate untraceable ransom payments.
Great technology, don't know what we ever did without it.
Great technology, don't know what we ever did without it.
BREAKING
In a new video, Savannah Guthrie, joined by her sister and brother, speaks directly to the person or persons who abducted their mother, Nancy, and says she will pay the ransom to have her returned.
In a new video, Savannah Guthrie, joined by her sister and brother, speaks directly to the person or persons who abducted their mother, Nancy, and says she will pay the ransom to have her returned.
February 10, 2026 at 2:44 PM
So the use cases we have for Bitcoin so far are: (1) legally bribe a sitting president, and (2) facilitate untraceable ransom payments.
Great technology, don't know what we ever did without it.
Great technology, don't know what we ever did without it.
You're not going to believe this, but this man has been divorced twice.
BREAKING: Nigel Farage calls for an end to working from home and the focus on work-life balance
"People aren't more productive working from home - it's a load of nonsense”
Whatever you do JUST DON’T VOTE REFORM!
"People aren't more productive working from home - it's a load of nonsense”
Whatever you do JUST DON’T VOTE REFORM!
February 9, 2026 at 7:16 PM
You're not going to believe this, but this man has been divorced twice.
This is an old school throwback shitty Super Bowl like we had every year in the 80s-90s
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
This is an old school throwback shitty Super Bowl like we had every year in the 80s-90s
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Tough night for Pats fans. Zero points scored, halftime show wasn't in English, and your best player’s last name is “Gonzalez“
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Tough night for Pats fans. Zero points scored, halftime show wasn't in English, and your best player’s last name is “Gonzalez“
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Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
February 4, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
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I remember when the Atlanta Falcons won the Super Bowl 28-3 before their lead just was magically whittled away.
Mike Johnson on Trump calling for Rs to "nationalize" elections: "We had 3 Republicans who were ahead on election day in last cycle & every time a new tranche of ballots came in they just magically whittled away until their leads were lost. It looks on its face to be fraudulent. Can I prove it? No"
February 3, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I remember when the Atlanta Falcons won the Super Bowl 28-3 before their lead just was magically whittled away.
So now the Union is seceding, basically
Markwayne Mullin: "I agree with what Lindsey is saying on defunding these sanctuary cities. We should pull our TSA agents out of their airports and not allow their airpot to be classified as international or even a regional hub. We should pull all of our aid."
February 3, 2026 at 1:29 PM
So now the Union is seceding, basically
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The charges against Don Lemon are ridiculous. He’s a target because he’s black, because he’s media, and because he’s a Trump critic, and because Trump and his minions cannot accept any dissent. It’s deeply pathetic, unamerican, and lawless.
January 30, 2026 at 2:19 PM
The charges against Don Lemon are ridiculous. He’s a target because he’s black, because he’s media, and because he’s a Trump critic, and because Trump and his minions cannot accept any dissent. It’s deeply pathetic, unamerican, and lawless.
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we’re right about ai too
January 27, 2026 at 2:23 PM
we’re right about ai too
The people out on the streets in the cold in Minneapolis are American heroes, mark it down.
NewsNation is reporting that "Bovino and his unit will be leaving Minnesota after today"
January 26, 2026 at 9:52 PM
The people out on the streets in the cold in Minneapolis are American heroes, mark it down.
It's weird how this was not their position when armed militants staged a protest in Michigan's state capitol during covid. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020...
January 26, 2026 at 4:24 PM
It's weird how this was not their position when armed militants staged a protest in Michigan's state capitol during covid. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020...
God damn
January 26, 2026 at 3:55 AM
God damn
They just fucking performed a summary execution on the street. No judge, no jury, no appeals. A bunch of yahoos with no training decided to kill him, and that’s it.
January 24, 2026 at 9:55 PM
They just fucking performed a summary execution on the street. No judge, no jury, no appeals. A bunch of yahoos with no training decided to kill him, and that’s it.
Minnesotans are badasses.
It is -9 degrees without windchill. I have retreated to the Skyway. But the streets are full and they keep coming. There have been larger protests but I can’t think of that’s been more hazardous to bare skin.
January 23, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Minnesotans are badasses.
Nobody uses the word "falsehoods" when they mean "lies" besides the NYTimes and first-grade teachers
January 21, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Nobody uses the word "falsehoods" when they mean "lies" besides the NYTimes and first-grade teachers
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Jesus famously did not disrupt proceedings at a place of worship and call out religious hypocrisy
Rep. Keith Self on anti-ICE protesters who disrupted a church service in the Twin Cities: "I compare them to Hamas who live-streamed the attack in Israel that killed hundreds of people. They want to instill terror."
January 20, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Jesus famously did not disrupt proceedings at a place of worship and call out religious hypocrisy
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The Nobel Peace Prize becoming so prestigious that wars are fought over a head of state coveting it is some real monkey paw stuff for Alfred Nobel.
January 19, 2026 at 8:47 AM
The Nobel Peace Prize becoming so prestigious that wars are fought over a head of state coveting it is some real monkey paw stuff for Alfred Nobel.
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friendly reminder
The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone.
which they will be
The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone.
which they will be
January 15, 2026 at 2:52 PM
friendly reminder
The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone.
which they will be
The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone.
which they will be
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I think the disconnect between Atlantic elites is that Americans think Donald Trump is a kid getting to drive a monster truck for Make A Wish and Europeans and Canadians think Donald Trump is the president of the United States.
January 14, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I think the disconnect between Atlantic elites is that Americans think Donald Trump is a kid getting to drive a monster truck for Make A Wish and Europeans and Canadians think Donald Trump is the president of the United States.
At the risk of speaking ill of the dead, the world is a better place now that this bootlicking bastard is dead. oops.
Scott Adams, creator of the long-running comic strip Dilbert, who courted controversy as a late-career political and social commentator, has died at age 68.
Access the free article here: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Access the free article here: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
At the risk of speaking ill of the dead, the world is a better place now that this bootlicking bastard is dead. oops.
Hey @yalelawschool-yls.bsky.social, I think you might want to start issuing grades again.
JD Vance: "The War Powers Act is fundamentally a fake and unconstitutional law"
January 9, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Hey @yalelawschool-yls.bsky.social, I think you might want to start issuing grades again.
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They will murder you and put the gun in your hand
Kristi Noem accuses the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis of committing an act of "domestic terrorism"
January 7, 2026 at 7:46 PM
They will murder you and put the gun in your hand
Abolish ICE, prosecute the perpetrators
This is the video.
January 7, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Abolish ICE, prosecute the perpetrators
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Still waiting to learn what’s going on here.
15k living in Caracas beginning of last year 🙃
15k living in Caracas beginning of last year 🙃
broken record here but it is insane that i am more concerned with the 20kish Americans living in venezuela than the entire national press
January 3, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Still waiting to learn what’s going on here.
15k living in Caracas beginning of last year 🙃
15k living in Caracas beginning of last year 🙃