Matt Nesloney
@mattnesloney.bsky.social
🥚🥚, Tuve-lover, Average Son Heung-min Enjoyer, 🐦, and former mediocre baseball writer for GBH | φφκα
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Matt Nesloney
@mattnesloney.bsky.social
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I made this for when my siblings-in-law point this out bc this is what it’s like every time
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I made this for when my siblings-in-law point this out bc this is what it’s like every time
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Look I know we all wish A&M wouldn't win a championship.
But last time A&M won, we beat the Nazis.
Now we need to beat the Nazis again, so it's time for A&M to win again.
But last time A&M won, we beat the Nazis.
Now we need to beat the Nazis again, so it's time for A&M to win again.
November 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Look I know we all wish A&M wouldn't win a championship.
But last time A&M won, we beat the Nazis.
Now we need to beat the Nazis again, so it's time for A&M to win again.
But last time A&M won, we beat the Nazis.
Now we need to beat the Nazis again, so it's time for A&M to win again.
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I’m a simple man but I don’t think it’s too much to ask that anyone associated with pedophilia to be disqualified from holding any sort of position of authority for the rest of their life.
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I’m a simple man but I don’t think it’s too much to ask that anyone associated with pedophilia to be disqualified from holding any sort of position of authority for the rest of their life.
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Not sure on these new rule ideas
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Not sure on these new rule ideas
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They're really having fun with it on tiktok.
November 3, 2025 at 6:57 AM
They're really having fun with it on tiktok.
HAHAHAHAHA
🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
November 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
HAHAHAHAHA
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You will never know how many times your life was saved because someone did their job.
Public service is a noble thing that isn't just police and fire and soldiers.
You're alive because of a meat inspector, a drug reviewer, and all the administrators that make the work possible.
Public service is a noble thing that isn't just police and fire and soldiers.
You're alive because of a meat inspector, a drug reviewer, and all the administrators that make the work possible.
November 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
You will never know how many times your life was saved because someone did their job.
Public service is a noble thing that isn't just police and fire and soldiers.
You're alive because of a meat inspector, a drug reviewer, and all the administrators that make the work possible.
Public service is a noble thing that isn't just police and fire and soldiers.
You're alive because of a meat inspector, a drug reviewer, and all the administrators that make the work possible.
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The Premier League is now 5 seconds of open play then 30 seconds of prepping for a set piece.
We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The Premier League is now 5 seconds of open play then 30 seconds of prepping for a set piece.
We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
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Now that that game is behind us, it’s time to focus on rivalry week. I have nothing but hate in my heart for those BASTARDS in South Carolina.
November 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Now that that game is behind us, it’s time to focus on rivalry week. I have nothing but hate in my heart for those BASTARDS in South Carolina.
Y’all member when drinkwitz complained live on the broadcast about penalties? They’ve thrown one (1) on mizzou since then.
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Y’all member when drinkwitz complained live on the broadcast about penalties? They’ve thrown one (1) on mizzou since then.
Amazing that mizzou was completely set on that pass.
November 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Amazing that mizzou was completely set on that pass.
I’ve never been hit so squarely by an article before. Hell isn’t hot enough for those that enabled this.
Here.
Here.
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
www.cnn.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I’ve never been hit so squarely by an article before. Hell isn’t hot enough for those that enabled this.
Here.
Here.
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"I reached out to a White House spokesperson for comment. They said 'the pope doesn't know what he’s talking about.'" is such an incredible fourth panel for a Doonesbury strip
I reached out to a White House spokesperson for comment. They said “the pope doesn't know what he’s talking about.”
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV Denounces Trump-Vance Decision to Block Eucharist from ICE Detainees
After ICE refuses to allow detained migrants to receive the Eucharist, Pope Leo calls on Trump and Vance to respect migrants‘ dignity and religious liberty.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
"I reached out to a White House spokesperson for comment. They said 'the pope doesn't know what he’s talking about.'" is such an incredible fourth panel for a Doonesbury strip
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Hello kids. Great costumes. You can have boring regular candy or, in exchange for a small fee, you can invest in something I'm calling Candy Premium, an AI-enabled solution that
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Hello kids. Great costumes. You can have boring regular candy or, in exchange for a small fee, you can invest in something I'm calling Candy Premium, an AI-enabled solution that
lol we really did get that stupid bitch fired
October 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
lol we really did get that stupid bitch fired
LMAOOOOOO holy shit I will not ruin the google result
True fact: There is no publicly displayed portrait or likeness on campus of LSU's first president.
And let the record show he was undefeated against Georgia and South Carolina
And let the record show he was undefeated against Georgia and South Carolina
Reminder to LSU: when the CFB Hall of Fame puts Brian Kelly in for his time at Notre Dame and Cincinnati, they will mail you a plaque with his face on it. There is no law, guideline, or incentive for you to display it anywhere. You can absolutely just not put it up!
October 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
LMAOOOOOO holy shit I will not ruin the google result
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LOWEST POSTGAME WIN EXPECTANCY IN A WIN, WEEK 9:
Delaware > MTSU 32.3%
BYU > Iowa St 37.7%
Akron > Buffalo 39.2%
Auburn > Arkansas 39.5%
UVA > UNC 43.8%
Memphis > USF 46.2%
Ole Miss > OU 53.0%
WKU > LT 53.5%
Texas > MSU 54.0%
Kind of a ... normal week? Full list: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Delaware > MTSU 32.3%
BYU > Iowa St 37.7%
Akron > Buffalo 39.2%
Auburn > Arkansas 39.5%
UVA > UNC 43.8%
Memphis > USF 46.2%
Ole Miss > OU 53.0%
WKU > LT 53.5%
Texas > MSU 54.0%
Kind of a ... normal week? Full list: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
2025 SP+
docs.google.com
October 26, 2025 at 12:20 PM
LOWEST POSTGAME WIN EXPECTANCY IN A WIN, WEEK 9:
Delaware > MTSU 32.3%
BYU > Iowa St 37.7%
Akron > Buffalo 39.2%
Auburn > Arkansas 39.5%
UVA > UNC 43.8%
Memphis > USF 46.2%
Ole Miss > OU 53.0%
WKU > LT 53.5%
Texas > MSU 54.0%
Kind of a ... normal week? Full list: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Delaware > MTSU 32.3%
BYU > Iowa St 37.7%
Akron > Buffalo 39.2%
Auburn > Arkansas 39.5%
UVA > UNC 43.8%
Memphis > USF 46.2%
Ole Miss > OU 53.0%
WKU > LT 53.5%
Texas > MSU 54.0%
Kind of a ... normal week? Full list: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
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BRIAN KELLY HAD A BAD DAY WHICH MEANS I HAD A GOOD DAY FIFTEEN FOR TEAM FARMERS FIGHT CALL IT A NIGHT
October 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
BRIAN KELLY HAD A BAD DAY WHICH MEANS I HAD A GOOD DAY FIFTEEN FOR TEAM FARMERS FIGHT CALL IT A NIGHT
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Brian Kelly is a bad person and I’m glad he’s having a bad time
October 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Brian Kelly is a bad person and I’m glad he’s having a bad time
I hope we get that bitch brian kelly fired tonight
October 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I hope we get that bitch brian kelly fired tonight
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