Sonya Mathews
@mathewssonya.bsky.social
Wordsmith, comic, poker of technology.
Often amusing; needs to write more. Transatlantic New Scot. They/them.
My website: sonyamathews.com
Often amusing; needs to write more. Transatlantic New Scot. They/them.
My website: sonyamathews.com
Today is the last day of Jokevember! The theme is gratitude. So Here are two jokes on the subject. Thank you for tolerating this challenge. It has been fun and hard and I have enjoyed it a lot!
#gratitude #jokes #jokevember #comedian
#gratitude #jokes #jokevember #comedian
November 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Today is the last day of Jokevember! The theme is gratitude. So Here are two jokes on the subject. Thank you for tolerating this challenge. It has been fun and hard and I have enjoyed it a lot!
#gratitude #jokes #jokevember #comedian
#gratitude #jokes #jokevember #comedian
A definition of fracking from someone who has read the news and not believed it.
sonyamathews.com/fracking/
sonyamathews.com/fracking/
Fracking
A definition of the word "fracking" from The Comic's Wordbook.
sonyamathews.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:37 AM
A definition of fracking from someone who has read the news and not believed it.
sonyamathews.com/fracking/
sonyamathews.com/fracking/
Wild how many very important people are working so hard to distance themselves from a man whose name they apparently had no problem appearing next to in emails and flight logs. #epstein #epsteinlist #thecomicswordbook #writers
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Wild how many very important people are working so hard to distance themselves from a man whose name they apparently had no problem appearing next to in emails and flight logs. #epstein #epsteinlist #thecomicswordbook #writers
Reposted by Sonya Mathews
Just sold as a gift from one spouse to another before their wedding tomorrow! 🥂
"Scott & Zelda Fitzgerald"
100x70cm, acrylic on canvas
Do have a look through my website wgsaraband.com and treat yourself or a loved one to a painting that will stay with you for life 😉
"Scott & Zelda Fitzgerald"
100x70cm, acrylic on canvas
Do have a look through my website wgsaraband.com and treat yourself or a loved one to a painting that will stay with you for life 😉
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Just sold as a gift from one spouse to another before their wedding tomorrow! 🥂
"Scott & Zelda Fitzgerald"
100x70cm, acrylic on canvas
Do have a look through my website wgsaraband.com and treat yourself or a loved one to a painting that will stay with you for life 😉
"Scott & Zelda Fitzgerald"
100x70cm, acrylic on canvas
Do have a look through my website wgsaraband.com and treat yourself or a loved one to a painting that will stay with you for life 😉
Reposted by Sonya Mathews
God Rest you merry billionaires,
Let nothing ye dismay,
We won't rest until universal
Living income's here to stay,
Just know that your dates in court,
Will soon be on their way,
You can't deprive us all of cash,
While feasting on Xmas Day,
O Tidings of Fascism and Greed
Let nothing ye dismay,
We won't rest until universal
Living income's here to stay,
Just know that your dates in court,
Will soon be on their way,
You can't deprive us all of cash,
While feasting on Xmas Day,
O Tidings of Fascism and Greed
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
God Rest you merry billionaires,
Let nothing ye dismay,
We won't rest until universal
Living income's here to stay,
Just know that your dates in court,
Will soon be on their way,
You can't deprive us all of cash,
While feasting on Xmas Day,
O Tidings of Fascism and Greed
Let nothing ye dismay,
We won't rest until universal
Living income's here to stay,
Just know that your dates in court,
Will soon be on their way,
You can't deprive us all of cash,
While feasting on Xmas Day,
O Tidings of Fascism and Greed
The trend of “asking Americans questions about Europe” is so painful.
Not because of the dumb answers, of which there are plenty.
But because the people who take such glee in conducting these exercises don’t care that they are doing a big fat colonialism.
Not because of the dumb answers, of which there are plenty.
But because the people who take such glee in conducting these exercises don’t care that they are doing a big fat colonialism.
November 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The trend of “asking Americans questions about Europe” is so painful.
Not because of the dumb answers, of which there are plenty.
But because the people who take such glee in conducting these exercises don’t care that they are doing a big fat colonialism.
Not because of the dumb answers, of which there are plenty.
But because the people who take such glee in conducting these exercises don’t care that they are doing a big fat colonialism.
Limited myself to two jokes about the news. Which is wild, considering the news didn’t return the favor. #news #jokevember #jokes #american
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Limited myself to two jokes about the news. Which is wild, considering the news didn’t return the favor. #news #jokevember #jokes #american
It’s Turkey Day! What this means, for non Americans, is that as a nation we gather together and reflect on how a prized turkeys would make a more qualified president.
#thanksgiving #trump #jokes
youtube.com/shorts/xPGOC...
#thanksgiving #trump #jokes
youtube.com/shorts/xPGOC...
Happy turkey day to all who celebrate
YouTube video by Sonya Mathews
youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It’s Turkey Day! What this means, for non Americans, is that as a nation we gather together and reflect on how a prized turkeys would make a more qualified president.
#thanksgiving #trump #jokes
youtube.com/shorts/xPGOC...
#thanksgiving #trump #jokes
youtube.com/shorts/xPGOC...
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Reposted by Sonya Mathews
As a survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre, Viola Ford Fletcher bravely shared her story so that we’d never forget this painful part of our history. Michelle and I are grateful for her lifelong work to advance civil rights, and send our love to her family.
Viola Fletcher, Oldest Survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre, Dies at 111
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
As a survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre, Viola Ford Fletcher bravely shared her story so that we’d never forget this painful part of our history. Michelle and I are grateful for her lifelong work to advance civil rights, and send our love to her family.
