Matt Parrish
@mattparrish.bsky.social
The dude with intimate access to both Trump and (apparently) Epstein? Yeah, him.
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The dude with intimate access to both Trump and (apparently) Epstein? Yeah, him.
The Falcons do not spark joy
October 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The Falcons do not spark joy
There used to be entire weeks when we didn't even have to think about Joe Biden as President.
June 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
There used to be entire weeks when we didn't even have to think about Joe Biden as President.
This thing is trash
May 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
This thing is trash
This man played 15 years in a HOF career w/o making a single healthy choice other than “eventually going to bed”
May 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This man played 15 years in a HOF career w/o making a single healthy choice other than “eventually going to bed”
Jesus this is bleak
May 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Jesus this is bleak
The average American has three friends
May 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The average American has three friends
I read this today and was just, like, oh
April 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I read this today and was just, like, oh
Ah, so i guess this was a strike then
March 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Ah, so i guess this was a strike then
Is anyone arguing "no, the Democrats are doing great, don't need to do anything else, crushing it"?
March 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Is anyone arguing "no, the Democrats are doing great, don't need to do anything else, crushing it"?
When your attorney goes to the wrong city to argue on your behalf
February 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
When your attorney goes to the wrong city to argue on your behalf
SU. ALEXANDER, Alabama
Looked like he had on a pair of shoulder pads over another pair of shoulder pads.
Looked like he had on a pair of shoulder pads over another pair of shoulder pads.
January 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
SU. ALEXANDER, Alabama
Looked like he had on a pair of shoulder pads over another pair of shoulder pads.
Looked like he had on a pair of shoulder pads over another pair of shoulder pads.
Thank god for the fuzzy pompom on his hat, he could've been hurt.
January 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Thank god for the fuzzy pompom on his hat, he could've been hurt.
