Matt McClure
@mattmcclure.bsky.social
The indignities truly never cease
✶ OCC ✶ U ✶ PIED ✶
✶ OCC ✶ U ✶ PIED ✶
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RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
January 30, 2026 at 8:30 PM
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
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IL Gov. J.B. Pritzker, considered a potential 2028 Dem. pres. contender, recently repeated the racist lie that “Hamas… raped innocent people on October 7,” while appearing on the I’ve Had It podcast, where host Jennifer Welch asked him about Israel’s actions in Gaza.
The claim continues to be...
The claim continues to be...
January 30, 2026 at 7:59 PM
IL Gov. J.B. Pritzker, considered a potential 2028 Dem. pres. contender, recently repeated the racist lie that “Hamas… raped innocent people on October 7,” while appearing on the I’ve Had It podcast, where host Jennifer Welch asked him about Israel’s actions in Gaza.
The claim continues to be...
The claim continues to be...
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groimes, oim een theh eepsteen foiles
September 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
groimes, oim een theh eepsteen foiles
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Lawyer here. There’s a lot of misinformation about what this means. It means he’s innocent even though he did it and the judge said that it’s good what he did
BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Lawyer here. There’s a lot of misinformation about what this means. It means he’s innocent even though he did it and the judge said that it’s good what he did
No it isn't
2026 Is About to Be a Blockbuster Year for Smart Glasses https://gizmodo.com/2026-is-about-to-be-a-blockbuster-year-for-smart-glasses-2000715511
2026 Is About to Be a Blockbuster Year for Smart Glasses
Heated competition, legal drama, and the future of tech on the line? Start writing the movie now, I guess.
gizmodo.com
January 30, 2026 at 5:47 PM
No it isn't
Did he just say "making fuck"?
Clerks (1994)
Dir. Kevin Smith
Runtime 92 minutes
🚬 x 5, or one cigarette every 18.4 minutes
https://howmanycigarettes.com/clerks/
Dir. Kevin Smith
Runtime 92 minutes
🚬 x 5, or one cigarette every 18.4 minutes
https://howmanycigarettes.com/clerks/
January 30, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Did he just say "making fuck"?
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It is fitting that the US edition of concentration camps are going to be situated in disused warehouses (former data centres?): www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
ICE Begins Buying ‘Mega’ Warehouse Detention Centers Across US
Plans for such centers and jails in nearly two dozen communities have sparked protests over suitability, proximity to homes and schools.
www.bloomberg.com
January 30, 2026 at 4:31 PM
It is fitting that the US edition of concentration camps are going to be situated in disused warehouses (former data centres?): www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
BITCH
Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026
January 30, 2026 at 4:29 PM
BITCH
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Me every morning in this fucking country
January 30, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Me every morning in this fucking country
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Oh, ok.
Ernesto Padron, a Border Patrol Agent from Brownsville, TX, was arrested in 2010 for possession of CSAM. A case backlog meant the statute of limitations expired before he could be tried. In 2020 Padron was hired at a Texas migrant shelter where he worked directly with unaccompanied migrant children
January 30, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Oh, ok.
Darren Aronofsky retire bitch
January 30, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Darren Aronofsky retire bitch
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Darren Aronofsky’s the Civil War
January 29, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Darren Aronofsky’s the Civil War
THE CLINTONS HAD SLAVES
The Trump administration's “war on empathy,” Hillary Rodham Clinton writes, “threatens to pave the way for an extreme vision of Christian nationalism that seeks to replace democracy with theocracy in America”: theatln.tc/dcVIzlMi
January 30, 2026 at 4:19 AM
THE CLINTONS HAD SLAVES
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/
January 30, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/
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I'm starting to believe they might be fucking stupid
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation funding the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
Jeffries demands ban on deportation of US citizens as part of DHS reforms
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation fun…
www.kget.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I'm starting to believe they might be fucking stupid
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Me after watching 5 minutes of Rangers hockey
January 29, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Me after watching 5 minutes of Rangers hockey
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"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me."
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 3:32 PM
"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me."
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN THIS?
A Waymo autonomous vehicle hit a child near a Santa Monica elementary school, causing minor injuries, the company and federal regulators said.
The Waymo detected the child and braked, slowing itself to 6 mph before impact, the company said.
The Waymo detected the child and braked, slowing itself to 6 mph before impact, the company said.
Waymo robotaxi hits child at school drop-off, triggering safety inquiry
A Waymo self-driving car was involved in a minor crash with a child at a school drop-off, raising concerns about the safety of autonomous vehicles.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:41 PM
WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN THIS?
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Live From The Five Hole - Rose Garden www.faxesfromuncledale.com/live-from-th...
January 29, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Live From The Five Hole - Rose Garden www.faxesfromuncledale.com/live-from-th...
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I think you should love where you live and do everything you can to make it better so that other people love it that much too.
January 29, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I think you should love where you live and do everything you can to make it better so that other people love it that much too.
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Recording shortly, last call for questions.
The plan is to record tonight, so let this be the first official Clarion Call for Cretin Questions over here.
January 29, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Recording shortly, last call for questions.
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Irrevocably and permanently damaging the civil rights of dozens of ICE guys by playing the Butthole Surfers' 1988 album "Hairway To Steven" from a boombox outside the Hilton Garden Inn in suburban Minneapolis where they're all staying. JD Vance does a tweet about it that starts "Wow. Really?"
January 26, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Irrevocably and permanently damaging the civil rights of dozens of ICE guys by playing the Butthole Surfers' 1988 album "Hairway To Steven" from a boombox outside the Hilton Garden Inn in suburban Minneapolis where they're all staying. JD Vance does a tweet about it that starts "Wow. Really?"
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approaching the problem of "roving death squads" from an incrementalist point of view is just a slow form of suicide
SCHUMER says Democrats are “united” behind three DHS reforms
1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.
2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.
3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.
2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.
3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
January 28, 2026 at 8:27 PM
approaching the problem of "roving death squads" from an incrementalist point of view is just a slow form of suicide
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