I have a hypothesis that you can tell people who have been driven around their whole life. They have not been formed in the crucible of public transport, and been exposed to its breadth of humanity. #jokes #publictransit #bus #jokevember
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I have a hypothesis that you can tell people who have been driven around their whole life. They have not been formed in the crucible of public transport, and been exposed to its breadth of humanity. #jokes #publictransit #bus #jokevember
This joke comes direct from my father, who has always been a towering font of wisdom and fashion sense. #fashion #fashionsense #fitcheck #jokes #jokevember
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
This joke comes direct from my father, who has always been a towering font of wisdom and fashion sense. #fashion #fashionsense #fitcheck #jokes #jokevember
Millennials are basically medieval peasants with Wi-Fi. Our most valuable asset is a cast-iron pan. We grow herbs like apothecaries. We’re one goat away from feudalism, and we don’t even have a yard to put it in. #jokevember #millennials #jokes #comedy
November 23, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Millennials are basically medieval peasants with Wi-Fi. Our most valuable asset is a cast-iron pan. We grow herbs like apothecaries. We’re one goat away from feudalism, and we don’t even have a yard to put it in. #jokevember #millennials #jokes #comedy
Boats and cars are called 'she' because for some people pronouns only matter if they refer to something shiny that doesn’t talk back. But I digress. #jokes #luck #lady #comedian #jokevember
November 22, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Boats and cars are called 'she' because for some people pronouns only matter if they refer to something shiny that doesn’t talk back. But I digress. #jokes #luck #lady #comedian #jokevember
What a horrifying choice. A hate group?
Sheesh.
Sheesh.
For Women Scotland wins Public Campaign or Campaigner of the Year at The Herald Scottish Politician of the Year Awards 2025, in association with ScottishPower
www.heraldscotland.com/news...
#politicianawards25
www.heraldscotland.com/news...
#politicianawards25
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 AM
What a horrifying choice. A hate group?
Sheesh.
Sheesh.
The internet went out and I opened the curtains out of sheer panic. Turns out my flat comes with an outside. What do I do now? #internet #jokes #jokevember #comedian #standupcomedy
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 AM
The internet went out and I opened the curtains out of sheer panic. Turns out my flat comes with an outside. What do I do now? #internet #jokes #jokevember #comedian #standupcomedy
Reposted by Sonya Mathews
We cannot give these lunatics an inch in the uk. Scotland is now lagging behind England and Wales. We need the reasonable changes suggested by the expert group to protect us.
Texas' abortion ban has killed yet another woman. Here's exactly what the anti-abortion response will be:
They’ll claim doctors were legally allowed to “intervene” or “treat” Tierra Walker with "care." They won't say she could have had an abortion because they don’t believe in life-saving abortions
They’ll claim doctors were legally allowed to “intervene” or “treat” Tierra Walker with "care." They won't say she could have had an abortion because they don’t believe in life-saving abortions
November 20, 2025 at 8:21 AM
We cannot give these lunatics an inch in the uk. Scotland is now lagging behind England and Wales. We need the reasonable changes suggested by the expert group to protect us.
It is an annual holiday tradition: people freaking out over tiny (made-up) changes, claiming that "sacred Christmas" is being erased by liberals, Muslims, or the word “evergreen”.
They see the world through the lens of capitalism, equating commerce with culture.
We need capitalism literacy.
They see the world through the lens of capitalism, equating commerce with culture.
We need capitalism literacy.
November 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It is an annual holiday tradition: people freaking out over tiny (made-up) changes, claiming that "sacred Christmas" is being erased by liberals, Muslims, or the word “evergreen”.
They see the world through the lens of capitalism, equating commerce with culture.
We need capitalism literacy.
They see the world through the lens of capitalism, equating commerce with culture.
We need capitalism literacy.
Darrel had too much wine and tried to baptize the ham “to cleanse its spirit before digestion.” When Aunt June told him to sit down, he challenged it to a duel, shouting “Name your seconds!” and slapped it with a dinner roll.
#jokevember #familygathering #dictionary #holidays #jokes #thanksgiving
#jokevember #familygathering #dictionary #holidays #jokes #thanksgiving
November 20, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Darrel had too much wine and tried to baptize the ham “to cleanse its spirit before digestion.” When Aunt June told him to sit down, he challenged it to a duel, shouting “Name your seconds!” and slapped it with a dinner roll.
#jokevember #familygathering #dictionary #holidays #jokes #thanksgiving
#jokevember #familygathering #dictionary #holidays #jokes #thanksgiving
Reposted by Sonya Mathews
I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
In our Slavic Household we have a Slavic button that anyone can press to speed up the conversaton, skip small talk or get to the point. It is awesome, you should get one. #slavic #smalltalk #weather #comedian #jokes
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 AM
In our Slavic Household we have a Slavic button that anyone can press to speed up the conversaton, skip small talk or get to the point. It is awesome, you should get one. #slavic #smalltalk #weather #comedian #jokes
Reposted by Sonya Mathews
It's funny to me when you're gay, and someone online calls you gay as an insult... and you're like...
November 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It's funny to me when you're gay, and someone online calls you gay as an insult... and you're like...
Today's Jokevember theme is Health Kick. I do a bit on stage about wedding vows and how I think they should be treated like mortgages. This comes from that bit. #jokes #comedian #jokevember #health #fitness
November 18, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Today's Jokevember theme is Health Kick. I do a bit on stage about wedding vows and how I think they should be treated like mortgages. This comes from that bit. #jokes #comedian #jokevember #health #fitness
Reposted by Sonya Mathews
Those who scream 'think of the children', who beg for a return to purity and traditional family values... don't half obsess about other people's sex lives.
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Those who scream 'think of the children', who beg for a return to purity and traditional family values... don't half obsess about other people's sex lives.