Matt Parrish
@mattparrish.bsky.social
So nice to get my weekly Falcons gut punch out of the way early, got the rest of my Sunday ahead of me now
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
So nice to get my weekly Falcons gut punch out of the way early, got the rest of my Sunday ahead of me now
Love my Big Blue State of Georgia.
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
November 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Love my Big Blue State of Georgia.
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Remember, we learned in 2021 that a win by the out party in a Virginia gubernatorial election fully nullifies any presidential mandate. I don’t make the rules
November 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Remember, we learned in 2021 that a win by the out party in a Virginia gubernatorial election fully nullifies any presidential mandate. I don’t make the rules
Who could have predicted this?
New: The FBI is quietly urging ICE agents to properly ID themselves in the field.
In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.
By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.
By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves
In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.
www.wired.com
November 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Who could have predicted this?
The Hawks are never beating the allegations of being a money laundering organization in disguise. www.nytimes.com/athletic/677...
Former Atlanta Hawks senior VP charged with embezzling $3.8M to buy Porsche, tickets
The SVP of finance, who no longer works for the Hawks, is accused of changing financial reports to hide his company credit card charges.
www.nytimes.com
November 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The Hawks are never beating the allegations of being a money laundering organization in disguise. www.nytimes.com/athletic/677...
Something about the ChatGPT television ad spots are just...off. The fact there's no "pitch" makes them feel menacing, like ChatGPT is inevitable, so no pitch is necesssary. Do not like.
November 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Something about the ChatGPT television ad spots are just...off. The fact there's no "pitch" makes them feel menacing, like ChatGPT is inevitable, so no pitch is necesssary. Do not like.
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Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
sting? fucking STING? who in 2025 wants to see solo sting? this has to be a joke
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
NFL Succumbs To Bad Bunny Criticism And Announces Special Super Bowl Concert With Sting
In an unexpected bid to calm the frenzy over Bad Bunny headlining the 2026 Super Bowl show, the NFL has introduced a special feature.
www.yahoo.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
Uh-oh, the bureaucrats have spoken, we have to fold up tents now www.nytimes.com/2025/10/27/u...
Top Federal Workers’ Union Breaks With Democrats on Shutdown
www.nytimes.com
October 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Uh-oh, the bureaucrats have spoken, we have to fold up tents now www.nytimes.com/2025/10/27/u...
The Falcons do not spark joy
October 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The Falcons do not spark joy
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Mariners fans have to be the happiest people on the planet at this particular moment. It’s nice.
October 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Mariners fans have to be the happiest people on the planet at this particular moment. It’s nice.
Dan Orlovsky Stop Talking for Ten Seconds Challenge
October 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Dan Orlovsky Stop Talking for Ten Seconds Challenge
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Now THIS is how you do cap circumvention.
October 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Now THIS is how you do cap circumvention.
Hey can you summarize the Battle of Midway in three sentences?
They lost because Yamamoto stunk and they didn’t hit. Decision was made not to use best relievers. Oh well.
The Dodgers punted yesterday’s game to set up for today. They did this 3 times in the postseason last year due to pitching issues and it worked.
But those were seven game series. Punting one in a five game series is not something I would have done but they were playing down a reliever so I get it.
But those were seven game series. Punting one in a five game series is not something I would have done but they were playing down a reliever so I get it.
October 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Hey can you summarize the Battle of Midway in three sentences?
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Sounds like Brian Snitker was politely, respectfully -- but firmly -- invited to become a front office consultant.
October 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Sounds like Brian Snitker was politely, respectfully -- but firmly -- invited to become a front office consultant.
Crypto is forcing ppl to re-learn why we have securities laws; Big Tech is making us re-learn why we have antitrust; sports betting is forcing us to re-learn why we made gambling illegal; and now these guys are going to force us to remember why we have the Geneva Conventions.
Hegseth: "We unleash overwhelming and punishing violence on the enemy. We also don't fight with stupid rules of engagement. We untie the hands of our warfighters to intimidate, demoralize, hunt, and kill the enemies of our country. No more politically correct and overbearing rules of engagement."
September 30, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Crypto is forcing ppl to re-learn why we have securities laws; Big Tech is making us re-learn why we have antitrust; sports betting is forcing us to re-learn why we made gambling illegal; and now these guys are going to force us to remember why we have the Geneva Conventions.
Tyler Allgeier is the strongest substance known to man.
September 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Tyler Allgeier is the strongest substance known to man.
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Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).
September 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).
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My main observation from the last few hours of monitoring US social media is that Democrats are universally denouncing political violence and calling for calm while MAGA are escalating language and openly lusting for retribution against broad categories of people they identity as their enemies.
September 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My main observation from the last few hours of monitoring US social media is that Democrats are universally denouncing political violence and calling for calm while MAGA are escalating language and openly lusting for retribution against broad categories of people they identity as their enemies.
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Why would somebody forge the signature of Real Estate Developer Donald Trump in 2003 in a birthday book for his publicly acknowledged friend who was not at that time known as a sexual predator?
September 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Why would somebody forge the signature of Real Estate Developer Donald Trump in 2003 in a birthday book for his publicly acknowledged friend who was not at that time known as a sexual predator?
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GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends
JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald
GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald
GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
September 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends
JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald
GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald
GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
How many years of eligibility is Zack Calzada going to have? He’s backing up Diego Pavia on the 2025 All Go Sell Insurance team.
September 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
How many years of eligibility is Zack Calzada going to have? He’s backing up Diego Pavia on the 2025 All Go Sell Insurance team.
Man why can't the Clippers just be normal
September 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Man why can't the Clippers just be normal